Arnie, Shakira and the world’s best spiritualist: Meet the new European Commission – POLITICO
The next Commission president could therefore be former U.K. Ambassador to Washington Peter Mandelson, as he knows the…
Wild animals and wilder friends: Viktor Orbán’s Brussels legacy – POLITICO
As regular reader and J.R.R. Tolkein enthusiast Giorgia Meloni will tell you, Sauron started out as an angelic…
Let it go! How the EU would benefit from being more like Disney – POLITICO
If you haven’t seen “Frozen,” it’s about a place that’s cast into a perpetual winter (Europe) and is…
EU Parliament to ditch Strasbourg trips thanks to American intervention – POLITICO
Yes, France is now a different size. Presumably, after causing a distraction by wearing those sunglasses, Emmanuel Macron…
Donald Trump and Nicki Minaj, a marriage made in cash – POLITICO
Springsteen’s song also contains the line: “King Trump’s private army from the DHS, guns belted to their coats,…
Only ski jumpers and their penises can save Greenland from Donald Trump – POLITICO
Anyway, the Mercator Projection is great when it comes to navigation but it does distort world maps by…
Le Roi et moi! Macron (and 90+ penises) make British trip – POLITICO
Macron has been on a state visit to the U.K., meeting Starmer as well as King Charles. The…
The week that confirmed Europeans are actually quite funny – POLITICO
No one who has seen the amount of balloons inhaled at King’s Day in the Netherlands will say…
What the EU can learn from Starmer’s tariff win – POLITICO
Off the bat, the U.K. government is already hailing the deal as a stonking diplomatic achievement. Starmer hailed…
Europeans chomp popcorn while Elon Musk and Donald Trump rage-quit their bromance – POLITICO
It all started with an awkward Oval Office sendoff for a randomly black-eyed Elon. Trump presented Musk with…
Russian hacker group attacks Romanian government websites on election day – POLITICO
The Cybersecurity Directorate did not immediately respond to a request for more information. The hackers claimed responsibility for…
10 years of EU politics and everything we (didn’t) learn from them – POLITICO
Things were so much easier back then. That’s why POLITICO decided to extend to Brussels to cover European…