{"id":4380,"date":"2025-04-07T12:07:19","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T12:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/4380\/"},"modified":"2025-04-07T12:07:19","modified_gmt":"2025-04-07T12:07:19","slug":"four-bedroom-house-on-sale-for-685k-mercilessly-mocked-over-its-turkey-teeth-decor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/4380\/","title":{"rendered":"Four bedroom house on sale for \u00a3685k mercilessly mocked over its ‘Turkey\u00a0teeth’ d\u00e9cor"},"content":{"rendered":"

By MATT STRUDWICK<\/a> <\/p>\n

Published: 07:11 EDT, 6 April 2025 | Updated: 07:11 EDT, 6 April 2025 <\/p>\n

A four bedroom house in Essex that has gone on the market for \u00a3685,000 has been mercilessly mocked over its ‘Turkey teeth’ d\u00e9cor.\u00a0<\/p>\n

From the outside, the detached property in Rushton Grove, in Harlow, looks like a dream family home with its neatly manicured front garden and driveway leading up to a double garage.<\/p>\n

Estate agent Fortune and Coates describe it as an ‘outstanding’ home and boast of its location being in a ‘prestigious and highly sought after’ area.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The listing gushes about the ‘glass balustrade stairs’ and says the lounge is ‘stylish and modern’.<\/p>\n

It is described as being ‘absolutely stunning throughout’ and tells potential buyers that a ‘viewing is a must’.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Yet it has started to gain an unwanted\u00a0notoriety for the current homeowners’ taste in d\u00e9cor with every room and furnishings a clinical white.\u00a0<\/p>\n

One room even has white chairs neatly tucked in around a white pool table, with a few grey and black appliances scattered throughout the home the only differing colour.<\/p>\n

In a post on Reddit<\/a> ruthlessly titled ‘My eyes hurt’, the home has been likened to ‘Liberace’s funeral parlour’.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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A four bedroom house in Essex that has gone on the market for \u00a3685,000 has been mercilessly mocked over its ‘Turkey teeth’ d\u00e9cor<\/p>\n

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One room even has white chairs neatly tucked in around a white pool table, with a few grey and black appliances scattered throughout the home the only differing colour<\/p>\n

‘The current owners 100% have a matching set of unaturally white ‘Turkey teeth’ dentures,’ one commenter quipped.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Another said it reminded them of 1990’s boy band East 17’s music video for Stay Another Day where Brian Harvey and his bandmates wore iconic\u00a0white puffer coats.\u00a0<\/p>\n

‘White, spotlessly clean, feels overpriced; christ, I thought I’d accidentally ended up at the dentist for a second there. Ghastly,’ another wrote.\u00a0<\/p>\n

One person who definitely won’t be putting in a bid added: ‘I couldn’t live there, it feels like you’re looking at a clinically clean biolab or something.’\u00a0<\/p>\n

Others felt let down to find the garden had green grass, as one added: ‘Well, frankly.. I’m disappointed the garden hasn’t been given the whiteout treatment.’<\/p>\n

While another Reddit user brutally said: ‘I bet they wake up each morning thinking they’re dead and gone to heaven.’<\/p>\n

Others, though, thought the lack of colour could be a blessing in disguise.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Another said it reminded them of 1990’s boy band East 17’s music video for Stay Another Day where Brian Harvey and his bandmates wore iconic white puffer coats<\/p>\n

\"In <\/p>\n

In a post on Reddit ruthlessly titled ‘My eyes hurt’, the home has been likened to ‘Liberace’s funeral parlour’<\/p>\n

\"One <\/p>\n

One person who definitely won’t be putting in a bid added: ‘I couldn’t live there, it feels like you’re looking at a clinically clean biolab or something’<\/p>\n

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While another Reddit user brutally said: ‘I bet they wake up each morning thinking they’re dead and gone to heaven’<\/p>\n

As one person put it: ‘White blindness aside it’s a decent sized house with a good layout.\u00a0<\/p>\n

‘It wouldn’t take much to give it some personality and once you put all your own furniture it would look completely different.\u00a0<\/p>\n

‘It’s essentially a blank canvas and it’s much cheaper and easier to get rid of white than bright colours.’\u00a0<\/p>\n

The home is currently listed on Rightmove and shows that its guide price was reduced on March 25.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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