Dac\u0103 Odiseea v\u0103 pare o marc\u0103 mi\u0219to de br\u00eenz\u0103, atunci ve\u021bi fi pl\u0103cut surprin\u0219i s\u0103 afla\u021bi c\u0103 povestea \u0219iretului Ulise \u0219i a vitejilor s\u0103i vikingi a \u00eenc\u0103put pe m\u00eeini bune. Sub bagheta vr\u0103jitorului Nolan, drakkarele din Itaca str\u0103bat f\u0103r\u0103 team\u0103 m\u0103rile Nordului, din Egeea p\u00een\u0103-n Adriatica, lovind du\u0219manii precum fulgerul lui Thor. Pardon, Zeus.<\/p>\n
Povestea noastr\u0103 \u00eencepe demult, tare demult, c\u00eend Christopher Nolan era mic \u0219i voia s\u0103 se joace de-a jefuirea Angliei, dar m\u0103-sa l-a obligat s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 Legendele Olimpului de Alexandru Mitru. \u201eBine, o s\u0103 citesc\u201d, a m\u00eer\u00eeit micul Christopher, \u201eda\u2019 o s-o fac cu ochelari de soare, s\u0103 fie totul \u00eentunecat \u0219i sinistru!\u201d.<\/p>\n
Asta explic\u0103 \u00een bun\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103 de ce Odiseea lui Nolan arat\u0103 ca Iliada lui Ragnar Secure \u00cens\u00eengerat\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 Nolan a f\u0103cut-o \u00een s\u00eenge.<\/p>\n
\u00cent\u00eei, senza\u021bia de imersiune \u00een legend\u0103 se duce Troii de suflet c\u00eend insulele Mediteranei, pe care cresc m\u0103slini \u0219i capre, se transform\u0103 \u00een ni\u0219te superbe peisaje scandinave, cu dealuri potopite de iarb\u0103, soare ascuns dup\u0103 nori de plumb \u0219i echipaje mai diverse dec\u00eet toat\u0103 distribu\u021bia inclusiv\u0103 din Vikings: Valhalla a lui Netflix. P\u0103i, cu asemenea vibrant exemplu, putea s\u0103 n-o joace Lupita Nyong\u2019o pe \u201eElena cea cu bra\u021be albe\u201d? \u0218i cine ar fi \u00eendr\u0103znit s-o joace pe Atena cea cu egid\u0103, coif \u0219i lance, dac\u0103 nu Zendaya \u00eentr-un mileu? Dar preferatul meu a fost, de departe, secundul lui Ulise, cel care-i spune vr\u0103jitoarei Circe \u201eS\u00eentem greci din Itaca!\u201d, de\u0219i el personal pare emigrat alalt\u0103ieri din Mahabharata sau Ramayana.<\/p>\n
Al doilea, restul distribu\u021biei. John Leguizamo, bun; restul \u00eencearc\u0103, da\u2019 se vede c\u0103 profunzimea pove\u0219tii \u00eei dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te. Unde Ulise era d\u00eerz, \u0219iret, \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021b, ni\u021bel cam arogant, pu\u021bin ho\u021b, dar gata s\u0103 \u00eenfrunte zeii \u0219i s\u0103 ajung\u0103-nving\u0103tor, Matt Damon e doar un b\u0103iat b\u0103tr\u00een care ar inspira cel mult N\u0103c\u0103jeea. Nu uluie\u0219te, nu impresioneaz\u0103, nu d\u0103 nici m\u0103car o clip\u0103 impresia de erou legendar. Ciclopul Polifem arat\u0103 mai mult a diform de pe\u0219ter\u0103 cu alopecie, nicidecum a uria\u0219 apocaliptic. Charlize Theron e o zei\u021b\u0103 pururi t\u00een\u0103r\u0103 de 50 de ani. Sirenele nu se v\u0103d, iar c\u00eentecul lor nu se aude. Se aud, \u00een schimb, dialoguri t\u00eempite de tip \u201eAm dat foc zidurilor Troiei\u201d, se v\u0103d armuri de bronz, negre ca cauciucul, \u0219i se modific\u0103 o poveste care a rezistat 3.000 de ani pentru c\u0103 sigur nu era destul de dramatic\u0103. De pild\u0103, celebrul cal pe care istoria, arta \u0219i logica elementar\u0103 \u00eel puneau pe ro\u021bi acum e jum\u0103tate \u00eengropat \u00een apa m\u0103rii \u0219i t\u00eer\u00eet pe-o coast\u0103. \u00cen acest punct, Homer ar exclama: \u201eMinune, Nolan! Eram orb, dar m-ai f\u0103cut s\u0103 v\u0103d c\u00eet de prost e\u0219ti!\u201d.<\/p>\n
O lume a minunilor, luminoas\u0103 \u0219i sclipitoare, este redus\u0103 la un pumn de umbre mai deprimante dec\u00eet vizita la Hades. Terminat\u0103 cu fuga lui Ulise de fo\u0219tii simpatrio\u021bi. Nolan n-a fost \u00een stare tot filmul s\u0103 se ridice la nivelul epic al St\u0103p\u00eenului Inelelor, da\u2019 m\u0103car i-a ie\u0219it scena \u00een care Jack Sparrow e fug\u0103rit de canibali \u00een Pira\u021bii din Caraibe.<\/p>\n
A, \u0219i pentru c\u0103 sigur ve\u021bi \u00eentreba: da, apare Elliot Page, Ellen Page pe numele de fat\u0103. Sincer s\u0103 fiu, departe de lumea dezl\u0103n\u021buit\u0103 \u00een jurul subiectului, pare doar un b\u0103iet n\u0103c\u0103jit, pe care Nolan l-a distribuit pentru c\u0103 nimeni n-o f\u0103cea. Dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi autorul rubricii de Istorii \u0219i Mitologii corecte politic, a\u0219 zice s\u0103-l l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 joace \u00een pace. Nu e nici mai bun, nici mai r\u0103u dec\u00eet colegu\u021bii. Sau, mai inspira\u021bional, e\u0219ti foarte bun, Elliot, nu te schimba niciodat\u0103 din nou!<\/p>\n
Nolan e talentat, a dovedit-o cu Oppenheimer, dar e limitat. The Odyssey e filmat competent, dar e plicticos, pedant, prost scris \u0219i prost jucat, umflat ca o b\u0103\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103suflat ca un referat scris cu versiunea pe l\u0103mpi a lui ChatGPT. Dar s\u0103 privim partea bun\u0103: a produs bani. Dovad\u0103 c\u0103 povestea lui Ulise va supravie\u021bui \u0219i unui film n\u0103t\u00eeng de dou\u0103 ore \u0219i jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n
The Odyssey, 2026. R.: Christopher Nolan. Cu: Matt Damon, John Leguizamo, vampirul le\u0219inat din Twilight, nevasta lui Spider-Man, diver\u0219i, inclusivi, dar nu \u0219i talenta\u021bi.<\/p>\n
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