Love Island USA<\/a> is a nurse and content creator who just has a way with words. Her daily quips on the popular reality show have earned her something of a cult fandom this summer. From her tossed-off remarks about fellow contestants to her zingers about herself, every other word out of Amaya \u201cPapaya\u201d Espinal’s mouth is gold.<\/p>\nIf you’re looking for an Instagram caption, group chat name or semi-nonsense mantra to get your through a summer situationship, look no further, because we (the staff of Glamour) have rounded up the best Amaya Love Island quotes from her season so far, and trust us, they make more sense out of context\u2026<\/p>\n
On household chores:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cI can’t iron clothes, how am I supposed to get married?\u201d<\/p>\n
On anatomy:<\/strong><\/p>\n“Last time I checked I got ten toes, not one toe missing. So I\u2019m gonna stand on business on my ten toes.\u201d<\/p>\n
On literature:<\/strong><\/p>\n“Sometimes I’m not the book that someone should be reading and that’s okay.”<\/p>\n
On applause:<\/strong><\/p>\n“My hands are not the only thing that can clap\u201d<\/p>\n
On wiggles:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cNow I\u2019m getting all kiddy and jiggly about it.\u201d<\/p>\n
On grooming:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cI need to shave my ass crack\u201d<\/p>\n
On aviation:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cI feel like I could fly like the pigeons back in New York City\u201d<\/p>\n
On nutrition:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cI\u2019m not going to have a sugar rush anymore from the word candy you’re feeding me\u201d<\/p>\n
On meat:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cI don\u2019t want no beef, I want chicken!\u201d<\/p>\n
On Zak:<\/strong><\/p>\n“You’re an extremely odd individual and I do not want to fucking talk to you ever again.”<\/p>\n
On hydration:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cAin\u2019t nobody begging you to drink peppermint tea\u201d<\/p>\n
On geometry:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cSo, I consider myself a circle, and people need to stop putting me\u2014or trying to fit me\u2014into this square box.\u201d<\/p>\n
On self-knowledge:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cJust embrace your inner slutty selves in a classy way.\u201d<\/p>\n
On containing multitudes:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cGod forbid I’m a sensitive gangsta.\u201d<\/p>\n
On tariffs:<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cI know my worth plus the tax. I don\u2019t beg no man to see my value.\u201d<\/p>\n
This post may be updated.<\/p>\n
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