{"id":127666,"date":"2026-03-05T12:17:08","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T12:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/127666\/"},"modified":"2026-03-05T12:17:08","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T12:17:08","slug":"amintiri-din-curvasarie-catavencii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/127666\/","title":{"rendered":"Amintiri din \u201ecurv\u0103s\u0103rie\u201c &#8211; Ca\u0163avencii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Amintiri din \u201ecurv\u0103s\u0103rie\u201c\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/dorianpopa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-lazyloaded=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/dorianpopa.jpg\" width=\"1118\" height=\"1482\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"zoom\">\n<a title=\"Amintiri din \u201ecurv\u0103s\u0103rie\u201c\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/dorianpopa.jpg\"> Zoom<\/a><br \/>\nAmintiri din \u201ecurv\u0103s\u0103rie\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Dragu\u2019-mi era satu\u2019 meu cu manelele cele lin curg\u0103toare, cu prostiile f\u0103cute de vedetele noastre, de cr\u0103pau m\u00e2\u021bele juc\u00e2ndu-se cu d\u00e2nsele. \u0218tiu, n-are nici o noim\u0103. Fix ca showbiz-ul rom\u00e2nesc.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Nicolae Gu\u021b\u0103 a zis c\u0103 nu \u0219i-a luat iubita din bordel, c\u0103 el trecea pe acolo doar a\u0219a, de curiozitate, c\u0103 nu f\u0103cea nimic. C\u0103 nici \u0103\u0219tia de se uit\u0103 pe Pornhub nu intr\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 o ia \u0103la de nevast\u0103. Se uit\u0103 pentru poveste, nu pentru\u2026 \u0218i a mai zis manelistul c\u0103 \u00eei plac femeile ale dracu\u2019. S\u0103 fie \u201ep\u0103 sistem\u201c ca el. \u201eP\u0103\u201c sistemul nostru nervos dac\u0103 \u00eel mai vedem mult pe la televizor.<\/p>\n<p>Direc\u021bia 5 a f\u0103cut pies\u0103 cu b\u0103iatul \u0103la de-\u0219i zice Connect-R. S-au \u00eembr\u0103cat to\u021bi a\u0219a de colorat de mai au un pic \u0219i-i angajeaz\u0103 \u0103ia la circ. Un lucru bun e \u00een toat\u0103 chestia asta: c\u0103 lipsesc Alex Velea \u0219i Smiley. V\u0103 da\u021bi seama cum s-ar fi \u00eembr\u0103cat Velea? \u00cel luau \u0103ia imediat pe post de feti\u021ba Zurli. Unde? La Ga\u0219ca Zurli, evident.<\/p>\n<p>Alt manelist, pe numele lui Jean de la Craiova, care e din Craiova, c\u0103 altfel nu \u0219i-ar fi luat numele \u0103sta, a zis c\u0103 el nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 carne. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 diminea\u021ba un iaurt, la pr\u00e2nz o banan\u0103 \u0219i seara un pahar \u201ede\u201c ap\u0103 \u0219i se culc\u0103. Mai are un pic \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 gelul \u0103la cu care se d\u0103 pe c\u0103pu\u021bul lui de \u201etelectual\u201d. C\u0103 tot a zis c\u0103 nu prea le-a avut cu \u0219coala.<\/p>\n<p>L-au condamnat \u0103\u0219tia definitiv pe Dorian Popa. Dar i-au dat cu suspendare. C-a\u0219a-i \u00een tenis. Nu l-ar mai suspenda, Doamne-ajut\u0103, de pe ecranele telefoanelor, tabletelor \u0219i televizoarelor\u2026 Mai bine \u00eei suspendau contul de TikTok. L-ar fi durut mai tare. Sau abonamentul de la sal\u0103. De la sala de mese. Dorian va trebui s\u0103 presteze \u0219i munc\u0103 \u00een folosul comunit\u0103\u021bii. Vedea-l-a\u0219 ca \u00een filmele alea, \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een combinezon, adun\u00e2nd chi\u0219toace de pe jos. Ah, \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103 are o surs\u0103 de venit. Altfel, direct \u00een celul\u0103 cu Patraulea \u0219i Trandafir. A\u0219 mai zice ceva, dar m\u0103 \u201epufne\u0219te\u201c r\u00e2sul.<\/p>\n<p>Hai, c\u0103 nu trece ziua f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2dem un pic de Mihai Tr\u0103istariu. A pus omu\u2019 o poz\u0103 \u0219i a zis a\u0219a: \u201ePoza asta e din 2009. Face parte din \u0219edin\u021ba foto pentru albumul \u2013 LIE, CIOC\u00c2RLIE. Aveam nasul mare. Dar z\u00e2mbetul este defini\u021bia sufletului meu\u2026\u201c. R\u00e2zi tu, r\u00e2zi, Harap Alb, dar \u00een juriu e chiar Andreea B\u0103lan. \u0218i acolo \u00ee\u021bi trebuie nas ca s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tigi. Acum, nu \u0219tiu ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat cu nasul lui. Ori s-a furat, ori s-a stricat.<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 Raluca B\u0103dulescu l-a c\u0103utat pe Serghei Mizil s\u0103 fac\u0103 OnlyFans. B\u0103i, dar lui Tr\u0103istariu i-a\u021bi cerut voie? C\u0103 se sup\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei cade nasul de oftic\u0103. C\u00e2nd era ea gras\u0103 nu ar fi f\u0103cut. Cu Oana Roman. Au!<\/p>\n<p>471 de vizualiz\u0103ri<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Zoom Amintiri din \u201ecurv\u0103s\u0103rie\u201c Dragu\u2019-mi era satu\u2019 meu cu manelele cele lin curg\u0103toare, cu prostiile f\u0103cute de vedetele&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":127667,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[171,7334,170,38749,38750,31001,41,40,38,39,38751],"class_list":{"0":"post-127666","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-divertisment","8":"tag-divertisment","9":"tag-dorian-popa","10":"tag-entertainment","11":"tag-jean-de-la-craiova","12":"tag-nicolae-guta","13":"tag-raluca-badulescu","14":"tag-ro","15":"tag-romana","16":"tag-romania","17":"tag-romanian","18":"tag-serghei-mizil"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ro\/116176528504336212","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127666\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/127667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}