{"id":308141,"date":"2025-08-01T02:46:23","date_gmt":"2025-08-01T02:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/308141\/"},"modified":"2025-08-01T02:46:23","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T02:46:23","slug":"all-my-gods-the-new-london-dive-bar-with-8-martinis-and-booze-filled-vending-machines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/308141\/","title":{"rendered":"All My Gods: the new London dive bar with \u00a38 martinis and booze-filled vending machines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/newsletter_going_out_embed_desktop.png\" alt=\"The London List\" width=\"158px\" height=\"158px\" class=\"sc-flBipw eBkfbQ\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Picture the scene: it\u2019s 1am, you\u2019ve just finished a bar shift and you walk into The Crobar on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/topic\/soho\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Soho<\/a>\u2019s Manette Street. The bar is five-people deep, Black Sabbath are pumping out of the jukebox, and cans of Red Stripe are being grabbed out of a bin. \u201cAh, these are my people,\u201d Simo Simpson says, sighing at the memory of a similar scene at his favourite post-work haunt.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, The Crobar\u2019s closure (along with other iconic London <a href=\"https:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/topic\/dive-bars\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dive bars<\/a>) marked a sign of the times for late-night hangouts which were left behind by hiked up rent, lack of government support and impossible margins. It marked a huge blow for the people who had become part of a hallowed community of likeminded people there over its near-20 years of operation. <\/p>\n<p>But London has gained a new bar which hopes to go some way to having a similar sort of communal legacy. All My Gods on Bethnal Green\u2019s Paradise Row is the latest lovechild of the lads behind Dram: Simo Simpson, Chris Tanner and Jack Wallis. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/All-My-Gods.jpeg\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"All My Gods\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"sc-eqUAAy kgsspP\"\/><\/p>\n<p>All My Gods<\/p>\n<p>The boys are no strangers to opening and running popular bars (seee Dram and Tanner\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/going-out\/restaurants\/tasca-cav-review-bethnal-green-london-b1218992.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cav)<\/a>. This time, however, they have a secret weapon in the form of Roxy Velvet (\u201cwe call her the \u2018Queen of Vibes\u2019\u201d), the former owner of the all-female tattoo parlour Velvet Underground. She has a background in burlesque and cabaret and an adoration of motorcycles (and thigh-high white leather boots).<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don&#8217;t think I\u2019d even closed the doors [to Velvet Underground] when I\u2019d decided I would be dedicating my time to painting and being a good girl,\u201d she says of her better laid plans. \u201cAnd then these boys rang me up and asked, \u2018Do you wanna open a dive bar?\u2019 and I was like, \u2018Yeah!\u2019\u201d Now, she\u2019s a co-founder of one.<\/p>\n<p>Velvet\u2019s involvement has been crucial in building All My Gods. \u201cIf me, Chris and Jack had opened this just us, it would be a disservice to what we\u2019re trying to achieve,\u201d says Simpson, who adds that Velvet was his first call when the wheels began to kick into motion. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause of the cultures we wanted to tap into, we wanted to make sure that we had somebody who could help us,\u201d continues Tanner, touching on the sort of local communities \u2014 from tattooists to bikers \u2014 the bar hopes to attract. \u201cAnd that&#8217;s when the conversation about Roxy came about.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When Velvet opened her tattoo parlour in 2016, it was as much a statement about macho culture in tattooing as it was a place to leave arrogance at the door \u2014 all things she has instilled in All My Gods. \u201cIt\u2019s really nice to have that place that brings in people from all different kinds of life that\u2019s more natural, casual, a fun place to go and somewhere you can go on your own too,\u201d she says. \u201cIt has a lot of female energy too, which is important \u2014 girls like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/topic\/drinking\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">drinking<\/a> and rock \u2018n\u2019 roll and motorbikes and getting messy as well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a313 glasses of fine champagne<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/1754016382_302_All-My-Gods.jpeg\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1365\" alt=\"All My Gods\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"sc-eqUAAy kRUyJB\"\/><\/p>\n<p>All My Gods<\/p>\n<p>When it comes to its drinking scene, London has had what feels like a sanitisation in recent years, with old fashioned, late-night boozing being replaced with quiet, esoteric early nights. But All My Gods, alongside neighbours <a href=\"https:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/going-out\/bars\/rasputins-hackney-bar-review-london-b1184415.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Rasputins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/going-out\/bars\/blondies-bar-hackney-review-b1232678.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Blondies<\/a> and Helgi\u2019s, feels like the perfect antidote. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cDrinking has become an art,\u201d says Simpson. \u201cI\u2019m not throwing shade; there is a place for that in London. But I think we\u2019re missing the point of what drinking culture is in this country. My favourite concept ever is your local pub \u2014 how do we do derivatives of that?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Tanner agrees: \u201cThere is a craving for these irreverent, naughty spots.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That said, Tanner is cautious of calling All My Gods a dive bar \u2014 after all, dive bars can\u2019t really be orchestrated as such. \u201cWhat makes a dive bar a dive bar is 34 years of mismanagement and unplumbed toilets,\u201d he says, eliciting laughs from his colleagues. \u201cI\u2019m reluctant to tap too much into the idea of a dive bar: it\u2019s more of a rock bar, an ode to that culture, a neighbourhood spot. Teenage me would be over the moon to be operating it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Unlike their teenage selves, these experienced operators now have well-earned wisdom in their bones. Everything they\u2019ve learned at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/going-out\/bars\/bar-new-opening-whiskey-dram-soho-b1118388.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dram<\/a> has been considered in their new bar on Paradise Row. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cDram is our baby and we poured a lot of ourselves into it,\u201d says Wallis. \u201cThis is a lot more aligned with the bars that me, Chris and Simo started hanging out in\u2026 Still informed by what we\u2019ve learned from Dram, at a level of quality that is fun and not taken too seriously.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, this won\u2019t be an Epcot-esque mimicry of a rock \u2018n\u2019 roll bar, nor will Americana be delivered with deadpan irony. \u201cIt would be disingenuous for us to put neon lights everywhere and be like \u2018Hey, welcome to New Orleans\u2019,\u201d Wallis says, half-laughing. <\/p>\n<p>No, designer Louis Yearwood has leant more into a black metal aesthetic, with a nod to Nordic stave churches with grey and black matte tones, alongside tattoo ink-painted furniture and exhaust pipe wall lights. The industrial angles are accented by the branding of graphic designer Max Wilson who has crafted three two-metre-high banners in collaboration with artist Adele Morse, the artwork of which has been inspired by the gods of Mesopotamia and uses a custom font, Vomis Purgas. Hung through the centre, they bring a tactile territorialism to the lofty space.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vibes and vending machines<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/1754016383_977_All-My-Gods.jpeg\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1365\" alt=\"All My Gods\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"sc-eqUAAy kRUyJB\"\/><\/p>\n<p>All My Gods<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a pool table, a motorbike podium, outdoor benches, banquettes, a central leaning bar and a wall-adjacent stoop, all underpinning a laissez-faire approach when it comes to the simple act of sitting down. Milling, mixing (and maybe moshing) are much more de rigueur. Top tip? There are some coveted spots on the service side of the bar.<\/p>\n<p>So to the drinks. For a bar run by some of the best in the business, the drinks aren\u2019t this particular bar\u2019s focus. \u201cWe don\u2019t want to create a bar where people are sitting there talking about the drinks,\u201d says Tanner matter-of-factly.<\/p>\n<p>That doesn\u2019t mean they won\u2019t come with the quality expected, though. Gone are the days of sacrificing flavour for fun. \u201cIt seems like there is a fundamental distinction between bars you go to for good drinks, or those you go to where the drinks are shit and you just want to party,\u201d explains Tanner. \u201cThere is a world where the two can co-exist. We\u2019ll have really considered products, leverage our position, be a bit tongue in cheek and just show what else the Dram boys can do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cocktails on tap range from mezcal verditas and watermelon margaritas to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/going-out\/bars\/dante-claridges-london-bar-review-b1237287.html\" title=\"Josh Barrie On the Sauce at Dante: Take two icons and serve over ice\u2026\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">nitro Garibaldis<\/a> and frozen nuclear daiquiris. There are also espresso martinis, while picklebacks (Buffalo Trace bourbon and house pickle brine), Buzzballz and White Claw from the vending machine (among other ready-to-drink takeaways) are very much encouraged. Special mention to the \u00a38 martini too (maybe there is a God?).<\/p>\n<p>All drinks are, staggeringly, \u00a310 or under (\u00a310 for a house cocktail, \u00a37 for wine, \u00a36.50 Guinness and cider, \u00a36 picklebacks and \u00a35 a lager), the exception being Ruinart Blanc de Blanc for \u00a313 a glass (the cheapest in the UK). It\u2019s a welcome reprieve from London\u2019s ever-rising prices. \u201cDon\u2019t you think there\u2019s also been a backlash to luxury at the moment?\u201d asks Velvet rhetorically. Food isn\u2019t top of the agenda either, but future partnerships are part of the plan.<\/p>\n<p>As the team gears up for opening after a busy soft-launch, it already feels like there\u2019s been a change in the wind. Slinging shots, slugging beers, cracking White Claws: is it finally time to have fun again in London? <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re not here to sell you a drinks concept,\u201d says Simpson, \u201cwe\u2019re selling you a good time.\u201d Amen to that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Picture the scene: it\u2019s 1am, you\u2019ve just finished a bar shift and you walk into The Crobar on&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":308142,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7757],"tags":[748,78362,112947,62537,393,4884,257,2550,564,16,15],"class_list":{"0":"post-308141","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-london","8":"tag-britain","9":"tag-champagne","10":"tag-dive-bars","11":"tag-drinking","12":"tag-england","13":"tag-great-britain","14":"tag-london","15":"tag-soho","16":"tag-tattoos","17":"tag-uk","18":"tag-united-kingdom"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@uk\/114951225055884437","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308141\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/308142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}