So, yes, I shouldn’t have to say it: but please, please, put your feet away when you’re on the bus. We’re all confined to the prisons of our shoes, and I’m afraid you don’t have the licence to be any different, unless you really want a talking to. Or to end up on some kind of website where a man called u/soletrader69 will make it his life’s mission to track you down using only your feet to identify you. Or, even worse, a person like me to photograph it and write an entire article about you. Just stop!
