{"id":239453,"date":"2026-07-24T05:33:11","date_gmt":"2026-07-24T05:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/239453\/"},"modified":"2026-07-24T05:33:11","modified_gmt":"2026-07-24T05:33:11","slug":"mitologii-corecte-politic-odiseea-momente-alese-mai-bine-decit-filmul-lui-nolan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ro\/239453\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitologii corecte politic. Odiseea – Momente alese mai bine dec\u00eet filmul lui Nolan"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nMitologii corecte politic. Odiseea \u2013 Momente alese mai bine dec\u00eet filmul lui Nolan<\/p>\n

I. Ulise \u0219i o\u0219tenii s\u0103i ajung, purta\u021bi de v\u00eenturi, \u00een Tracia, aliat\u0103 a lui Priam. R\u0103zboiul s-a sf\u00eer\u0219it, Troia a fost pr\u0103dat\u0103, \u00eentrebarea logic\u0103 e ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 acum?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Facem exact ce ar face orice greci civiliza\u021bi ca noi, gr\u0103i Ulise.
\u2013 Mai exact?
\u2013 Mai exact, fur\u0103m, jefuim \u0219i viol\u0103m!
\u2013 De ce???
\u2013 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 tot s\u00eentem aici\u2026 Hai, b\u0103ie\u021bii, e p\u0103cat de Dumnezeu s\u0103 st\u0103m a\u0219a, de lemn, Thanassos!
\u2013 Ulise, noi s\u00eentem p\u0103g\u00eeni!
\u2013 Da, dar urma\u0219ii no\u0219tri vor fi cre\u0219tini.
\u2013 Uite, vezi, altfel mergi la ciordit cu un lider vizionar\u2026<\/p>\n

II. Ulise \u0219i ai s\u0103i ajung \u00een pe\u0219tera ciclopului Polifem, din care scap\u0103 dup\u0103 ce \u00eei scot monstrului ochiul. Ajun\u0219i cu bine la cor\u0103bii, grecii ies \u00een larg, iar Ulise strig\u0103:<\/p>\n

\u2013 \u0218i s\u0103 \u0219tii, Polifem, c\u0103 \u0103la care te-a orbit nu e Nimeni, a\u0219a cum te-am min\u021bit! De fapt, s\u00eent eu, Ulise, regele din Itaca!
\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi mul\u021bumesc pentru sinceritate, Ulise, se vede c\u0103 e\u0219ti cel mai de\u0219tept dintre ahei. S\u00eent sigur c\u0103 aceast\u0103 dezv\u0103luire nu-\u021bi va d\u0103una absolut deloc \u00een timp ce pleci iar\u0103\u0219i pe mare, unde st\u0103p\u00eene\u0219te tat\u0103l meu, Poseidon!
\u2013 A\u0219a m-am g\u00eendit \u0219i eu, Polifem, pur \u0219i simplu n-are cum! La bun\u0103 vedere!
\u2013 Drumuri bune!<\/p>\n

Undeva, pe o st\u00eenc\u0103, st\u0103 m\u00eendr\u0103 zei\u021ba Atena, tr\u0103g\u00eendu-\u0219i o palm\u0103 peste frunte, \u00een timp ce murmur\u0103:<\/p>\n

\u2013 B\u0103, e\u0219ti prost?<\/p>\n

III. Ulise ajunge \u00een ospe\u021bie la zeul v\u00eenturilor, Eol, pe care \u00eel convinge s\u0103-i dea toate v\u00eenturile legate, \u00een desag\u0103, s\u0103 nu care cumva s\u0103-l pasc\u0103 vreo furtun\u0103 \u00een drumul spre Itaca. Ulise apoi adoarme \u00eenapoi la bord, iar oamenii s\u0103i deschid desaga.<\/p>\n

Ulise se trezi \u00eentr-un vuiet asurzitor.<\/p>\n

\u2013 Leonida, ce se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103? \u00eentreb\u0103 el.
\u2013 Am sc\u0103pat un v\u00eent, m\u0103rturisi vinovat Leonida.
\u2013 (ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor) Un v\u00eent, Leonido?
\u2013 (\u0219i mai vinovat) Bine, am sc\u0103pat mai multe v\u00eenturi.
\u2013 (\u0219i mai ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor) Mai multe v\u00eenturi?
\u2013 (resemnat) Agamisou, m-ai prins, am sc\u0103pat toate v\u00eenturile posibile!
\u2013 Spui asta ca un eufemism pentru o glum\u0103 de mitocani?
\u2013 Nu, spun asta ca urmare profund natural\u0103 a lui \u201emi-am b\u0103gat nasul \u00een traista de v\u00eenturi a lui Eol\u201d.
\u2013 \u0218tiu c\u0103 despre greci umbl\u0103 ni\u0219te stereotipuri gre\u0219ite \u0219i jignitoare, dar ce te-ar face s\u0103-\u021bi bagi nasul \u00een traista de v\u00eenturi a lui Eol?
\u2013 Am crezut c\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru e b\u0103utur\u0103.
\u2013 Leonida, tu e\u0219ti rom\u00e2n!
\u2013 Da, eu s\u00eent, de fapt, un personaj dintr-o pies\u0103 de Caragiale.
\u2013 \u0218i ce cau\u021bi \u00een Odiseea?
\u2013 Am plecat la munc\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, c\u0103 la noi st\u0103p\u00eenesc dacii liberi \u0219i e o s\u0103r\u0103cie de m\u0103n\u00eenci numai br\u00eenza de pe viezure!<\/p>\n

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