{"id":185418,"date":"2026-05-21T12:26:11","date_gmt":"2026-05-21T12:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/185418\/"},"modified":"2026-05-21T12:26:11","modified_gmt":"2026-05-21T12:26:11","slug":"bangaranga-i-se-rupe-stanga-lu-metallica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/185418\/","title":{"rendered":"BangaRanga, i se rupe \u201e\u0219tanga\u201c lu\u2019 Metallica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"BangaRanga, i se rupe \u201e\u0219tanga\u201c lu\u2019 Metallica\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/dan-negru.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-lazyloaded=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/dan-negru.jpg\" width=\"808\" height=\"852\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"zoom\">\n<a title=\"BangaRanga, i se rupe \u201e\u0219tanga\u201c lu\u2019 Metallica\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/dan-negru.jpg\"> Zoom<\/a><br \/>\nBangaRanga, i se rupe \u201e\u0219tanga\u201c lu\u2019 Metallica<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A\u0219 \u00eencepe cu o \u00eentrebare pentru domnul Adrian Despot: pe ce loc s-a clasat Rom\u00e2nia la Eurovision?<\/li>\n<li>Bine c\u0103 n-a fost Turcescu \u00een juriu, c\u0103 ie\u0219eam pe ultimul loc, dup\u0103 Metallica.<\/li>\n<li>De frica lui Turcescu, multe trupe vor acum s\u0103-\u0219i anuleze concertele. Nu e nevoie, doar s\u0103 nu-i mai da\u021bi invita\u021bii gratuite la concert, c\u0103 \u00eel enerveaz\u0103 aceste gesturi at\u00e2t de tare \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eencepe s\u0103 scrie prostii. L\u0103sa\u021bi-l s\u0103-\u0219i cumpere bilet, c\u0103 aduce \u0219i oameni \u00een plus. Doar vine \u0219i cu ANPC-ul. De parc\u0103 era stricat\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea. Parc\u0103 \u00eel \u0219i v\u0103d pe Piedone cu o echip\u0103 de filmare: \u201eCe chitar\u0103 e asta? Patru corzi? (Apropo, se spune coarde, dar nu e un text politic.) \u0218i tu? Ce-i cu pletele astea? Nu \u0219tii c\u0103 dac\u0103 se prind \u00een corzi (coarde, sic!) falseaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u0103la cu p\u0103rul scurt? \u0218i tu, \u0103la cu patru corzi, ai viz\u0103 de intrare \u00een Arena Na\u021bional\u0103?\u201c. Cam a\u0219a ar fi fost. Eu zic c\u0103 Turcescu trebuia s\u0103 sune \u0219i la ANAF s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 nu cumva b\u0103ie\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i cumuleaz\u0103 pensia cu salariul. C\u0103 acum a descoperit c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia de la Metallica au \u0219i ei o \u201eetate\u201c.<\/li>\n<li>\u00cen Austria am stat mai bine, am luat locul 3, o cifr\u0103 preferat\u0103 de domnul Adrian Despot, \u00een pana lui. A c\u00e2\u0219tigat Bulgaria, c\u0103 doar premiul se d\u0103dea \u00een \u201eeuroi\u201c. \u0218i nu e cazul \u00eenc\u0103. Fata aia din Bulgaria avea dou\u0103 semafoare \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, am\u00e2ndou\u0103 pe ro\u0219u. Poate de-aia. C\u0103 nu cred c\u0103 a contat \u00een vreun fel complexitatea versurilor. C\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eel luau pe Alex Velea \u0219i mai \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tiga. \u0218i trebuia s\u0103 trecem la euro, imediat. \u0218i se complicau lucrurile. \u201eBangaRanga\u201c se numea capodopera bulg\u0103roaicei. Mergea \u0219i cu \u201eUngadunga\u201c, \u201eBoogieunghii\u201c \u0219i \u201eTzakapaka\u201c. Dar a ales asta c\u0103 cic\u0103 e ceva \u00een \u201eslang\u201c-ul jamaican. Veniser\u0103 probabil ni\u0219te jamaicani la \u201eall-inclusive\u201c. Eu cred c\u0103 tot Alex Velea era acolo, pe plaj\u0103, \u00een Bulgaria. \u0218i doar au crezut c\u0103 e jamaican. C\u00e2nd el era de fapt portorican. Sau \u0103la e Connect-R? Nu mai conteaz\u0103. Interpreta avea oare \u0219i chilo\u021bi \u201etanga\u201c? Sau doar se alinta cu \u201eranga\u201c? Las\u0103 c\u0103 ne r\u0103zbun\u0103m noi, rom\u00e2nii, mergem la var\u0103 la \u201eall-inclusive\u201c \u0219i le halim toat\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea. \u0218i pl\u0103tim \u00een \u201eleva\u201c. Numai s\u0103 nu se rup\u0103 \u201e\u0219tanga\u201c, vorba c\u00e2ntecului.<\/li>\n<li>Mihai Tr\u0103istariu \u0219i-a dat \u0219i el cu p\u0103rerea despre Eurovision. A zis c\u0103 se vede c\u00e2nd sunt voci bune la Eurovision. C\u0103 atunci avem \u0219i rezultate bune. Se referea la el \u00eensu\u0219i, pe persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103. Dar la matematica pe care am f\u0103cut-o eu, locul 4 e mai jos dec\u00e2t locul 3. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 Alexandra noastr\u0103 are vocea mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t Mihai? Doamne fere\u0219te.<\/li>\n<li>Dan Negru a scris ceva de cultura woke cu referire la Eurovision. \u0218i a citat din Octavian Paler. Bine c\u0103 nu a citat din Vadim Tudor sau, Doamne fere\u0219te, C\u0103lin Georgescu.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Zoom BangaRanga, i se rupe \u201e\u0219tanga\u201c lu\u2019 Metallica A\u0219 \u00eencepe cu o \u00eentrebare pentru domnul Adrian Despot: pe&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":185419,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[18],"tags":[52373,3552,7833,171,170,820,16624,41,40,38,39],"class_list":["post-185418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-divertisment","tag-bangaranga","tag-bulgaria","tag-dan-negru","tag-divertisment","tag-entertainment","tag-eurovision","tag-mihai-traistariu","tag-ro","tag-romana","tag-romania","tag-romanian"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ro\/116612561979211456","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185418\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/185419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}