{"id":121566,"date":"2026-02-24T23:07:09","date_gmt":"2026-02-24T23:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/121566\/"},"modified":"2026-02-24T23:07:09","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T23:07:09","slug":"propuneri-esentiale-pentru-noi-ro-alerte-de-trimis-la-ore-idioate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/121566\/","title":{"rendered":"Propuneri esen\u021biale pentru noi RO-Alerte de trimis la ore idioate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Propuneri esen\u021biale pentru noi RO-Alerte de trimis la ore idioate\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Catavencii-751-8-02-25-2026-mic_13_001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-lazyloaded=\"1\" width=\"730\" height=\"799\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Catavencii-751-8-02-25-2026-mic_13_001.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"zoom\">\n<a title=\"Propuneri esen\u021biale pentru noi RO-Alerte de trimis la ore idioate\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Catavencii-751-8-02-25-2026-mic_13_001.jpg\"> Zoom<\/a><br \/>\nPropuneri esen\u021biale pentru noi RO-Alerte de trimis la ore idioate<\/p>\n<p>RO-Alert a f\u0103cut istorie scul\u00eend toate telefoanele din mor\u021bi la 4 diminea\u021ba cu o alert\u0103 de ninsoare vizibil\u0103 din seara precedent\u0103. Un serviciu foarte necesar \u0219i \u00een nici un caz demn de-a fi catalogat drept varianta pentru dobitoci a glumei \u201eNinge afar\u0103!\u201c \/ \u201eD\u0103 link s\u0103 v\u0103d!\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Acestea fiind spuse, reac\u021bia vehement\u0103 \u0219i pu\u021bin exagerat\u0103 a publicului rom\u00e2n impune anume schimb\u0103ri. Le-am adunat mai jos pe cele mai importante, \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 autorit\u0103\u021bile competente vor \u0219ti s\u0103 le foloseasc\u0103 a\u0219a cum merit\u0103. Ne cerem scuze pentru oximoronul \u201eautorit\u0103\u021bi competente\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Alarma \u201eR\u0103sare soarele!\u201c \u2013 Dat\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi la ora corect\u0103 a r\u0103s\u0103ritului, cu c\u00eentec de coco\u0219. De\u0219i s-a propus ini\u021bial ca alarma s\u0103 fie \u00eenso\u021bit\u0103 de un mesaj despre cum r\u0103s\u0103ritul este o iluzie optic\u0103, pentru c\u0103 P\u0103m\u00eentul se \u00eenv\u00eerte de fapt \u00een jurul Soarelui, s-a decis c\u0103 e mai bine s\u0103 nu fie jignite cu \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 sensibilit\u0103\u021bile suveraniste ale electoratului.<\/p>\n<p>Alarma \u201eS-a schimbat ora!\u201c \u2013 Dat\u0103 tare, o dat\u0103 cu o or\u0103 \u00eenainte, o dat\u0103 cu o or\u0103 dup\u0103. Autorit\u0103\u021bile recomand\u0103 \u0219i o pre-alarm\u0103 dat\u0103 cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00een\u0103 \u00eenainte, s\u0103 nu mai zic\u0103 lumea c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii se las\u0103 mereu pe ultima sut\u0103 de metri \u0219i s\u00eent mereu nepreg\u0103ti\u021bi. Evident, alarma va mai fi dat\u0103 \u0219i la 13 zile de la eveniment, s\u0103 fie la curent \u0219i rom\u00e2nii care s\u00eent pe stil vechi.<\/p>\n<p>Alarma datoriilor la stat \u2013 Inspirat\u0103 din alarma \u201eR\u0103sare soarele!\u201c, aceast\u0103 alarm\u0103 este destinat\u0103 marilor datornici ANAF \u0219i va urla: \u201eCucurigu, boieri mari, da\u021bi pungu\u021ba cu doi bani!\u201c. Probabil \u00een puterea nop\u021bii, pentru c\u0103 ANAF \u00eei respect\u0103 pe rom\u00e2ni \u0219i nu vrea s\u0103 le strice somnul de diminea\u021b\u0103, mai ales c\u0103 ea va fi trimis\u0103 simultan tuturor rom\u00e2nilor, pentru c\u0103 datoriile nu s\u00eent problema ANAF, ci a \u00eentregii societ\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Reguli de autorizare \u2013 RO-Alert va reforma serios sistemul de alerte \u0219i decide: de azi \u00eenainte, alarmele la ore idioate vor fi date doar de angaja\u021bi ale c\u0103ror mame practic\u0103 acea meserie, pentru c\u0103 nu este normal s\u0103 faci o na\u021bie \u00eentreag\u0103 s\u0103 acuze ni\u0219te femei nevinovate. De asemenea, accesul la alerte matinale va fi permis doar veganilor, s\u0103 sufere nenoroci\u021bii c\u00eend le umple careva frigiderul cu carne!<\/p>\n<p>Alarma \u201eNu e nici o alarm\u0103!\u201c \u2013 Echivalentul modern al medievalului \u201eE ora dou\u0103 noaptea \u0219i totul este bine!\u201c, pentru c\u0103 era p\u0103cat ca un stat feudalizat ca Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103-\u0219i piard\u0103 tradi\u021biile str\u0103mo\u0219e\u0219ti. Ea va urla isteric noaptea din or\u0103 \u00een or\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea c\u0103 nu e nici un motiv de panic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>648 de vizualiz\u0103ri<br \/>\n<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-lazyloaded=\"1\" width=\"1100\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/antentionare-pamflet.jpg\" alt=\"atentionare pamflet\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Zoom Propuneri esen\u021biale pentru noi RO-Alerte de trimis la ore idioate RO-Alert a f\u0103cut istorie scul\u00eend toate telefoanele&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":121567,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[1145,32,33,31,36,37,27,34,35,10520,25,41,6113,40,38,39,26,28,29,30],"class_list":{"0":"post-121566","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-romania","8":"tag-anaf","9":"tag-breaking-news","10":"tag-breakingnews","11":"tag-cele-mai-populare-subiecte","12":"tag-featured-news","13":"tag-featurednews","14":"tag-headlines","15":"tag-latest-news","16":"tag-latestnews","17":"tag-nesimtire","18":"tag-news","19":"tag-ro","20":"tag-ro-alert","21":"tag-romana","22":"tag-romania","23":"tag-romanian","24":"tag-stiri","25":"tag-titluri","26":"tag-top-stories","27":"tag-topstories"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ro\/116128123678537223","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121566\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/121567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}