{"id":140803,"date":"2026-03-21T08:21:07","date_gmt":"2026-03-21T08:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/140803\/"},"modified":"2026-03-21T08:21:07","modified_gmt":"2026-03-21T08:21:07","slug":"chuck-norris-a-murit-dar-legenda-ramane-cele-mai-tari-glume-care-il-fac-nemuritor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/140803\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris a murit, dar legenda r\u0103m\u00e2ne! Cele mai tari glume, care \u00eel fac nemuritor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"bullets\">\n<li>\n<p>Liga 2: Corvinul Hunedoara &#8211; Steaua, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 12:30, DGS 1<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>SuperLiga: FC Arge\u0219 &#8211; U Cluj, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 20:30, DGS 1<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ani la r\u00e2ndul, Chuck Norris a devenit unul dintre cele mai folosite nume pe re\u021belele sociale. Au existat mii de glume, hiperbole despre for\u021ba americanului, care \u00eel fac nemuritor \u00een memoria colectiv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Cele mai tari glume ap\u0103rute cu Chuck Norris<\/p>\n<p>O selec\u021bie a celor mai tari glume ap\u0103rute de-a lungul timpului despre regretatul Chuck Norris:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris poate face cuburi de ghea\u021b\u0103. \u00cen cuptor\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dC\u00e2nd Chuck Norris s-a n\u0103scut, \u0219i-a dus mama acas\u0103 de la spital cu ma\u0219ina\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris poat\u0103 ochelari pentru ca soarele s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103nit de ochii lui\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dExist\u0103 un singur om care \u00eel poate \u00eenvinge pe Chuck Norris. Numele lui? Chuck Norris\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris a gre\u0219it o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103: c\u00e2nd a crezut c\u0103 gre\u0219e\u0219te\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dC\u00e2nd Chuck Norris face flot\u0103ri, nu se ridic\u0103 el, ci \u00eempinge p\u0103m\u00e2ntul mai jos\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris poate t\u0103ia un cu\u021bit fierbinte cu unt\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dUn \u0219arpe l-a mu\u0219cat pe Chuck Norris. \u0218arpele a murit dup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris a lovit o dat\u0103 P\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0219i de atunci se rote\u0219te continuu\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dArmele \u00eel au pe Chuck Norris pentru protec\u021bie\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris a c\u00e2\u0219tigat Turul Fran\u021bei cu o biciclet\u0103 medicinal\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dC\u00e2nd Chuck Norris taie ceap\u0103, ceapa pl\u00e2nge\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris a num\u0103rat p\u00e2n\u0103 la infinit. De dou\u0103 ori\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris a fost la detectorul de minciuni. Detectorul a recunoscut tot\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dChuck Norris a fost mu\u0219cat de o cobr\u0103. Dup\u0103 cinci zile de dureri \u00eengrozitoare, cobra a murit\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\u201dNu exist\u0103 teoria evolu\u021bionist\u0103. Exist\u0103 doar animale pe care Chuck Norris le-a l\u0103sat s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Chuck Norris, centur\u0103 neagr\u0103 la judo. A inventat un stil de arte mar\u021biale<\/p>\n<p>Mul\u021bi l-au apreciat pe Chuck Norris pentru cariera sa de actor, \u00eens\u0103 acesta era \u015fi un adev\u0103rat campion \u00een artele mar\u0163iale, de\u0163in\u00e2nd centura neagr\u0103 la judo, centura neagr\u0103 de gradul 3 la Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, centura neagr\u0103 de gradul 5 la karate, centura neagr\u0103 de gradul 8 la Taekwondo, centura neagr\u0103 de gradul 9 la Tang Soo Do \u015fi centura neagr\u0103 de gradul 10 la Chun Kuk Do.<\/p>\n<p>Chun Kuk Do este un stil de karate inventat chiar de Chuck Norris \u00een 1990. E un lucru mai pu\u021bin \u0219tiut, dar care va r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een istorie.<\/p>\n<p>  Etichete:  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.digisport.ro\/eticheta\/chuck-norris\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">chuck norris<\/a>   <\/p>\n<p>Urm\u0103re\u0219te \u0219tirile digisport.ro \u0219i pe <a href=\"https:\/\/news.google.com\/publications\/CAAiENr1L9HFNMG5hpp5zTfVtpsqFAgKIhDa9S_RxTTBuYaaec031bab?ceid=RO:ro&amp;oc=3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"external nofollow noopener\">Google News<\/a><\/p>\n<p>   Noua Aplica\u0163ie Digi Sport poate fi desc\u0103rcat\u0103 din   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Liga 2: Corvinul Hunedoara &#8211; Steaua, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 12:30, DGS 1 SuperLiga: FC Arge\u0219 &#8211; U Cluj, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 20:30,&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":140804,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[32,33,31,41713,36,37,27,34,35,25,41,40,38,39,26,28,29,30],"class_list":{"0":"post-140803","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-titluri","8":"tag-breaking-news","9":"tag-breakingnews","10":"tag-cele-mai-populare-subiecte","11":"tag-chuck-norris","12":"tag-featured-news","13":"tag-featurednews","14":"tag-headlines","15":"tag-latest-news","16":"tag-latestnews","17":"tag-news","18":"tag-ro","19":"tag-romana","20":"tag-romania","21":"tag-romanian","22":"tag-stiri","23":"tag-titluri","24":"tag-top-stories","25":"tag-topstories"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ro\/116266197653295020","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140803\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/140804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}