{"id":923762,"date":"2026-04-28T09:30:24","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T09:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/923762\/"},"modified":"2026-04-28T09:30:24","modified_gmt":"2026-04-28T09:30:24","slug":"ive-seen-every-superhero-film","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/923762\/","title":{"rendered":"I’ve seen every superhero film"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you\u2019re holding out for a (super) hero, then you are in luck. Today is National Superhero Day \u2013 a totally not made-up event that celebrates \u201creal heroes\u201d and also the fictional kind who leap buildings in a single bound and never leave the house without their trusty cape. <\/p>\n

But while some superhero films are a spectacular reminder of the magic of cinema, the genre has seen its share of turbo-charged turkeys, too. Grab on to your spandex as I bring you the sheer box-office kryptonite that are the worst superhero movies ever.<\/p>\n

12. Superman (2025)<\/p>\n

\"UndatedThis was a cartoonish and twee take on Superman (Photo: Warner Bros\/PA)<\/p>\n

James Gunn\u2019s heart was in the right place as he began his much-anticipated reboot of the troubled DC Comics cinematic universe by directing a long-awaited new Superman movie<\/a>. Gunn set out to restore Superman\u2019s image as a chisel-jawed good guy who reflects the best in humanity. In other words, the precise opposite of the emo alien with pecs of steel as played by a frowning Henry Cavill during Zack Snyder\u2019s years running the DCU. <\/p>\n

Sadly, he errs too far in the opposite direction with a cartoonish and twee take on Superman, who at one stage breaks off from a climactic battle to rescue a squirrel. Further marks are deducted for the thumping lack of chemistry between new Man of Steel David Corenswet and Rachel Brosnahan\u2019s Lois Lane.<\/p>\n

11. Batman Forever <\/p>\n

\"BATMAN\u2018Batman Forever\u2019 is bludgeoningly boring (Photo: Warner Bros. Entertainment)<\/p>\n

They could have called it Batman, Whatever, so dreary is Joel Schumacher\u2019s take on the brooding anti-hero. In a well-intentioned attempt to reverse course following Tim Burton\u2019s<\/a> bonkers Batman Returns (complete with penguins firing rocket launchers), Schumacher tries to conjure the camp \u201cgee-whiz\u201d Batman of the 60s. He even gives us Chris O\u2019Donnell\u2019s Robin as a foil to the frowning Val Kilmer, Dark Knight.<\/p>\n

But Schumacher has no passion for the material \u2013 and while he would later hand George Clooney<\/a> the worst role of his career by casting him as Batman in Batman & Robin, that film was at least uproariously awful. Batman Forever, by contrast, is merely bludgeoningly boring \u2013 despite the best efforts of Jim Carrey as an over-the-top Riddler.<\/p>\n

10. The Amazing Spider-Man<\/p>\n

\"Film:Garfield said he felt \u2018too old\u2019 to play Spider-Man (Photo: Sony)<\/p>\n

During his audition to replace Tobey Maguire as cinema\u2019s friendly neighbourhood teenage superhero, Andrew Garfield<\/a> felt far too geriatric for the part. \u201cI felt I was too old,\u201d Garfield would recall. \u201cI was like, \u2018I am 25 or 26 and playing a high schooler.\u2019\u201d He bagged the job, but his instincts were correct. A great actor when cast in the right role, as Spider-Man, he lacks the impish energy that is a defining quality of the character. <\/p>\n

As a result, his first foray as Spidey ricochets between the intensity that is Garfield\u2019s default on screen and a try-too-hard cheeriness clearly not natural to the actor.<\/p>\n

9. Eternals <\/p>\n

\"This\u2018Eternals\u2019 was directed by Oscar-winning director Chlo\u00e9 Zhao (Photo: Sophie Mutevelian\/Marvel Studios via AP)<\/p>\n

Chlo\u00e9 Zhao is one of the great chroniclers of loneliness and angst in modern cinema \u2013 as underlined by the Oscar-winning turn she coaxed from Jessie Buckley as Shakespeare\u2019s grieving wife in Hamnet<\/a>. But her arthouse instincts are a terrible fit for a Marvel film that introduces half a dozen new heroes while trying to breathe new life into a franchise that had already peaked with the Avengers saga.<\/p>\n

8. Watchmen<\/p>\n

\"Malin\u2018Watchmen\u2019 is both slow and hard to follow (Photo: Paramount Pictures)<\/p>\n

Zack Snyder\u2019s DC movies have all the subtlety of an articulated lorry reversing into a portaloo. But the signs were already there with his thunderously drab pre-DC adaptation of Alan Moore\u2019s cult comic book about a league of cynical, amoral superheroes. All of Snyder\u2019s weaknesses are on show in a project that is both plodding yet hard to follow, with a cast visibly confused as to the tone they are supposed to strike. That said, the fault is not Snyder\u2019s alone. The graphic novel itself isn\u2019t half as taboo-shattering as it thinks.<\/p>\n

7. Justice League: The Snyder Cut <\/p>\n

\"ThisZac Snyder\u2019s version was released after an online campaign (Photo: HBO Max via AP)<\/p>\n

If Watchmen represents rock bottom for Snyder, the four-hour director\u2019s cut<\/a> of Justice League is where the director disappears into the earth\u2019s crust. He had exited the original Justice League early due to a death in his family. In a panic, DC owners Warner Bros parachuted in quip-master supreme Joss Whedon, of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with orders to punch up Snyder\u2019s Wagnerian script with zany banter.<\/p>\n

Years later, an online campaign by Snyder mega-fans convinced Warner to release Snyder\u2019s humourless original. Bleak, boring and barkers, the 240-minute slog is a reminder that sometimes Hollywood studios do, in fact, know best and that the original was revamped for a reason. <\/p>\n

6. The Crow<\/p>\n

\"This This remake isn\u2019t a patch on the 1994 original (Photo: Larry Horricks\/Lionsgate via AP)<\/p>\n

The original 1994 Crow is one of the greatest superhero films ever \u2013 though it is overshadowed by the on-set tragic shooting accident that claimed the life of its star, Brandon Lee. The 2024 remake replaces Lee with a scowling, tattooed Bill Skarsg\u00e5rd, who seems to think he is playing a cross between comedian Pete Davidson and late rapper Mac Miller. Even worse is pop star FKA Twigs<\/a>, whose turn as the Crow\u2019s doomed love interest is as wooden as her stage name.<\/p>\n

5. Spawn<\/p>\n

\"John\u2018Spawn\u2019 is a cobbled-together film (Photo: IMDB)<\/p>\n

When Todd McFarlane walked away from Marvel Comics to go independent with his devilish anti-hero Spawn in the early 90s, he was striking a historic blow on behalf of the independent comic scene. Sadly, the 1997 adaptation of the strip failed to live up to that promise \u2013 though it earns bonus points as a rare superhero movie from that period with a non-white protagonist (played by former martial arts champion Michael Jai White). <\/p>\n

This cobbled-together film featured a charmless turn by John Leguizamo as a flatulent demon-clown and computer FX that were hopeless even by 90s standards. \u201cUgly, fun-free, not full of laughs\u201d was the response \u2013 and that was just McFarlane, understandably upset at the humiliations heaped upon his creation.<\/p>\n

4. Catwoman<\/p>\n

\"FILM:Halle Berry\u2019s stab at being a superhero is atrocious (Photo: Doane Gregory\/Warner Bros)<\/p>\n

Some terrible films are awful in a dull, forgettable way; others live up to the clich\u00e9 of so bad, they are good. Then there is Catwoman, Halle Berry\u2019s stab at superhero stardom that is so atrocious it makes the viewer fear for both their sanity and Berry\u2019s. Bizarre shifts in tone mean Catwoman is difficult to sit through on a minute-by-minute basis. One moment it\u2019s zany, the next doomy and portentous. Then there is the headache-inducing editing \u2013 as demonstrated in the notorious scene in which Catwoman plays basketball and which features more fast cuts than a butchers on Christmas Eve.<\/p>\n

3. Suicide Squad<\/p>\n

\"SuicideSuicide Squad is close to unwatchable (Photo: Warner Bros. Entertainment\/Ratpac-Dune Entertainment)<\/p>\n

Much of the bad publicity around the atrocious Suicide Squad has centred on allegations of Jared Leto\u2019s unsettling on-set behaviour \u2013 such as posting prophylactics and dead rats to cast members. Leto aside, however, this confused film is close to unwatchable. Much of the story has obviously been excised from the cutting room floor, Will Smith is miscast as anti-hero Deadshot, and no words can describe how dire Cara Delevingne<\/a> is as amoral magic-user Enchantress.<\/p>\n

2. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania<\/p>\n

\"ThisThe third Ant-Man film pushed the MCU over the edge (Photo: Disney\/Marvel Studios via AP)<\/p>\n

The mighty Marvel Universe had been teetering for some time \u2013 but it took the spectacularly atrocious third Ant-Man<\/a> to push it over the edge. Rushed special effects \u2013 unfinished the night of the premiere in Los Angeles \u2013 were evidence of how much Marvel had overextended itself. Tonally, it is all over the place, too, with Paul Rudd trying to replicate his wry turn in a gloopy CGI onslaught, while Michael Douglas and Michelle Pfeiffer are simply wasted as Ant-Man\u2019s veteran mentors. This was so bad that one of its stars, Evangeline Lilly, announced a step back from acting soon afterwards.<\/p>\n

1. Daredevil<\/p>\n

\"FILM...Ben Affleck is wildly miscast (Photo: Twentieth Century Fox)<\/p>\n

Ben Affleck is an Oscar winner and a staple of the gossip mags. He\u2019s even graced the occasional decent film. However, when he is in a bad movie, he can be counted on to amplify the awfulness with his sheer lack of awareness of the disaster unfolding all around. That was never truer than in the case of the pre-Batfleck tilt at superhero stardom that was Daredevil. <\/p>\n

Wildly miscast as the titular, tortured lawyer and crime fighter, he stomps through the fray as if he\u2019s just discovered a sharp object in his shoe but doesn\u2019t have time to remove it. Oddly, the most glaring flaw is the lack of on-screen chemistry with co-star Jennifer Garner (Elektra), whom he would later marry and divorce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"If you\u2019re holding out for a (super) hero, then you are in luck. Today is National Superhero Day…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":923763,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[3935],"tags":[7096,77,258883,15576,3943,107039,16,15],"class_list":["post-923762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-movies","tag-dc-comics","tag-entertainment","tag-film-guides","tag-marvel-cinematic-universe","tag-movies","tag-superheroes","tag-uk","tag-united-kingdom"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@uk\/116481637708855138","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=923762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923762\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/923763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=923762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=923762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=923762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}