{"id":393374,"date":"2025-09-03T01:54:24","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T01:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/393374\/"},"modified":"2025-09-03T01:54:24","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T01:54:24","slug":"the-great-british-political-prank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/393374\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great British Political Prank"},"content":{"rendered":"

Poole, England seldom makes the news. It\u2019s one of those unremarkable mid-sized cities along Britain\u2019s southern coastline, like Eastbourne<\/a> or Bognor Regis<\/a>, with a population of around 151,000 people<\/a> and a lot of seafood restaurants. But last year, everyone in Poole woke up to find their hometown transformed. In the dead of night on August 10, 2024, someone defaced dozens of signs around the city<\/a>, erasing the last two letters in the word \u201cPoole\u201d so they instead read \u201cPoo.\u201d Highway signs greeted visitors to the \u201cHistoric Borough of Poo.\u201d A large mural of a sailboat said \u201cWelcome to Poo Harbour.\u201d Other signs marked the locations of the \u201cPoo Rail Station,\u201d the \u201cPoo Museum,\u201d the \u201cSainsbury\u2019s Poo\u201d grocery store, and even the \u201cSt. James\u2019 Poo\u201d church. Even tiny \u201cBorough of Poole\u201d engravings on fence posts didn\u2019t escape being revised with a black marker. The culprits were thorough, hard-working, and utterly committed to their juvenile toilet joke.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Except, as it turns out, it wasn\u2019t so juvenile. A few days after they, well, Pooed in the Poole, the people responsible came forward\u2014and they had something serious on their minds. Speaking to the Somerset Live news website<\/a>, local residents Joe Foale-Groves and Gagandeep Jhuti explained that they\u2019d painted and plastered over all those signs as an act of protest, in order to fight pollution and environmental injustice.\u00a0<\/p>\n

You see, a private company called Wessex Water<\/a> operates the sewers in and around Poole, and it has a foul reputation. The firm used to be the Wessex Water Authority, a public utility\u2014but it was privatized in 1989, at the tail end of Margaret Thatcher\u2019s crusade to demolish public services generally. Soon after it became a for-profit enterprise, the pollution began to flow. In 1998, the Independent reported<\/a> that the firm \u201cdischarged 1 million gallons of raw sewage into a Dorset marina,\u201d but was fined only \u00a35,500. In 1999, Wessex was ranked as the fourth worst polluter<\/a> in Britain by the government Environment Agency<\/a>. And in 2023, an investigation by the Liberal Democratic party found that it was responsible for more than 41,000 individual sewage spills<\/a> across the U.K. in a single year, with human feces getting into people\u2019s bathing water on more than 12,000 occasions. Meanwhile, the CEO of Wessex Water made a salary of \u00a3982,000<\/a>\u2014roughly 1.3 million U.S. dollars.<\/p>\n

On their website<\/a>, Foale-Groaves and Jhuti complain that \u201cour once sparkling water is more brown than blue these days,\u201d describing Poole as \u201cWessex Water\u2019s largest toilet.\u201d They\u2019re right about that. In 2022, several swimmers complained to the BBC<\/a> that they\u2019d gotten ear infections, \u201cstomach upsets,\u201d and other illnesses after encountering sewage-clogged waters near Poole. But the company\u2019s representatives were callous and dismissive, telling local councilors<\/a> that people simply shouldn\u2019t \u201cgo swimming with your mouth open.\u201d Prime Minister Keir Starmer<\/a>\u2019s government wasn\u2019t much help, either; when it fined several sewage companies<\/a> for illegal dumping in August 2024, Wessex Water wasn\u2019t on the list. So the two activists took matters into their own hands\u2014and it worked, because the \u201cBorough of Poo\u201d made headlines in the Daily Mail<\/a>, the largest tabloid in Britain. You literally can\u2019t buy that kind of publicity, especially if you\u2019re just two guys with a point to make about water quality.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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This was a perfect example of something we might call the Great British Political Prank. It\u2019s a phenomenon peculiar to the British Isles, in which perfectly ordinary people pull off all kinds of absurd public stunts to make a political point, often making a mockery of elected leaders and well-heeled private executives in the process. These days it\u2019s popular to make fun of the British<\/a>, and the history of their empire<\/a> is certainly a grim one. But the Great British Political Prank is a marvelous thing, and the rest of the world could stand to adopt it too.\u00a0<\/p>\n

For another example, consider the mysterious individual known only as \u201cWanksy.\u201d<\/a> Inspired by the famous graffiti artist Banksy, Wanksy is a construction worker from Manchester, and he\u2019s a crusader for public safety. It seems the Mancunian local government, like a lot of municipalities around the world, can be slow about fixing potholes, which is dangerous for everyone. In an interview<\/a>, Wanksy says he knows people who\u2019ve been hospitalized because of this dereliction of duty. So when he spots a pothole, he gets out a can of spray paint and draws a \u201cgiant comedy penis\u201d around it. The local bureaucrats might not care whether their citizens wreck their bicycles or sprain their necks, but the cartoon phalluses are obscenity, which has to be stopped immediately. So the potholes get filled in \u201cwithin 48 hours.\u201d Wanksy remains at large.<\/p>\n

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The Great British Political Prank is effective at the local level, but it can also reach the highest authorities of the land. Charles Windsor, sometimes referred to<\/a> as \u201cKing Charles,\u201d found that out when he got Wallaced last year. In the wake of his very expensive coronation ceremony<\/a>, the \u201cKing\u201d had used a few hundred thousand pounds of everyone else\u2019s money to commission a portrait of himself<\/a> by artist Jonathan Yeo. The result was a masterpiece, but possibly not in the way he intended: it showed Charles in a field of bright, glaring red, as if emerging from a cloud of blood shed by the British Empire across the centuries. It only took protesters a few months to improve the painting, gluing the head of Wallace from the claymation Wallace & Gromit films over Charles\u2019s. They added a speech bubble, too: \u201cNo cheese, Gromit. Look at all this cruelty on RSPCA farms!\u201d<\/p>\n

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What were they talking about? Well, like with the \u201cBorough of Poo,\u201d there was a serious political point behind the silliness. \u201cRSPCA\u201d stands for \u201cRoyal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals<\/a>,\u201d and it\u2019s the biggest animal-rights group in Britain. As the \u201cRoyal\u201d name suggests, Charles Windsor is its biggest public sponsor<\/a>. The Society runs a scheme called \u201cAssured,\u201d which gives an \u201cAssured\u201d stamp<\/a> to eggs, milk, and other groceries that are supposedly produced in a \u201chumane\u201d way, with animals getting \u201cmore living space\u201d and \u201cresponsible antibiotic usage.\u201d (It\u2019s a bit like the green frog stamp<\/a> on goods certified by the Rainforest Alliance, which you also shouldn\u2019t trust<\/a>.) But when an activist group called Animal Rising launched an investigation<\/a>, sending scouts to 50 of the farms covered by the Assured program, they found serious violations<\/a> of the cruelty standards at 45 of them. They even rescued a pig named Charlie<\/a>, who had a large abscess and was being kept in a filthy pen without medical care. But it\u2019s hard to get people to read a PDF of your report about animal welfare. So the activists Wallaced the King, and the BBC ran national headlines about it, making millions of people aware of the issue who otherwise wouldn\u2019t have been. The tactic completely worked.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Windsor is a popular target, as anyone who parades around in a velvet robe calling themselves \u201cKing\u201d deserves to be.1 There\u2019s also Chuck the T. Rex<\/a>, a giant wood-and-cloth dinosaur puppet wearing a crown who\u2019s deployed at a lot of royal events. Chuck turned up at Westminster Abbey<\/a> for a Commonwealth Day service this March, but he gets around; among other places, he\u2019s also been spotted at Trafalgar Square for Republic Day, and at a Pride festival in Reading. He\u2019s the largest member of the anti-monarchy group Republic, and everywhere he goes, he\u2019s accompanied by human protesters carrying signs that say \u201cNOT MY KING\u201d and \u201cDOWN WITH THE CROWN.\u201d The symbology has a couple of levels, because \u201cTyrannosaurus\u201d literally means \u201cTyrant Lizard\u201d in Latin, and Chuck is a fossil who shouldn\u2019t still be around\u2014just like monarchy itself.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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You\u2019ve got to imagine that when Charles sees the big reptilian galoot from his balcony or limo, it might give him pause. In any case, it\u2019s memorable for the British public, for whom the approval rate of monarchy<\/a> as a concept has never been lower at 54 percent. Along with prominent anti-monarchists like the late Christopher Hitchens<\/a>, Chuck the T. Rex has a vital part to play in driving that number down.\u00a0<\/p>\n

For some Britons, though, the Great British Political Prank is a lot more quick-and-dirty. They just hold insulting signs behind politicians they dislike, usually ones from the Conservative Party. The YouTuber Niko Omilana did this to Prime Minister Rishi Sunak<\/a> last year: when Sunak conceded his landslide defeat at the hands of the Labour Party, Omilana snuck up behind him at the podium and held a big piece of paper with a capital \u201cL\u201d for \u201closer\u201d behind his head, adding insult to injury. (Don\u2019t feel too bad for Rishi, though. With an estimated net worth of \u00a3651 million<\/a>, he\u2019ll be just fine, unlike the millions of people<\/a> who fell into poverty and had to use food banks during his time in power.) <\/p>\n

Sunak\u2019s predecessor, Liz Truss, got this treatment in an even grander and more humiliating form. When she took the stage for a speech in Suffolk<\/a> last year, somebody dropped a gigantic banner with the words \u201cI CRASHED THE ECONOMY\u201d and a photo of a head of lettuce wearing googly eyes\u2014a reference to the fact that her tenure as Prime Minister, just 49 days, didn\u2019t last long enough for anyone\u2019s lettuce to expire<\/a>. Truss went ballistic, raging about \u201cfar-left activists\u201d and insisting, in the tones of a censorious headmaster, that \u201cwhat happened last night was not funny.\u201d But it was, and her wounded indignation only made it funnier.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

This gets to the heart of why stunts and pranks like this work. They puncture the pomposity of political leaders, elected or hereditary, who think they\u2019re grand and important. Or as Matt Forde, a British political podcaster, puts it<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s the pomposity of the Brits that makes this funnier[…] Parliament and all its traditions and all its arcane language and its grand setting. There\u2019s an element of the class system. These are people who genuinely believe they\u2019re better than us, and it turns out they\u2019re fucking idiots.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Politics, especially right-wing politics, is all about image. To be successful, a politician has to craft an image of themselves as extraordinarily capable and charismatic\u2014an almost superhuman figure, in whom voters can place their trust. Right-wing leaders have to endlessly project toughness and authority. That\u2019s why El Salvador\u2019s President Nayib Bukele calls himself \u201cthe world\u2019s coolest dictator\u201d and shows off his horrifying CECOT prison camp<\/a>. It\u2019s why Donald Trump posts Photoshopped memes<\/a> of himself as a muscular boxer. It\u2019s why Hitler banned jokes about himself<\/a> as a form of treason, and why Charlie Chaplin\u2019s The Great Dictator and Spike Jones\u2019 \u201cDer Fuhrer\u2019s Face\u201d<\/a> helped people see through his schtick and gain the courage to defeat him. Humor works that way today, too. When someone nails the Great Strong Leader with a puerile prank, the image comes crashing down. If Rishi Sunak can\u2019t stop a YouTuber from holding an L behind his head, how could he possibly lead anyone? If the emperor has been nude the whole time, why should anyone obey him?\u00a0<\/p>\n

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In this way, political silliness is a compelling alternative to political violence. Apart from the moral and ethical issues involved, the problem with political violence is that it doesn\u2019t work very well. Assassinated potentates and corporate executives just get replaced with others similar to themselves, and the machinery of power keeps moving. Worse, political violence generates sympathy for its targets, especially when it fails. The best thing that happened to Donald Trump in the 2024 election was when Thomas Crooks tried to shoot him,<\/a> but only clipped his ear. It gave Trump an iconic photo and let him talk about<\/a> being \u201csaved by God to make America great again\u201d for months. (Apparently God wasn\u2019t so fond of the Trump supporter behind him, who died<\/a>.) The same was true for Jair Bolsonaro<\/a> when someone stabbed him in 2018\u2014it only enhanced his image as a tough guy, and gave him an excuse to crack down on the Left when he eventually gained power.\u00a0<\/p>\n

But consider some alternate history: what if, instead of a rifle, Thomas Crooks had smuggled some audio equipment into that arena in Butler and doctored Trump\u2019s microphone so loud fart sounds came out when he spoke? What if, instead of a knife, Bolsonaro got hit with sneezing powder or a rubber chicken? Instead of right-wing martyrdom, they\u2019d be in the position Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak are now: global laughingstocks.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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The British really are in the lead here, but there are signs of life across the Atlantic, too. Here in the States, we have Matt Buck<\/a>, the American hero who followed a Ku Klux Klan march with a tuba and played obnoxious honking music, making the white supremacists look ridiculous instead of threatening. We also have perennial protest candidate Vermin Supreme<\/a>, who likes to dump glitter on homophobic politicians and yell \u201cHE\u2019S TURNING GAY!\u201d But there are a lot of odious politicians here, and since they insist on treating everyone with contempt, they ought to be treated as the jokes they are. Nobody has yet zapped Donald Trump or JD Vance with a joy buzzer, or gotten them to read a message from \u201cSeymour Butts\u201d<\/a> on camera. But any day now, someone could. \u00a0Remember:\u00a0there\u2019s no metal detector on Earth that can spot a whoopie cushion. <\/p>\n

1. Note: If you like to parade around in a velvet robe as a private citizen, that is different, and I won\u2019t judge you.\u00a0<\/p>\n