Donald Trump and Nicki Minaj, a marriage made in cash – POLITICO
Springsteen’s song also contains the line: “King Trump’s private army from the DHS, guns belted to their coats,…
Only ski jumpers and their penises can save Greenland from Donald Trump – POLITICO
Anyway, the Mercator Projection is great when it comes to navigation but it does distort world maps by…
Le Roi et moi! Macron (and 90+ penises) make British trip – POLITICO
Macron has been on a state visit to the U.K., meeting Starmer as well as King Charles. The…
The week that confirmed Europeans are actually quite funny – POLITICO
No one who has seen the amount of balloons inhaled at King’s Day in the Netherlands will say…
What the EU can learn from Starmer’s tariff win – POLITICO
Off the bat, the U.K. government is already hailing the deal as a stonking diplomatic achievement. Starmer hailed…
Europeans chomp popcorn while Elon Musk and Donald Trump rage-quit their bromance – POLITICO
It all started with an awkward Oval Office sendoff for a randomly black-eyed Elon. Trump presented Musk with…
Russian hacker group attacks Romanian government websites on election day – POLITICO
The Cybersecurity Directorate did not immediately respond to a request for more information. The hackers claimed responsibility for…
10 years of EU politics and everything we (didn’t) learn from them – POLITICO
Things were so much easier back then. That’s why POLITICO decided to extend to Brussels to cover European…
Romanian far-right chief’s bid to reinstate election result fails in European court – POLITICO
The unprecedented cancelation of Romania’s vote drew condemnation from across the political spectrum. Listen AI generated Text-to-speech Share
Romanian pro-EU parties unite to crowd out far-right candidate Georgescu – POLITICO
The coalition means that the four parties, and the ethnic minority representatives, will together hold a majority in…
Your next meeting doesn’t matter – POLITICO
Take the upcoming commissioner hearings. For months before their supposedly high-octane public grillings in the European Parliament, commissioner…