{"id":228188,"date":"2026-07-11T08:38:09","date_gmt":"2026-07-11T08:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/228188\/"},"modified":"2026-07-11T08:38:09","modified_gmt":"2026-07-11T08:38:09","slug":"roboatele-si-balauroii-terminatorul-in-epoca-de-aur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/228188\/","title":{"rendered":"Roboatele \u0219i balauroii. Terminatorul \u00een Epoca de Aur."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Roboatele \u0219i balauroii. Terminatorul \u00een Epoca de Aur.\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/catalinbotezatu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-lazyloaded=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/catalinbotezatu.jpg\" width=\"926\" height=\"1240\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"zoom\">\n<a title=\"Roboatele \u0219i balauroii. Terminatorul \u00een Epoca de Aur.\" class=\"main-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/catalinbotezatu.jpg\"> Zoom<\/a><br \/>\nRoboatele \u0219i balauroii. Terminatorul \u00een Epoca de Aur.<\/p>\n<p>Am citit \u00eentr-o \u201efi\u021buic\u0103\u201d, dup\u0103 care sigur o s\u0103 se dea bacul la anul, c\u0103 pe Mihai Tr\u0103istariu l-a p\u0103r\u0103sit p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i AI-ul. Personajul creat de Mihai, cel cu voce de privighetoare, se nume\u0219te Yzaria \u0219i a umplut internetul cu poze cu el \u0219i so\u021bia lui virtual\u0103, ba\u0219ca a mai f\u0103cut \u0219i ceva ce poate s\u0103 treac\u0103, \u00een unele comunit\u0103\u021bi, drept \u201emelodie\u201d. O pies\u0103 care nici dac\u0103 era f\u0103cut\u0103 cu AI-ul nu suna at\u00e2t de impersonal. Cine \u0219tie? Poate chiar Yzaria a conceput asemenea \u201ebazaconie\u201d. Acum, o alt\u0103 \u201einforma\u021bie\u201d a str\u0103b\u0103tut timpul \u0219i spa\u021biul \u0219i a ajuns sub ochii nedumeri\u021bi ai mondenului. Cic\u0103 Yzaria l-a \u00een\u0219elat pe Mihai cu un alt b\u0103rbat. Sau b\u0103iat, sau b\u0103ie\u021bel, c\u0103 nu m-am l\u0103murit. Un alt personaj, creat tot de AI. Dar stai\u2026 de unde \u0219tim c\u0103 Mihai Tr\u0103istariu e real? Poate a fost creat de o inteligen\u021b\u0103 artificial\u0103 mai veche, pe o dischet\u0103 de maximum 1 MB, \u0219i s-a propagat \u00een spa\u021biul public printr-un modem u\u0219or \u201er\u0103gu\u0219it\u201d. S\u0103 vin\u0103 Sarah Connor s\u0103 ne salveze. Dar stai, dac\u0103 Yzaria e creat\u0103 de Mihai cu AI \u0219i l-a \u00een\u0219elat cu un b\u0103iat f\u0103cut tot de AI, asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103, de fapt, Mihai a \u00eentredeschis ni\u021bel u\u0219a la dulap?<\/p>\n<p>Romeo Fantastik \u00ee\u0219i cheam\u0103 balauroaicele la concert s\u0103 fac\u0103 mare \u201ebairam\u201d. \u0218i F\u0103t-Frumos l-a ridicat pe zmeu \u00een aer \u0219i l-a b\u0103gat \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt p\u00e2n\u0103 la glezne. Dar s-a ridicat balauroiul \u0219i ne-a b\u0103gat pe to\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t \u00een manele.<\/p>\n<p>Dan Negru \u00eei laud\u0103 pe \u0103ia care au renun\u021bat la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i ne d\u0103 exemple pozitive cu oameni care n-au luat bacul. Adic\u0103 nu erau din Br\u0103ila sau Gala\u021bi? E foarte periculos ce face el, c\u0103, dac\u0103 renun\u021b\u0103 to\u021bi la \u0219coal\u0103, o s\u0103 avem at\u00e2\u021bia \u201emiori\u021bici\u201d pe cap, \u00eenc\u00e2t o s\u0103 fug\u0103 oile \u00een Austria s\u0103 fac\u0103 transhuman\u021b\u0103. Dar \u201ete pui cu blondele?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103t\u0103lin Botezatu trimite influencerii la munc\u0103. C\u0103 nu mai e nimeni croitor, nu mai e nimeni cizmar. A\u0219a e, C\u0103t\u0103lin, nu mai face nimeni o pereche de chilo\u021bi. Unde o s\u0103 ajungem a\u0219a? Cine mai \u201echiloteaz\u0103\u201d avioanele din capul lui Dan Negru?<\/p>\n<p>Mirabela Dauer a zis c\u0103 ar face \u201eFotoliul din odaie\u201d cu Florin Salam. \u0218i zice c\u0103 nimeni nu mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 cu sufletul: \u201eTotul se c\u00e2nt\u0103 cu banul\u201d. Unii c\u00e2ntau la frunz\u0103, al\u021bii t\u0103iau frunz\u0103 la c\u00e2ini, dar s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi la suta de euroi, s\u0103 o duci la buze \u0219i s\u0103 faci din ea muzicu\u021b\u0103, asta da talent. S\u0103 o \u0219i tragi pe nas arat\u0103 \u201evaloare\u201d. Vezi c\u0103 \u0103la nu-i Salam, Mirabela, e acela\u0219i \u201epalizer\u201d pe ziar de-l serveai pe vremea \u201e\u00eempu\u0219catului\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Elena C\u00e2rstea i-a comentat la o postare lui Brenciu \u0219i l-a f\u0103cut \u201eSoarele lui mama\u201d. Dac\u0103 ar fi soarele ca Horia Brenciu, am avea ziua de o or\u0103, noaptea de jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u0219i s-ar reduce considerabil consumul de energizante. Ar fi: zi, noapte, ba nu zi, ba nu, noapte\u2026 hai, s\u0103 fie un semi-soare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Zoom Roboatele \u0219i balauroii. Terminatorul \u00een Epoca de Aur. Am citit \u00eentr-o \u201efi\u021buic\u0103\u201d, dup\u0103 care sigur o s\u0103&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":228189,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[18],"tags":[13482,7833,171,40307,170,16624,63720,41,40,38,39,63721],"class_list":["post-228188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-divertisment","tag-catalin-botezatu","tag-dan-negru","tag-divertisment","tag-elena-carstea","tag-entertainment","tag-mihai-traistariu","tag-mirabela-dauer","tag-ro","tag-romana","tag-romania","tag-romanian","tag-romeo-fantastik"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ro\/116900443699858711","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228188\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/228189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}