{"id":608756,"date":"2025-12-03T03:45:27","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T03:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/608756\/"},"modified":"2025-12-03T03:45:27","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T03:45:27","slug":"raccoon-breaks-into-virginia-liquor-store-and-passes-out-inside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/608756\/","title":{"rendered":"Raccoon breaks into Virginia liquor store and passes out inside"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles!\n  <\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\">An inebriated raccoon was taken into custody after allegedly breaking into a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/us\/us-regions\/southeast\/virginia\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Virginia<\/a> liquor store on Black Friday, partaking in what officials have deemed a &#8220;liquor-fueled rampage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\">A trail of smashed liquor bottles led <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/us\/crime\/police-and-law-enforcement\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">police to the masked suspect<\/a>, who was found passed out in the sploot position on the Ashland business&#8217;s bathroom floor, according to Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter.<\/p>\n<p>In an embarrassing photo shared by authorities, the plastered <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/lifestyle\/pets\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">procyonid<\/a> could be seen lying next to a garbage can and toilet.<\/p>\n<p>The town later identified the four-legged intruder as &#8220;Cole,&#8221; noting he may need a ride home after the &#8220;wild weekend.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/drunk-raccoon-virginia.png\" alt=\"A raccoon, later identified as &quot;Cole&quot; was found passed out in an ABC store bathroom after breaking liquor bottles and becoming intoxicated, according to officials.\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>A raccoon, later identified as &#8220;Cole&#8221; was found passed out in a liquor store bathroom after breaking bottles and becoming intoxicated, according to officials. (Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter via Facebook)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/escaped-monkeys-from-mississippi-truck-crash-puts-spotlight-nih-funded-tulane-lab\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>ESCAPED MONKEYS FROM MISSISSIPPI TRUCK CRASH PUTS SPOTLIGHT ON NIH-FUNDED TULANE LAB<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Officials said police brought the furry bandit to the animal shelter to sober up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,&#8221; officials wrote in a statement.<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/abc-store-virginia.png\" alt=\"A raccoon broke through the ceiling of a Virginia ABC store, smashing a number of liquor bottles before passing out in the bathroom.\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>A raccoon broke through the ceiling of a Virginia ABC store, smashing a number of liquor bottles before passing out in the bathroom. (Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter via Facebook)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/dog-shoots-owner-jumping-bed-gun-cleaning-accident-pennsylvania-home\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>DOG SHOOTS OWNER IN THE BACK AFTER JUMPING ON BED IN PENNSYLVANIA HOME<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The shelter added there is no footage of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/news-events\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the incident<\/a>, as the raccoon entered the building through the ceiling and &#8220;took the cameras down with him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Police have not yet released a motive for the trash panda&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/pet-raccoon-caught-meth-pipe-its-mouth-when-cops-pulled-over-ohio-woman-expect-unexpected\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">invasion<\/a>, though they responded to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/good-news\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">animal shelter&#8217;s statement<\/a> with a GIF of TV talent judge Simon Cowell clapping.<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/iStock-514622028.jpg\" alt=\"It is unclear what led the furry creature to break into the establishment.\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>It is unclear what led the furry creature to break into the establishment. (iStock)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/foxnews.onelink.me\/xLDS?pid=AppArticleLink&amp;af_dp=foxnewsaf%3A%2F%2F&amp;af_web_dp=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fapps-products\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE FOX NEWS APP<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cole could not immediately be reached by Fox News Digital for comment.<\/p>\n<p>Alexandra Koch is a Fox News Digital journalist who covers breaking news, with a focus on high-impact events that shape national conversation.<\/p>\n<p>She has covered major national crises, including the L.A. wildfires, Potomac and Hudson River aviation disasters, Boulder terror attack, and Texas Hill Country floods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! 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