{"id":46551,"date":"2026-04-17T10:35:10","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T10:35:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/46551\/"},"modified":"2026-04-17T10:35:10","modified_gmt":"2026-04-17T10:35:10","slug":"zazitky-z-prveho-rande-na-ktore-ludia-len-tak-nezabudnu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/46551\/","title":{"rendered":"Z\u00e1\u017eitky z prv\u00e9ho rande, na ktor\u00e9 \u013eudia len tak nezabudn\u00fa"},"content":{"rendered":"

Prv\u00e9 rande pripom\u00edna skok do nezn\u00e1ma. Niekedy vyvol\u00e1va pr\u00edjemn\u00e9 chvenie v \u017eal\u00fadku, inokedy prin\u00e1\u0161a situ\u00e1cie, ktor\u00e9 nepust\u00ed\u0161 z hlavy ani po rokoch. Zatia\u013e \u010do niekto n\u00e1jde l\u00e1sku pri prvej \u0161\u00e1lke k\u00e1vy, in\u00fd pre\u017e\u00edva bizarn\u00e9 momenty hodn\u00e9 filmov\u00e9ho scen\u00e1ra. Pripravili sme pre teba v\u00fdber skuto\u010dn\u00fdch pr\u00edbehov z Redditu<\/a>, ktor\u00e9 b\u00faraj\u00fa v\u0161etky predstavy o romantike. Pre\u010d\u00edtaj si z\u00e1\u017eitky pln\u00e9 humoru, trapasov aj ne\u010dakan\u00fdch zvratov. Tieto stretnutia toti\u017e dokazuj\u00fa, \u017ee osud m\u00e1 ob\u010das poriadne \u0161ialen\u00fd zmysel pre humor.<\/p>\n

\u010cL\u00c1NOK POKRA\u010cUJE POD REKLAMOU<\/p>\n

1. Nieko\u013eko min\u00fat si d\u00f4kladne obzeral moje h\u00e1nky a kontroloval, \u010di na nich m\u00e1m chlpy. Potom skon\u0161tatoval: \u201eNem\u00e1m r\u00e1d chlpat\u00e9 \u017eeny.\u201c <\/p>\n

2. Spoznali sme sa na Tindri a na\u0161e rande dopadlo skvelo. V bare sme si dali p\u00e1r drinkov, potom sme sa presunuli ku mne a str\u00e1vili u m\u0148a noc. Ke\u010f som sa v\u0161ak r\u00e1no zobudil, poste\u013e bola pr\u00e1zdna a po sle\u010dne ani stopy. I\u0161iel som jej nap\u00edsa\u0165 cez Tinder<\/a> a zistil, \u017ee ma unmatchla. Za\u010dal som si v hlave rekapitulova\u0165 cel\u00fd priebeh ve\u010dera, no nepri\u0161iel som na ni\u010d, \u010do by ju mohlo nato\u013eko rozhor\u010di\u0165, \u017ee u\u017e o mne nechcela ani po\u010du\u0165.<\/p>\n

A potom\u2026 potom som i\u0161iel na z\u00e1chod. Sodoma, Gomora. Z\u00e1chod tot\u00e1lne prete\u010den\u00fd, voda aj s hned\u00fdm telesn\u00fdm odpadom po celej zemi, smrad ako vo v\u00fdbehu s opicami. Ch\u00fa\u010fa diev\u010da mi upchalo z\u00e1chod, z\u013eakla sa mojej mo\u017enej reakcie a tak rad\u0161ej zdrhla. \u0160koda, bola to fakt fajn baba a ver\u00edm, \u017ee jedn\u00e9ho d\u0148a by sme sa na tejto spomienke mohli zab\u00e1va\u0165. \u010co u\u017e.<\/p>\n

3. Povedal mi, \u017ee ak s n\u00edm chcem chodi\u0165, mus\u00edm sekn\u00fa\u0165 s fitkom. Vraj m\u00e1m v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ie l\u00fdtka ako on, a e\u0161te aj tak\u00e9 mu\u017en\u00e9, a on pri int\u00edmnych aktivit\u00e1ch nechce ma\u0165 pocit, \u017ee to rob\u00ed s chlapom. Skoro mi o\u010di vypadli. Zdvihla som sa a utekala odtia\u013e tak r\u00fdchlo, ako mi to len moje mu\u017en\u00e9 l\u00fdtka dovolili.<\/p>\n

\"Z\u00e1\u017eitkyShutterstock<\/p>\n

\u010cL\u00c1NOK POKRA\u010cUJE POD REKLAMOU<\/p>\n

4. Pam\u00e4t\u00e1m si, ako som na strednej i\u0161la von s chalanom z mojej \u0161koly. Boli sme sa najes\u0165 a ke\u010f chcel privola\u0165 \u010da\u0161n\u00ed\u010dku, za\u010dal po nej l\u00faska\u0165 a kri\u010da\u0165: \u201eHej, Bambi, po\u010f sem!\u201c Pripom\u00ednam, \u017ee sme boli stredo\u0161kol\u00e1ci a \u010da\u0161n\u00ed\u010dka bola \u017eena v strednom veku. Takmer som sa od hanby prepadla.<\/p>\n

5. Vyzdvihol som ju a ona skon\u0161tatovala, \u017ee nie je hladn\u00e1, lebo akur\u00e1t dojedla dve klob\u00e1sy. Nes\u00fadim, nech si \u017eeny jedia, \u010do chc\u00fa, ale napcha\u0165 sa klob\u00e1sami pred prv\u00fdm rande? Cel\u00fa cestu autom pregrgala \u2013 musel som otvori\u0165 v\u0161etky \u0161tyri okn\u00e1, lebo to tam smrdelo ako v udiarni.<\/p>\n

6. Rande naslepo. Neust\u00e1le rozpr\u00e1val o tom, ko\u013eko m\u00e1 pe\u0148az\u00ed a \u017ee ich bude ma\u0165 e\u0161te omnoho viac, lebo sa mu \u010drt\u00e1 slu\u0161n\u00e9 dedi\u010dstvo. Taktie\u017e poznamenal, \u017ee n\u00e1m m\u00f4\u017ee zarezervova\u0165 izbu v akomko\u013evek hoteli, lebo \u201epozn\u00e1 t\u00fdch spr\u00e1vnych \u013eud\u00ed\u201c. Nemala som chu\u0165 sa h\u00e1da\u0165, inak by som mu povedala, \u017ee na rezerv\u00e1ciu izby v hoteli nepotrebuje pozna\u0165 t\u00fdch spr\u00e1vnych \u013eud\u00ed \u2013 na to predsa hotely sl\u00fa\u017eia.<\/p>\n

Odpor\u00fa\u010dame pre\u010d\u00edta\u0165:Kram\u00e1rovo \u201eDos\u0165 bolo Fica\u201c nezostalo bez odozvy: Premi\u00e9r si vzal na mu\u0161ku hav\u00e1riu jeho syna<\/a><\/p>\n

7. Po ceste na ve\u010deru okolo n\u00e1s pre\u0161li dve hasi\u010dsk\u00e9 aut\u00e1 a on ich za\u010dal sledova\u0165. Vraj odjak\u017eiva chcel by\u0165 hasi\u010dom a takto zbiera sk\u00fasenosti z ter\u00e9nu. K jedlu sme sa nikdy nedostali. Hodinu sme sledovali, ako hasi\u010di ratuj\u00fa po\u017eiar a ke\u010f to cel\u00e9 skon\u010dilo, odviezol ma domov.<\/p>\n

8. Nieko\u013ekokr\u00e1t ma str\u010dil smerom k frekventovanej ceste, len aby ma mohol pritiahnu\u0165 sp\u00e4\u0165 a zakri\u010da\u0165: \u201eZachr\u00e1nil som ti \u017eivot, teraz mi nie\u010do na opl\u00e1tku dl\u017e\u00ed\u0161!\u201c U\u017e prv\u00fdkr\u00e1t mi to pri\u0161lo divn\u00e9, no ke\u010f to spravil zas, za\u010dala som pl\u00e1nova\u0165 nen\u00e1padn\u00fd (alebo aj n\u00e1padn\u00fd) \u00fanik.<\/p>\n

\u010cL\u00c1NOK POKRA\u010cUJE POD REKLAMOU<\/p>\n

\"Z\u00e1\u017eitkyShutterstock<\/p>\n

Pokra\u010dovanie \u010dl\u00e1nku n\u00e1jde\u0161 na \u010fal\u0161ej strane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Prv\u00e9 rande pripom\u00edna skok do nezn\u00e1ma. Niekedy vyvol\u00e1va pr\u00edjemn\u00e9 chvenie v \u017eal\u00fadku, inokedy prin\u00e1\u0161a situ\u00e1cie, ktor\u00e9 nepust\u00ed\u0161 z…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":46552,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[70,19355,19356,130,43,40,39,42,41,14582,3795,71],"class_list":{"0":"post-46551","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zabava","8":"tag-entertainment","9":"tag-neprijemne-rande","10":"tag-prve-rande","11":"tag-rozchod","12":"tag-sk","13":"tag-slovak","14":"tag-slovakia","15":"tag-slovencina","16":"tag-slovensko","17":"tag-trapas","18":"tag-vztah","19":"tag-zabava"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@sk\/116419607047077335","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46551\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/46552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}