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More Catholic Than the Pope

Appearing at a Turning Point USA event in Athens, Ga., on Tuesday, Vice President JD Vance commented on Pope Leo XIV’s criticism of the U.S. bombing of Iran, saying the pontiff should “be careful when he talks about matters of theology.”

Stephen Colbert, a fellow Catholic, called Vance, a relatively recent convert, out on Wednesday. “Wow! Hey, hey, hey, JD, I know you’re Catholic, but you joined in 2019, OK?” he said. “I’ve been genuflecting since the mid-1960s.”

“I think you’re out over your Catholic skis here, OK? I think it’s time for you to sit down, then stand back up. Then kneel. Then stand again. Then shake hands with people around you. Then kneel a little more, then go take communion, then go back to your pew for some more kneeling, because you’re not sneaking out of here after communion. Because you know who left the last supper early? Judas.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

The Punchiest Punchlines (Tax Day Edition)

“It’s April 15th. It’s tax day, although you could make a case that every day since November 2024 has been taxing.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“But today is officially that special time of the year when we all pitch in to pay for Melania’s new plane.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Hey, here’s a fun tax day tip: Take however much you owed in taxes this year — let’s say you owed $50,000. Subtract that number from the same number — subtract $50,000 from $50,000. You know what you get? You get the amount Donald Trump paid in taxes this year.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Lots of stores offered tax-day deals today. Krispy Kreme had a deal today where if you buy a dozen doughnuts, you get a second dozen free. I think we can all agree that there is nothing more American than paying your taxes and then eating 24 doughnuts by yourself.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Bits Worth Watching

Zoe Lister-Jones reunited with her “The Miniature Wife” co-star Ronny Chieng on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”

What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night

The star of Netflix’s “The Hawk,” Molly Shannon, will appear on Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

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