{"id":125237,"date":"2025-05-23T12:29:14","date_gmt":"2025-05-23T12:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/125237\/"},"modified":"2025-05-23T12:29:14","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T12:29:14","slug":"keir-starmer-accused-of-brexit-betrayal-after-not-kicking-ursula-von-der-leyen-up-the-arse-newsthump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/125237\/","title":{"rendered":"Keir Starmer accused of Brexit betrayal after not kicking Ursula von der Leyen up the arse \u2013 NewsThump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>So-called Prime Minister Keir Starmer has been accused of betraying Brexit after holding a summit meeting with President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen and not kicking her up the arse.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As a true British patriot and leader of the country who, lest we forget, voted to leave the EU, he was expected to arrive at the meeting, take his trousers and pants down and do a big poo on the desk before kicking Ms von der Leyen right up the arse, singing \u2018God Save the Queen\u2019, and walking out doing the wanker sign.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFrankly, the man should be hanged,\u201d explained the human embodiment of a sewage leak Nigel Farage.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe is our Prime Minister. The very least he should have done is kicked that woman up the arse.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI promise the people of this great nation right now, that when I\u2019m Prime Minister, I\u2019ll not just kick Ursula von der Leyen up the arse but I\u2019ll invade Europe, defeat the EU, and turn the whole thing into an extension of Kent.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/shop.newsthump.com\/collections\/men\/hoodies\/?utm_source=NewsThump&amp;utm_medium=in-content-addrop&amp;utm_campaign=140475\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-140480 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/NewsThump-HOODIE-banner-Feb-2024-v1-2.jpg\" alt=\"NewsThump Hoodies\" width=\"1200\" height=\"300\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Simon Williams is a proud Brit who voted for Brexit and, since retiring, spends his time smashing his head against brick walls.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKeir Starmer is a traitor to Winston Churchill and King Arthur of the Round Table and Pat Butcher and he should be ashamed for not kicking the EU up the arse and telling them to keep their hands off our sausages.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The resulting deal from the summit in which Keir Starmer didn\u2019t kick Ursula von der Leyen up the arse will improve the economy and lives of many British people.<\/p>\n<p>It is expected that the British media, Nigel Farage and whatever remains of the Tory Party will get over Brexit by some time in the early 22nd Century.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"So-called Prime Minister Keir Starmer has been accused of betraying Brexit after holding a summit meeting with President&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":125238,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5226],"tags":[802,748,2000,299,5187,1699,4884,16,15],"class_list":{"0":"post-125237","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-brexit","8":"tag-brexit","9":"tag-britain","10":"tag-eu","11":"tag-europe","12":"tag-european","13":"tag-european-union","14":"tag-great-britain","15":"tag-uk","16":"tag-united-kingdom"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@uk\/114557155179996626","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125237\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/125238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}