{"id":163303,"date":"2026-04-22T18:03:07","date_gmt":"2026-04-22T18:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/163303\/"},"modified":"2026-04-22T18:03:07","modified_gmt":"2026-04-22T18:03:07","slug":"poetul-nepereche-alex-velea-se-crede-pavel-stratan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/163303\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetul \u201enepereche\u201c Alex Velea se crede Pavel Stratan"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nPoetul \u201enepereche\u201c Alex Velea se crede Pavel Stratan<\/p>\n

Andreea Raicu a descoperit apa cald\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce a ascultat noua pies\u0103 a fra\u021bilor Velea, pe numele ei \u201eMamacita\u201c, s-a legat de versul: \u201eM\u0103 duc s\u0103 o fac a mea\u201c. Da, de parc\u0103 restul erau OK. \u0218i scrie fata o postare at\u00e2t de lung\u0103 de zici c\u0103-i e dor de Tudor Chiril\u0103 s\u0103 o mai plimbe prin Cimitirul Bellu. Ceva despre sexualizarea copiilor de 8 ani, dar mai ales a feti\u021belor. Dar c\u00e2nd Cleopatra Stratan c\u00e2nta la o v\u00e2rst\u0103 mult mai fraged\u0103 despre cum \u00eel a\u0219tepta ea pe Gheorghi\u021b\u0103 la porti\u021b\u0103, dar s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 cu m\u00e2na goal\u0103, nu mai zicea nimic. \u0218i s\u0103 nu ne amintim de fetele de la Andr\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Da, este adev\u0103rat c\u0103 nu e OK. Cum nu e OK s\u0103-\u021bi expui copiii \u0219i s\u0103 le mai faci \u0219i versuri de-astea cu trimitere. Dar s\u0103 nu fim ipocri\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 ne prefacem c\u0103 acum am p\u0103\u0219it pe Lun\u0103. Copiii \u0103ia nici nu \u0219tiu ce zic acolo. Probabil ei cred c\u0103 se refer\u0103 la ceva din Roblox, c\u0103 la feti\u021ba Zurli nu cred.<\/p>\n

Stai c\u0103 am citit versurile \u0219i m-a luat durerea de cap. \u201eM\u0103 duc \u00een club, o iau la dans, \u00eemi place c\u0103 are haz \/ Mam\u0103, ce fat\u0103 nebun\u0103, pare c\u0103 face necaz \/ O zic pe bune c\u0103 \u00eemi place de ea \/ Da\u2019 nu m\u0103 las p\u00e2n\u0103 nu o fac a mea \/ Luminile sunt fixate doar pe ea \/ To\u021bi \u00een jurul ei, uite-o, b\u0103, pe fata aia \/ Colorat\u0103 mic\u0103, vine din Columbia\u201c.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem clar. Ni\u0219te copii de 11 \u0219i, respectiv, 9 ani se duc \u00een club la ag\u0103\u021bat. Au reu\u0219it s\u0103 se lege la \u0219ireturi. \u0218i acolo g\u0103sesc o fat\u0103. Era \u0219i greu, c\u0103 doar toate luminile erau pe ea, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-i pe ceilal\u021bi copii din club \u00een bezn\u0103. \u0218i am mai aflat ceva: fetele din Columbia sunt colorate. Nu cred c\u0103 ar fi scris Alex Velea o glum\u0103 a\u0219a de rasist\u0103. Probabil era colorat\u0103 \u00een roz bombon cu pic\u0103\u021bele. B\u0103i, Pink Lives Matter, da?<\/p>\n

\u0218i fata aia ce caut\u0103 tocmai din Columbia \u201eacili\u0219a\u201c, pe plaiuri mioritice? A auzit c\u0103 s-a terminat f\u0103ina \u0219i a adus pentru mamaie a ei s\u0103 fac\u0103 ni\u0219te cozonaci. \u201eOla, que passa, mi chica, mami, vino-ncoa\u2019 \/ Racata, bate taca la bana, \u0219acalaca, fata asta e belea \/ Vreau s\u0103 vii cu mine \u00een Punta Chana, suntem liberi \/ Spune-i tu la mami s\u0103 plec\u0103m \u00een Caraibe\u201c.<\/p>\n

\u00cen cazul \u00een care v\u0103 a\u0219tepta\u021bi deja, textierul mirobolant e chiar Alex Velea. \u0218i e compus\u0103 de doi b\u0103ie\u021bi. E nevoie de doi s\u0103 compun\u0103 o manea, frate. Citind cu aten\u021bie aceste versuri observ\u0103m cum autorul \u2013 ce autor, s\u0103-i zicem, simplu, poetul \u2013 a vrut s\u0103 le scoat\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 pe fetele de la Andr\u00e9 sau pe Cleopatra Stratan, prin compara\u021bie. C\u0103 alea chiar par capodopere pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta. \u0218i, da, dac\u0103 P\u0103m\u00e2ntul ar fi plat, Columbia ar fi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Caraibe.<\/p>\n

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