{"id":11693,"date":"2026-03-31T01:22:13","date_gmt":"2026-03-31T01:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/news\/11693\/"},"modified":"2026-03-31T01:22:13","modified_gmt":"2026-03-31T01:22:13","slug":"dave-portnoy-crushes-tiger-woods-after-dui-arrest-put-him-in-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/news\/11693\/","title":{"rendered":"Dave Portnoy crushes Tiger Woods after DUI arrest: &#8216;Put him in jail&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dave Portnoy has weighed in on Tiger Woods\u2019 latest car crash.<\/p>\n<p>Following Woods\u2019 <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/03\/27\/sports\/tiger-woods-arrested-for-dui-following-florida-car-crash\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">arrest Friday<\/a> on a DUI charge, Portnoy went scorched earth on the famous golfer during Monday\u2019s edition of his \u201cWake Up Barstool\u201d show on FS1. He suggested Woods should hire someone to drive him around to prevent Woods from seriously injuring or killing someone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen you get behind the wheel impaired, you\u2019re not just putting yourself at risk. You\u2019re putting anybody else on the road, innocent people (at risk),\u201d Portnoy said.<\/p>\n<p>Tiger Woods\u2019 mugshot after his DUI arrest on March 27, 2026. Martin County Sheriff&#8217;s Office<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can\u2019t really make light of it. I have no sympathy for the guy. I don\u2019t know anybody who has ever rolled a car over. This guy rolls it over every two weeks! So, you know what? Put him behind bars, put him in jail for a little bit and make him wake up.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have a lot of vices. \u2026 My vices only put me in jeopardy and nobody else. When you get behind the wheel \u2014 just get a driver. It\u2019s not hard. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cGet a driver. You\u2019re gonna kill somebody,\u201d he continued.<\/p>\n<p>On Friday, Woods was driving near his Jupiter Island, Fla. home and attempted to cut in front of a truck. He instead clipped the back of the vehicle, causing his Land Rover to flip onto its side. He later crawled out of the passenger window.<\/p>\n<p>Woods wasn\u2019t injured in the accident.<\/p>\n<p>He was arrested and taken to Martin County Jail after he refused to give a urine sample to cops. Officers claimed he showed signs of impairment on the scene, though he passed a breathalyzer test. He was required to spend at least eight hours in prison before <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/03\/27\/sports\/tiger-woods-released-from-florida-jail-hours-after-car-crash-dui-arrest\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">leaving on bail<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Tiger Woods\u2019 car ended up on its side after his crash last week. via REUTERS<\/p>\n<p>As Portnoy alluded to in his comments, this isn\u2019t Woods\u2019 first major incident on the road. He crashed into a fire hydrant in 2009 and was arrested for a DUI in 2017, where police found five drugs in his system. He was also involved in a crash in 2021 that <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2021\/02\/24\/heres-what-we-know-so-far-about-tiger-woods-injuries\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">shattered his leg<\/a> after being trapped under his car.<\/p>\n<p>Despite Portnoy and others urging Woods to hire a personal driver, he has <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/03\/30\/us-news\/the-paranoid-reason-why-tiger-woods-wont-hire-a-driver-despite-history-of-car-crashes\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">opted not to do so<\/a>, a <a href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/why-tiger-woods-wont-hire-a-driver-exclusive-source-11936867\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">source told People<\/a>. The source said he \u201cdoesn\u2019t want anyone to watch over him or know what he is doing\u201d and that he \u201cdespises public scrutiny.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dave Portnoy thinks Tiger Woods should have his own personal driver and should go to jail.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe thinks he is fine to drive,\u201d the source said.<\/p>\n<p>Despite Woods\u2019 decision, Portnoy and others sure don\u2019t agree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Dave Portnoy has weighed in on Tiger Woods\u2019 latest car crash. 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