So-called Prime Minister Keir Starmer has been accused of betraying Brexit after holding a summit meeting with President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen and not kicking her up the arse.
As a true British patriot and leader of the country who, lest we forget, voted to leave the EU, he was expected to arrive at the meeting, take his trousers and pants down and do a big poo on the desk before kicking Ms von der Leyen right up the arse, singing ‘God Save the Queen’, and walking out doing the wanker sign.
“Frankly, the man should be hanged,” explained the human embodiment of a sewage leak Nigel Farage.
“He is our Prime Minister. The very least he should have done is kicked that woman up the arse.
“I promise the people of this great nation right now, that when I’m Prime Minister, I’ll not just kick Ursula von der Leyen up the arse but I’ll invade Europe, defeat the EU, and turn the whole thing into an extension of Kent.”
Simon Williams is a proud Brit who voted for Brexit and, since retiring, spends his time smashing his head against brick walls.
“Keir Starmer is a traitor to Winston Churchill and King Arthur of the Round Table and Pat Butcher and he should be ashamed for not kicking the EU up the arse and telling them to keep their hands off our sausages.”
The resulting deal from the summit in which Keir Starmer didn’t kick Ursula von der Leyen up the arse will improve the economy and lives of many British people.
It is expected that the British media, Nigel Farage and whatever remains of the Tory Party will get over Brexit by some time in the early 22nd Century.