{"id":696851,"date":"2026-01-15T04:09:15","date_gmt":"2026-01-15T04:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/696851\/"},"modified":"2026-01-15T04:09:15","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T04:09:15","slug":"keir-starmer-kama-sutra-jibe-torn-apart-by-comedian-geoff-norcott-as-he-exposes-hypocrisy-of-gag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/696851\/","title":{"rendered":"Keir Starmer ‘Kama Sutra’ jibe torn apart by comedian Geoff Norcott as he exposes hypocrisy of gag"},"content":{"rendered":"

Comedian Geoff Norcott has savaged Sir Keir Starmer’s attempt at parliamentary humour during today’s Prime Minister’s Questions, branding the quip “Inception level bad.”<\/p>\n

The stand-up took to X to dissect why he thought the Prime Minister’s Kama Sutra gag fell so spectacularly flat, offering three damning critiques.<\/p>\n

Mr Norcott pointed out the irony of mocking opponents for changing positions on the very same day the government executed what he suggested was its thirteenth policy reversal.<\/p>\n

He also questioned the wisdom of deploying a sexually-charged joke whilst addressing a female opposition leader.<\/p>\n

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Keir Starmer has been blasted for the jibe <\/p>\n

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His final blow noted the ancient text dates back to 300BC, meaning variations of Starmer’s punchline have likely been circulating for approximately two millennia.<\/p>\n

“I’ve told plenty of c**p jokes in my time,” Mr Norcott admitted before blasting the Prime Minister’s remark.<\/p>\n

The risqu\u00e9 retort came as Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch challenged him over the government’s latest policy shift on digital identification requirements.<\/p>\n

Ms Badenoch had welcomed what she described as yet another U-turn, telling the Commons she felt like she repeated that phrase weekly.<\/p>\n

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I’ve told plenty of crap jokes in my time…but Starmer’s ‘Karma Sutra’ gag was Inception level bad.<\/p>\n

1.) Joking about someone else changing position on the day you’ve done so for the 13th time is weird<\/p>\n

2.) A sexualised joke when responding to a female MP was ill-advised<\/p>\n

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\u2014 Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) January 14, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The Tory leader called the mandatory digital ID scheme “a rubbish policy” and expressed relief at its abandonment.<\/p>\n

She then quoted Health Secretary Wes Streeting, who had suggested the Prime Minister’s New Year’s resolution should be “to try to get it right first time.”<\/p>\n

Ms Badenoch pressed Sir Keir on whether he agreed with his own cabinet minister’s assessment.<\/p>\n

It was in response to this pointed questioning that the Prime Minister reached for his ill-fated joke.<\/p>\n

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Geoff Norcott labelled the joke ‘Inception level bad’<\/p>\n

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Sir Keir’s full riposte saw him reel off a litany of Conservative ministerial churn during their fourteen years in government.<\/p>\n

“Don’t get me started on consistency: the Tories had five prime ministers, six chancellors, eight home secretaries and 16 housing ministers,” he declared.<\/p>\n

The Prime Minister then delivered his punchline: “They had more positions in 14 years than the Kama Sutra.”<\/p>\n

He concluded with a flourish, adding: “No wonder they are knackered – they left the country screwed.”<\/p>\n

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Keir Starmer made a joke about ‘Kama Sutra’ <\/p>\n

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The joke came as Sir Keir defended his government’s record on planning reform, child poverty measures, employment rights and NHS investment.<\/p>\n

He accused the Conservatives of abandoning their previous stance on climate change and losing control of immigration despite pledging to reduce it.<\/p>\n

The digital ID controversy stems from a significant policy shift announced by ministers earlier today.<\/p>\n

In September, Sir Keir had unveiled plans making digital identification mandatory for proving the right to work in Britain as part of efforts to combat illegal employment.<\/p>\n

“You will not be able to work in the UK if you don’t have a digital ID, it’s as simple as that,” the Prime Minister had stated at the time.<\/p>\n

However, the government has now confirmed that alternative forms of digital documentation, including biometric passport chips and e-visas, will be accepted instead.<\/p>\n