{"id":217345,"date":"2026-06-28T08:00:10","date_gmt":"2026-06-28T08:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/217345\/"},"modified":"2026-06-28T08:00:10","modified_gmt":"2026-06-28T08:00:10","slug":"nasul-4-intoarcerea-lui-guanciale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/217345\/","title":{"rendered":"Na\u0219ul 4, \u00eentoarcerea lui Guanciale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Na\u0219ul 4, \u00eentoarcerea lui Guanciale\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/bugmafia.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-lazyloaded=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/bugmafia.jpg\" width=\"942\" height=\"1332\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"zoom\">\n<a title=\"Na\u0219ul 4, \u00eentoarcerea lui Guanciale\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/bugmafia.jpg\"> Zoom<\/a><br \/>\nNa\u0219ul 4, \u00eentoarcerea lui Guanciale<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 B.U.G. Mafia ar cere 100.000 de euro pe concert. Explica\u021bia ar fi: \u201eNoi \u0219tim c\u0103 suntem foarte tari\u201c. Vorba aia, voi pute\u021bi s\u0103 cere\u021bi \u0219i milionul, important e s\u0103 \u0219tie \u0219i ceilal\u021bi c\u00e2t de \u201etari\u201c sunte\u021bi. Uite a\u0219a se salveaz\u0103 bugetul Rom\u00e2niei pe 2026. Fac b\u0103ie\u021bii dou\u0103-trei c\u00e2nt\u0103ri \u0219i ajungem pe plus. Facem autostr\u0103zile alea suspendate p\u00e2n\u0103 la Marea Caspic\u0103. \u0218i o \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103m. Cresc pensiile at\u00e2t de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t nu or s\u0103 mai existe \u201epensii speciale\u201c. Toate vor fi la acela\u0219i nivel. Vor merge c\u00e2inii cu covrigi \u00een coad\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2ncarea va fi dat\u0103 gratis popula\u021biei ca pe vremea Romei Antice.<\/p>\n<p>Poate de-aia s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat vinerea trecut\u0103 cu Cheloo. \u00cei trimisese pe b\u0103ie\u021bii \u00een albastru \u0219eful lor spr\u00e2ncenat s\u0103 colecteze TVA-ul. Numai c\u0103 au confundat trupele. V\u0103 lua\u021bi \u0219i voi dup\u0103 nume, la Parazi\u021bii trebuie mers cu deratizarea, la Mafia cu \u201egarda\u201c. Oricum, Parazi\u021bii sunt o trup\u0103 mi\u0219to. Dar cum internezi la psihiatrie pe cineva dac\u0103 presupui c\u0103 a consumat substan\u021be psihoactive? Ce, le f\u0103cea concuren\u021b\u0103? Aveau ei marf\u0103 mai bun\u0103 la spital?<\/p>\n<p>Apropo de bani \u0219i psihoactive, mai l\u0103sa\u021bi ceva \u0219i pentru \u201eam\u0103r\u00e2tul\u201c \u0103la de Mihai Tr\u0103istariu. C\u0103 se tot chinuie s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenchirieze apartamentele alea la mare. \u0218i c\u00e2nt\u0103 pe la nun\u021bi, s\u0103racul. Eu nu \u00een\u021beleg, ce poate el s\u0103 c\u00e2nte la nun\u021bi? Or fi de-alea grece\u0219ti de spart vesela. C\u0103 de-aia s-a scufundat Titanicul. Dac\u0103 tr\u0103ia Mihai pe vremea aia b\u0103ga un \u201eTornero\u201c \u0219i se sp\u0103rgea ghea\u021ba. Apropo, a ajuns r\u0103u de tot, \u00ee\u0219i face poze cu AI \u00een care are nevast\u0103 \u0219i copii. A\u0219a poate are \u0219i el o gagic\u0103. \u0218i le mai pune \u0219i nume de-astea fantasmagorice ca succesul lui.<\/p>\n<p>Apropo de fiin\u021be mitologice sau SF-uri de-astea, Jason Momoa s-a dus la lansarea filmului Supergirl. \u0218i s-a prostit prin fa\u021ba camerelor de filmat cu gesturi apropiate un pic de Fuego \u0219i Tr\u0103istariu. M\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine apare \u00een filmul Aquagirl. Ar fi mai potrivit pentru \u201eBeergirl\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>I-a revenit vocea lui Bon Jovi. Dan Bittman \u0219i \u0103ia de la Direc\u021bia 5 se g\u00e2ndesc cum mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 ei despre dragoste \u0219i inimioare. Anul \u0103sta se anuleaz\u0103 Valentine\u2019s Day, clar.<\/p>\n<p>A pus Alex Velea o filmare \u0219i \u0219i-a \u00eentrebat somit\u0103\u021bile de fani: \u201eUnde crezi c\u0103 am filmat?\u201c. Nu \u0219tiu, frate, c\u0103 se vede un aer condi\u021bionat \u0219i un perete. \u0218i e partea aia de aer condi\u021bionat de st\u0103 pe afar\u0103. Alex, vezi c\u0103 stai pe partea gre\u0219it\u0103 a ventilatorului.<\/p>\n<p>Doamna Lori, s\u0103-i dea Dumnezeu s\u0103n\u0103tate, s-a \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een steag. \u0218i era cu albastru la b\u0103\u021b. Steagul, adic\u0103. Dar filtrele erau imperialist-capitaliste. Bine c\u0103 nu a ie\u0219it alt steag dup\u0103 aplicare. Depinde unde e b\u0103\u021bul.<\/p>\n<p>A mai scos Connect-R o capodoper\u0103 \u0219i zice ceva de o fat\u0103 care \u201ed\u0103 din Guanciale\u201c. Cred c\u0103 a lipsit de la orele de anatomie. Pentru c\u0103 \u201eGuanciale este un mezel italian crud-uscat, ob\u021binut din gu\u0219a sau obrazul porcului\u201c. Sincer, Guanciale cred c\u0103 aveau veveri\u021bele alea din desenele animate, alea d\u0103deau din Guanciale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Zoom Na\u0219ul 4, \u00eentoarcerea lui Guanciale Cic\u0103 B.U.G. Mafia ar cere 100.000 de euro pe concert. 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