{"id":610517,"date":"2025-12-03T23:48:56","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T23:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/610517\/"},"modified":"2025-12-03T23:48:56","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T23:48:56","slug":"i-tried-the-3-50-mince-pie-sandwich-that-is-disgustingly-festive-and-i-have-so-many-regrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/610517\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;I tried the \u00a33.50 mince pie sandwich that is &#8216;disgustingly festive&#8217; and I have so many regrets&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s, quite frankly, an unforgiveable sin wrapped in brioche<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/0_AMR_MEN_031225_MPW_04jpeg.jpg\" alt=\"There's perhaps a reason why the Mince Pie sandwich was the only one left in the meal deal aisle...\" loading=\"eager\"  \/>There&#8217;s perhaps a reason why the Mince Pie sandwich was the only one left in the meal deal aisle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">Have you ever had a mince pie and thought to yourself \u2018oh yes, this would go down well in a tortilla wrap with a big dollop of cr\u00e8me fra\u00eeche\u2019? No, me neither. But the bigwigs at <a class=\"TextLink_text-link__dBSS0 TextLink_enabled__dJF3l\" href=\"https:\/\/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk\/all-about\/sainsburys\" target=\"_self\" aria-label=\"\" tabindex=\"0\" rel=\"noopener\">Sainsbury\u2019s<\/a> certainly did &#8211; and they&#8217;ve unleashed a sheer festive terror onto their meal deal aisles.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">Amongst the usual selection of sandwiches, wraps and salads, there are always expected to be a few <a class=\"TextLink_text-link__dBSS0 TextLink_enabled__dJF3l\" href=\"https:\/\/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk\/all-about\/christmas\" target=\"_self\" aria-label=\"\" tabindex=\"0\" rel=\"noopener\">Christmas<\/a> twists on the old classic. Hog roast? Fine. Brie and Cranberry? Love it. Turkey and Stuffing? Sure, it&#8217;s a treat on the build-up to the real thing. But five words well and truly stopped me in my tracks when I popped in for a pint of milk one midweek evening: Mince Pie Brioche Style Wrap.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">It&#8217;s, quite frankly, enough to make even the seasoned of Christmas connoisseurs recoil. It&#8217;s festive season gone mad. In fact, upon sharing the meal deal discovery with my colleagues, one charmingly said it \u2018looked like sick\u2019. Therein, the challenge of trying it for myself lit up like a beacon of festive lights where only the brave venture forth.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">I&#8217;m presuming the MPBSW is the aftermath of <a class=\"TextLink_text-link__dBSS0 TextLink_enabled__dJF3l\" href=\"https:\/\/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk\/whats-on\/food-drink-news\/i-finally-managed-hands-sold-32057126\" target=\"_self\" aria-label=\"\" tabindex=\"0\" rel=\"noopener\">M&amp;S\u2019s recent Strawberry Sando viral success<\/a>. It made people question whether sweet sandwiches (or cakes) were worthy of being part of the lunchtime meal deal offerings or whether they were a treat gone rogue. Either way, Tesco soon followed suit with their own twisted creation in the form of <a class=\"TextLink_text-link__dBSS0 TextLink_enabled__dJF3l\" href=\"https:\/\/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk\/whats-on\/shopping\/tried-new-tesco-birthday-cake-32213854\" target=\"_self\" aria-label=\"\" tabindex=\"0\" rel=\"noopener\">a Birthday Cake flavoured sandwich<\/a>. But maybe Sainsbury\u2019s have now taken things way too far.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/0_AMR_MEN_031225_MPWjpeg.jpg\" alt=\"One colleague told me it looked like sick and, well, it's a fair comment\" loading=\"lazy\"  \/>One colleague told me it looked like sick and, well, it&#8217;s a fair comment<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">The MPBSW is, wait for it, made up of the aforementioned cr\u00e8me fra\u00eeche, alongside a mincemeat-style compote, salted caramel sauce, and shortcake biscuit pieces, all neatly folded within a brioche style tortilla wrap. My dentist is calling me for an emergency appointment as we speak. For the health conscious amongst us, it\u2019s 542kcal a pack with 55% of your daily fat saturated in it. It also makes up 32% of your daily recommended intake of carbs and 29% of sugars. Basically, you get the gist&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">Opening up the pack, I&#8217;m not sure what to expect. I do enjoy a mince pie, so there is a possibility that I may like it although I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever really like the idea of it. First impressions are that it does not smell like a mince pie. It smells of sweet caramel, it smells of cr\u00e8me fra\u00eeche. Tucking in, it doesn\u2019t taste like a mince pie either.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">I imagine the taste is basically like the result of letting a five-year-old loose in the kitchen and told to make up something exciting to put on the Christmas party table with the leftovers in the fridge. There is so much going on. It tastes like sour cream has had a battle with caramel sauce and biscuits and absolutely no one came out triumphant.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/0_AMR_MEN_031225_MPW_03jpeg.jpg\" alt=\"Absolutely nobody asked for a Mince Pie Brioche Style Wrap, you can't convince me otherwise\" loading=\"lazy\"  \/>Absolutely nobody asked for a Mince Pie Brioche Style Wrap, you can&#8217;t convince me otherwise<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">There are quite literally so many different tastes, textures and flavours going on that it\u2019s an overstimulation of the highest degree to eat. I don\u2019t know what I\u2019m tasting, and I really don\u2019t want to know either. It doesn&#8217;t work, it does not make me feel festive. In fact, my teeth are already screeching out in pain as I chomp down on each bite.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">Putting brutality aside for one second, the small dollops of mincemeat are nice on their own. It&#8217;s the mix of sweet and savoury, with festive spices, that feels comforting and familiar. The sad thing is that it\u2019s mostly made up of things I like. I like mince pies, I like caramel shortbread, I like brioche. What I don\u2019t like, I\u2019ve now happily realised, is them all together in a wrap with some cr\u00e8me fra\u00eeche slathered in-between each of them.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">I love the thought that this was created in a boardroom of supermarket execs and someone okayed it. When I visited my local Sainsbury&#8217;s on a midweek evening, it was quite literally the only sandwich left on the aisle of the meal deal selections. There was a whole row of the thing, and I also quite enjoy the vision that someone was so desperate for a quick grab-and-go lunch that they conceded and grabbed it up as their only option alongside their usual San Pellegrino and Piper&#8217;s Crisps. What a fool.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/0_AMR_MEN_031225_MPW_02jpeg.jpg\" alt=\"There's so much going on that it's an overstimulation of the palette\" loading=\"lazy\"  \/>There&#8217;s so much going on that it&#8217;s an overstimulation of the palette<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">It&#8217;s absolute havoc on the palette, and it&#8217;s still not forgiven me for this disaster. However, if I have somehow managed to convince you to pick one up (don&#8217;t), then it&#8217;s priced at around \u00a33.50 individually or also \u00a33.95 as part of a meal deal. If you get it as a meal deal, at least you can get a drink and a side that you might actually enjoy?<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph_paragraph-text__PVKlh  undefined\" data-tmdatatrack=\"content-unit\" data-tmdatatrack-type=\"paragraph\" publication=\"men\">Sometimes, less is more. Sometimes, Sainsbury\u2019s, we don\u2019t need our mince pies in wraps alongside caramel sauce and thick cultured French cream. Stick to the trusted classic, please. Don&#8217;t ruin Christmas, I beg you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s, quite frankly, an unforgiveable sin wrapped in briocheThere&#8217;s perhaps a reason why the Mince Pie sandwich was&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":610518,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8813],"tags":[748,35745,393,4884,2465,1294,16,15],"class_list":{"0":"post-610517","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-manchester","8":"tag-britain","9":"tag-christmas","10":"tag-england","11":"tag-great-britain","12":"tag-manchester","13":"tag-sainsburys","14":"tag-uk","15":"tag-united-kingdom"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@uk\/115658318425567459","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=610517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610517\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/610518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=610517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=610517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=610517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}