{"id":64751,"date":"2026-05-10T09:43:25","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T09:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/people\/64751\/"},"modified":"2026-05-10T09:43:25","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T09:43:25","slug":"snl-cold-open-brett-kavanaugh-shares-big-trump-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/people\/64751\/","title":{"rendered":"‘SNL’ Cold Open: Brett Kavanaugh Shares Big Trump Secret"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saturday Night Live<\/a> guest host Matt Damon<\/a> reprised his role as<\/a> Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh, who reveals to drinking buddies Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel what Donald Trump<\/a>\u2018s political future will look like.<\/p>\n

Kavanaugh and Hegseth (Colin Jost<\/a>) first boast about they\u2019ve been up to, like ending abortion and starting a war. That prompts Kavanaugh to talk about the \u201creal\u201d war: \u201cmale loneliness.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI used to have all my buddies to hang out with\u2026 I just wish there were more people in this administration who could really hang,\u201d he laments, as Patel (Aziz Ansari<\/a>) enters.<\/p>\n

\u201cDoes this bar take Kash?!\u201d the FBI director exclaims, before unveiling one of the bottles<\/a> of bourbon engraved with his name.<\/p>\n

\u201cI bring my own alcohol to bars because sometimes people think I\u2019m a kid with a fake ID. They say, \u2018Nobody would make this face in official photos,\u2019\u201d he says, mocking Patel\u2019s wide-eyed expression.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe are all living the American Dream,\u201d he tells his buddies. \u201cI am the first person in my family to go to college\u2014parties, many years after graduating.\u201d<\/p>\n

A Secretary of War, a Supreme Court Justice, and an FBI Director walk into a bar pic.twitter.com\/yGACw2vf4e<\/a><\/p>\n

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When Kavanaugh asks if Patel really is paranoid enough to make FBI staffers take polygraph tests<\/a>, Patel denies it.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, I told them to make a graph of everyone in the FBI who\u2019s poly. My girlfriend wants to open up our relationship!\u201d he says, as they exchange high-fives. \u201cYeah, she says she wants to bring other guys into the bedroom and for me to stay in the living room.\u201d<\/p>\n

Kavanaugh then takes the opportunity to confide something \u201ctop secret\u201d in his pals.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019re going to let Trump do a third term,\u201d he says, as Hegseth and Patel lose their minds.<\/p>\n

\u201cI thought that was unconstitutional?\u201d the Defense secretary asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt was,\u201d Kavanaugh replies, \u201cuntil Trump found the original Constitution and at the end of it wrote, \u2018Sike!\u2019 We\u2019re going to live forever!\u201d<\/p>\n

From Rolling Stone US<\/a><\/p>\n