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<\/a><\/p>\nLil Larry celebrates a decision win over Lil Smokey Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n
Best Argument for Monozygotic Embryonic Determinism:<\/p>\n
The main event featured Redneck Brawl fan favorite Lil\u2019 Smokey taking on newcomer Lil\u2019 Terry, while an earlier matchup saw Lil\u2019 Fire (Smokey\u2019s identical twin) against Lil\u2019 Larry (Terry\u2019s identical twin). Smokey and Fire had a 5\u201d height advantage, extensive prior experience on the Redneck Brawl stage, and the lucky plain gray sweatpants they\u2019d worn to victory on so many previous nights.<\/p>\n
Larry and Terry, nicknamed \u201cThe Boner Brothers\u201d by their opponents, both took decision victories. And, to their credit, both Smokey and Fire were very gracious in defeat, a level of sportsmanship that most might not have expected from guys that dubbed Lil\u2019 Larry \u201cLarry Dingleberry\u201d in their pre-fight hype videos.<\/p>\n
Sheen Green (left) didn\u2019t get the crown, but she did get a fat kiss from opponent Peekaboo Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Most Successful All-Night Party Animal:<\/p>\n Tonight\u2019s Brawl saw several scrapped fights due to overindulgence and late night shenanigans. Chicken-obsessed Walkerdog spent the entire night and previous day drinking to excess, ultimately failing the same-day medical evaluation due to gross intoxication. Taylor from the Trailer didn\u2019t make it to the ring for his scheduled rematch with Playboy, either, and multiple reasons were offered for his absence. Was Taylor suffering from a \u201cbroken heart\u201d after some overnight misfortune? Or was he partying with Walkerdog and too drunk to fight? Only he and Walker know for sure, assuming they retain any memory of the particulars.<\/p>\n By contrast, notorious late night Redneck Brawl reveler Sheen Green came through like a champion. She\u2019s been mentioned on past broadcasts as a full time, enthusiastic bar patron on previous Redneck Brawl Eves, and commentary told a story tonight about Sheen getting talked out of fighting someone in the hotel parking lot at 3 a.m. the morning of this event.<\/p>\n Whatever mischief she might have gotten into in the overnight hours, Sheen put the men to shame by showing up in a big way, giving the audience a fantastic action fight with Peekaboo and losing a very debatable decision that commentary voice Andrew Conn called \u201cthe biggest robbery in the history of Redneck Brawl.\u201d<\/p>\n Ask yourself – Does Peekaboo look like she wants any more to do with fighting Sheen Green here? Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Sheen showed no sign of resentment, marking the announcement of her loss by planting a full mouth kiss on Peekaboo, a smooch they held for a surprisingly long time. The guys who party late can\u2019t do what Sheen does, in any capacity.<\/p>\n Big Red enters in a wheelbarrow, shortly before leaving early after taking a thumping Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Worst Entrance \/ Best Celebration:<\/p>\n Big Red gave us the landscaper\u2019s take on a Tyson Fury\/Prince Naz ring entrance, rolling down the tunnel in a well-worn wheelbarrow. He\u2019d given a great series of promo videos and gave us a good show at the weigh-in and staredown.<\/p>\n But, when it came time to fight, Human Highlight got the better of him, quickly and violently.<\/p>\n Human Highlight chugs a celebratory beverage with Playboy Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Human Highlight beat him into submission in the 2nd round, then capped the achievement by aggressively enjoying some frothy liquid refreshment in the aftermath.<\/p>\n As for Big Red, it appeared that he exited on foot, not rolled out in the same wheelbarrow.<\/p>\n A combined 13 feet and 7 inches of height ended in a horrifying injury Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n The matchup between 6\u201910\u201d Indiana Lumberjack and 6\u20199\u201d Scarecrow featured so much reach, the guys could practically punch each other from their opposing corners.<\/p>\n They didn\u2019t, though. They stuck and moved and circled the ring.<\/p>\n And that\u2019s when it happened\u2026<\/p>\n Scarecrow\u2019s right knee, shown here in near-mint condition after some in-ring treatment Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Midway through the 2nd round, Scarecrow\u2019s right kneecap came completely untethered, flopping down the side of his leg.<\/p>\n Even more horrific than the injury was the oft-replayed image of a ring doctor jerking and popping it back into place. Once Scarecrow\u2019s body parts were back in something resembling their native position, he was loaded onto a stretcher and wheeled back to the locker room.<\/p>\n But, if you\u2019re at all worried about Scarecrow\u2019s prognosis? Fear not \u2014 He was shown walking around the arena floor, seemingly comfortable and none the worse for wear, just three fights after suffering his injury. Good news!<\/p>\n A furious crowd unleashes hell on the ring after Beast of the Middle East\u2019s grotesque disqualification Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Worst Night for a Couple:<\/p>\n It\u2019s not always clear how much of the out-of-ring Redneck Brawl storytelling is legit, and how much is kayfabe. All I know is that Chanel and Beast of the Middle East came into tonight saying they got married at some point since the last Brawl, after knowing each other for just 72 hours.<\/p>\n Chanel is known as a turtle-obsessed five foot tall mother of eight with an OnlyFans account and a Redneck Brawl crown she received after her opponent no-showed the weigh-in at Brawl #9. As she tells it, Beast from the Middle East reached out to her online after seeing her on the broadcast, falling in love not with her potential fighting prowess, but rather the fact that she has no teeth. They met up in real life, and claim to have married just three days later.<\/p>\n I can neither confirm nor refute their story. All I can say is that it\u2019s so absurd it sounds impossible, but it\u2019s also perfectly believable within the context of their personas and the general Redneck Brawl milieu.<\/p>\n Beast of the Middle East takes one of two cheap shots at a downed opponent Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n What I can tell you for certain, because I saw it with my own eyes, is that Beast of the Middle East was rightfully disqualified for taking two shots at the base of his downed opponent\u2019s neck. Vanilla Gorilla, the victim of the fouls, showed no immediate ill effects, pushing through the referee and cornermen to try and take a swing at Beast, while the furious audience pelted the ring with beer and assorted garbage.<\/p>\n We\u2019ve seen several near-riots in the crowd at previous Brawls, but nothing like tonight, as promoters had to grab the microphone and threaten anyone throwing things at the floor with arrest to calm the scene. Despite the warning, things almost blew up again when Chanel walked Beast out of the arena, and only a very visible police presence kept a lid on the situation.<\/p>\n Eventually, peace was restored, the commentary camera that was knocked down by flying trash got fixed, the ring was dried off, and the show continued.<\/p>\n A bloody Chanel shortly before her fight ended for good Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n And, about 10 fights later, Chanel entered the ring herself to take on Nyquil, a woman who sported a 13 inch height advantage, at least a 20 lbs. weight advantage, and a sweet t-shirt that reads: \u201cI\u2019m Finna Rock Yo Meatbox.\u201d<\/p>\n Nyquil proved capable of delivering on the promises of her novelty t-shirts, battering Chanel all over the ring, knocking her down three times, and leaving her bloodied and exhausted.<\/p>\n Who had it worse? The guy that got disqualified, then exited under a rain of beer, trash, and spit? Or the woman who got pummeled and left soaked in the blood from a likely broken nose? Chanel and Beast will have to debate the question on the drive home, and update us once they\u2019ve settled it.<\/p>\n When you bring the photogenic entertainment? You get the internet spotlight! Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Best Sophomore Effort from an Aggressively Online Brawler with a Persecution Complex:<\/p>\n I had very high hopes for Holler Colossus when he made his debut at Redneck Brawl 9. A series of highly entertaining, witty hype videos delivered in a voice I described at the time as: \u201cElvis reincarnated as a revivalist preacher,\u201d had me keen to see what he could do in the ring. Sadly, the in-ring results did not live up to his personality outside of it, as Holler Colossus lost a decision in a less-than-thrilling fight against a man known as \u201cSecret City.\u201d<\/p>\n The day after, he hopped in the comments of the Brawl #9 recap to complain: \u201cAll the fights you mentioned were absolutely the worst fights,\u201d and that: \u201cThe best fight of the night was secret city and holler colossus,\u201d which got a thorough live thread capsule but no mention in the recap. Presumably, he didn\u2019t realize that writers and editors at Bad Left Hook (and content moderators across SB Nation) can see the email addresses everyone used to register their commenting accounts, or he might have been less shameless about hyping his own uninspiring, unsuccessful outing.<\/p>\n I\u2019ll pull back the curtain a bit, and share the two factors driving which Redneck Brawl fights get recap writeups: First, whether there\u2019s something I feel inspired to write about, for one reason or another. Second, whether or not I can pull a clean screencap to support a capsule on that story. Not much anyone can do in the ring about #2, which is why there\u2019s no dedicated section covering Georgia Outlaw\u2019s shockingly competent counterpunching boxing performance that earned him a 7th straight Redneck Brawl win.<\/p>\n But, a fighter can earn their best chance at inclusion by delivering entertainment, and that\u2019s exactly what Holler Colossus did tonight, blitzing his opponent Smokey Mountain Redneck and forcing an exciting 1st round stoppage. Keep throwing hands and making hearts beat faster with performances like tonight\u2019s, and there\u2019s always room in the writeup. We don\u2019t hold grudges here at Bad Left Hook!<\/p>\n And, in that spirit\u2026 Thanks, as always, to all the fighters, promoters, commentators, corner men, referees, and everyone else involved in making Redneck Brawl such a delightful show. Even the ring doctor that\u2019ll likely live in my nightmares tonight thanks to that aggressive kneecap relocation. If you fought tonight and didn\u2019t get a writeup here, you can follow the live thread and 4,600+ words of fight previews from our live coverage<\/a>.<\/p>\n Whether you won or lost, you gave us a heck of a show, and it is greatly appreciated. Can\u2019t wait for the next one on December 13th!<\/p>\n Here\u2019s the full rundown of tonight\u2019s results, with winners listed in BOLD<\/strong>, and all victories by decision unless otherwise specified:<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n\n