{"id":127760,"date":"2025-05-24T10:32:11","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T10:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/127760\/"},"modified":"2025-05-24T10:32:11","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T10:32:11","slug":"hilarious-job-advert-for-someone-who-craves-sticky-floors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/127760\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Job advert for someone who \u2018craves sticky floors\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apply now, before somebody talks you out of it<\/p>\n

09:15, 24 May 2025Updated 09:24, 24 May 2025<\/p>\n

(Image: PAUL GILLIS \/ Reach PLC)<\/p>\n

A humorous job advert for a community club in Bristol invites job seekers to apply now, before someone talks them out of it.<\/p>\n

The advert is for a role at the Port of Bristol Sports and Community Hub, a family-friendly business that offers a recreational space for people to relax and escape City life. The hub also hosts a range of charity events on the banks of the River Avon in Shirehampton village.<\/p>\n

\u201cAre you barely qualified? Hungover? Mildly allergic to responsibility? PERFECT,\u201d begins the ad.<\/p>\n

The team is looking for new bar staff and has an amusing set of criteria for the perfect candidate.<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you crave sticky floors, low wages, ear-splitting noise,\u201d the ad says, offering a great deal of honesty for a bar job.<\/p>\n

The advert, posted on May 23, has a short list of what’s on offer for those who apply.<\/p>\n

\u201cShifts that ruin your social life. A uniform that smells like regret (and possibly onions). The joy of pretending to care about someone\u2019s very complicated life\u201d.<\/p>\n

They also warn that candidates must be able to \u201cpour drinks while being ignored or moaned at,\u201d and to \u201csmile while being blamed for price increases.\u201d<\/p>\n

The community hub posted their notice to Facebook, which got many comments praising the comedic advert.<\/p>\n

A screenshot of the advert posted to Port of Bristol Sports and Community Hub’s Facebook(Image: Port of Bristol Sports and Community Hub’s Facebook)<\/p>\n

One said \u201cSo you guys win the internet today.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m not even looking for a job and I want to apply just because this ad is so awesome,\u201d said another.<\/p>\n

Those who\u2019d like to try their hand at a reduced social life and \u201clocating the will to live after cleaning up everyone\u2019s mess,\u201d can email Port of Bristol Sports and Community Hub: info@pbaclub.co.uk .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Apply now, before somebody talks you out of it 09:15, 24 May 2025Updated 09:24, 24 May 2025 (Image:…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":127761,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8818],"tags":[381,748,3374,393,600,4884,16,15],"class_list":{"0":"post-127760","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-bristol","8":"tag-bristol","9":"tag-britain","10":"tag-employment","11":"tag-england","12":"tag-facebook","13":"tag-great-britain","14":"tag-uk","15":"tag-united-kingdom"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@uk\/114562357273344726","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127760\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/127761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}