{"id":1492,"date":"2025-04-02T08:37:24","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T08:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/1492\/"},"modified":"2025-04-02T08:37:24","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T08:37:24","slug":"puppy-pads-and-a-canoe-paddle-the-sex-items-people-are-really-using-in-the-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/1492\/","title":{"rendered":"Puppy pads and a canoe paddle: the sex items people are really using in the bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" width=\"646\" height=\"363\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/SEC_245817351-c769.jpg\" class=\"article-image wp-image-22822557\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"sync\"\/><br \/>\n\t\tYou\u2019ll never look at these items the same way again (Picture: Amazon\/Getty)<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re all for <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2023\/07\/06\/dead-bedroom-how-to-spice-up-your-sexless-relationship-19077251\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">spicing it up<\/a> in the bedroom with an unexpected <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2024\/04\/18\/lock-rubber-gloves-household-items-brits-use-masturbate-20671378\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">implement<\/a> (safety first, of course.) But it seems our <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2025\/03\/29\/mum-read-diary-now-knows-sex-life-im-furious-22793936\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">sex lives<\/a> are relatively vanilla compared to what some of you have been up to.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s right, people are sharing their favourite items that aren\u2019t made for sex but that they enjoy using in bed \u2013 and we don\u2019t know whether to be impressed or concerned.<\/p>\n<p>Forget <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2024\/02\/12\/tried-a-sex-toy-vibrates-time-spotify-playlist-20254015\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">vibrators<\/a> and lube, <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2015\/04\/01\/would-you-try-siri-for-sex-check-out-blindfold-the-new-digital-erotic-assistant-5131321\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">blindfolds<\/a> and handcuffs \u2013 talk about predictable. More than 1,000 members of the <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" data-track=\"inline-tag-auto-link_article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/tag\/reddit\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Reddit<\/a> community have shared just how creative they\u2019ve been getting.<\/p>\n<p>The following content is obviously <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/tag\/how-i-do-it\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">NSFW<\/a> but if you\u2019re intrigued, we\u2019ve rounded up the best confessions below\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Electric toothbrush<\/p>\n<p>One of the most popular admissions was the use of an automatic <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2018\/03\/02\/throw-toothbrush-get-sick-7355466\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">toothbrush<\/a> in the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t take a genius too figure out that the vibrations probably feel pretty pleasant down there. <\/p>\n<p>This comment had 1,500 upvotes, and others agreed saying: \u2018It\u2019s nice to know I\u2019m not alone,\u2019 and \u2018Had a girlfriend swear by it.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<img width=\"512\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/GettyImages-1400673412.jpg\" class=\"article-image wp-image-22821936\" alt=\"Toothbrush and electric toothbrush\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\/><br \/>\n\t\tThe buzzing of an electric toothbrush is getting more than a few people off (Picture: Getty Images)<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\tSign up to The Hook-Up, Metro&#8217;s sex and dating newsletter\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p>Love reading juicy stories like this? Need some tips for how to spice things up in the bedroom? <\/p>\n<p><a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/newsletters\/hook-up\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sign up to The Hook-Up<\/a> and we&#8217;ll slide into your inbox every week with all the latest sex and dating stories from Metro. We can&#8217;t wait for you to join us!<\/p>\n<p>Actually, 10% of women say they\u2019ve used their <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2024\/04\/18\/lock-rubber-gloves-household-items-brits-use-masturbate-20671378\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">toothbrush<\/a> for exactly this reason.<\/p>\n<p>We certainly don\u2019t advise giving this a go yourself, and for the love of god, don\u2019t brush your teeth with it afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>Theragun<\/p>\n<p>Alarmingly, this was another common suggestion. Otherwise known as a massage gun, designed to get knots out of your muscles and pummel your deep tissue, it\u2019s made for athlete recovery.<\/p>\n<p>It seems to have left some people needing to recover for different reasons though, after one inventive Redditor attached a sex toy to it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I put in a dildo, my husband put the theragun on it, and I came so hard I started to go into shock. It was too intense \u2013 never again,\u2019 wrote @chihuahuaapocalypse.<\/p>\n<p>The commenter added to \u2018be careful and know your limits\u2019 to those in the who said they wanted to give it a go, and we\u2019d suggest not doing it, at all.<\/p>\n<p>A canoe paddle<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I was in a tourist shop in Wisconsin Dells, and spotted an 18 inch long miniature wooden canoe paddle with a cute little fish painted on it,\u2019 wrote @DocQuang.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Bought it. It\u2019s now my favourite <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2018\/11\/14\/what-the-bdsm-community-can-teach-us-about-consent-8086798\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">BDSM<\/a> tool.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<img width=\"509\" height=\"339\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/GettyImages-1484692736.jpg\" class=\"article-image wp-image-22821948\" alt=\"Dog toilet, pet absorbent diaper pad on blue background\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\/><br \/>\n\t\tThere\u2019s a new use for puppy pads and some say it\u2019s genius (Picture: Getty Images)<\/p>\n<p>While we can\u2019t say this was a common admission, it certainly gets points for creativity. We love some safe consensual<a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2024\/05\/17\/followed-bridgertons-secret-lesson-incredible-sex-20857380\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> power play<\/a> and if it works\u2026 it works.<\/p>\n<p>Just be mindful of splinters.<\/p>\n<p>Puppy pads<\/p>\n<p>Yes, this may suck all the romance out of your romp but it\u2019s a very innovative use of a household object.<\/p>\n<p>@Foxbii said: \u2018A <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2021\/11\/12\/what-pet-owners-want-you-to-know-before-you-get-a-new-kitten-or-puppy-15584181\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">puppy training pad<\/a>, just so I won\u2019t have to change the sheets every time.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s to avoid that inevitable damp patch in the middle of the bed. People often lay towels down to circumvent this but a puppy pad involves even less clean up.<\/p>\n<p>Redditors were impressed with this, saying: \u2018Okay but that is GENIUS.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Others shared that they use a \u2018waterproof blanket\u2019 as a workaround. \u2018It covers a fairly large amount of space and I better for the environment than disposable puppy pads,\u2019 said @Katharinavhill.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\tSexual health warning\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p>Sarah Mulindwa, sex expert at <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2024\/08\/20\/womanizer-lovehoneys-top-rated-toys-available-now-21449151\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lovehoney<\/a>, advised steering clear of the majority of the items mentioned. If it wasn\u2019t made for the bedroom, there\u2019s probably a good reason why.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018It\u2019s important to keep it safe: using regular household objects that aren\u2019t designed for bodies can be risky,\u2019 she explained.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Using items like hairbrushes to satisfy your sexual needs could lead to injuries, infections or other problems.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I\u2019d always advise opting for a purpose made sex toy, as you know it\u2019s made out of safe materials and crafted specifically for use in the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018<a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2025\/03\/16\/map-reveals-unexpected-uk-towns-buy-biggest-dildos-22673862\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sex toys<\/a> are made using body-safe silicone or other safe materials, and go through rigorous and extensive testing to ensure that they are safe to use on your bodies.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Unsurprisingly, household objects have not gone through this process, so you\u2019re better off just using your hands if you don\u2019t have a sex toy, and for the love of God, don\u2019t put anything up your bum that doesn\u2019t have a flared base!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Honourable mentions<\/p>\n<p>There are plenty of other household items used for sex that really shouldn\u2019t be.<\/p>\n<p>A hairbrush was a <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2024\/04\/18\/lock-rubber-gloves-household-items-brits-use-masturbate-20671378\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">common suggestion<\/a>, and it turns out 15% of women admit to using the hairbrush handle to masturbate \u2013 we assume as a makeshift dildo.<\/p>\n<p>Cucumbers and carrots were also popular confessions. You should lock away your <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2024\/04\/18\/lock-rubber-gloves-household-items-brits-use-masturbate-20671378\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">vegetables<\/a> because about 6% of women use carrots, parsnips, bananas and maybe even aubergines to get themselves to the finish.<\/p>\n<p>A ping pong paddle, a Calippo, a Mars bar, a pool noodle and a tube of M&amp;Ms were all also used in coitus, and we\u2019re never going to look at any of them the same again.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\"><strong>Do you have a story to share?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"\"><strong>Get in touch by emailing <a href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2025\/03\/31\/puppy-pads-a-canoe-paddle-sex-items-people-really-using-bedroom-22820944\/mailto:MetroLifestyleTeam@Metro.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">MetroLifestyleTeam@Metro.co.uk<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"metro-more-link\">Arrow<br \/>\nMORE: <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2025\/03\/31\/dead-body-found-woods-turns-sex-doll-five-hour-manhunt-22821492\/?ico=more_text_links\" class=\"\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u2018Dead body\u2019 found in woods turns out to be sex doll after five hour manhunt<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"metro-more-link\">Arrow<br \/>\nMORE: <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2025\/03\/28\/got-off-playing-front-powerless-boyfriend-22810126\/?ico=more_text_links\" class=\"\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">My boyfriend watched me play with myself \u2013 it rocked our world<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"metro-more-link\">Arrow<br \/>\nMORE: <a data-ico=\"hyperlink-article\" href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2025\/03\/28\/were-young-women-herpes-wont-shamed-22811534\/?ico=more_text_links\" class=\"\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u2018We\u2019re young women with herpes \u2014 and we won\u2019t be shamed\u2019<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\tThe Hook Up<\/p>\n<p>Metro&#8217;s hottest newsletter, with juicy stories and tips for spicing things up in the bedroom. 18+<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"You\u2019ll never look at these items the same way again (Picture: Amazon\/Getty) We\u2019re all for spicing it up&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1493,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[388,1002,1003,1004,351,53,16,15],"class_list":{"0":"post-1492","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-technology","8":"tag-lifestyle","9":"tag-sex","10":"tag-sex-tips","11":"tag-sex-toys","12":"tag-sexual-health","13":"tag-technology","14":"tag-uk","15":"tag-united-kingdom"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@uk\/114267464968091576","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}