75 Times Complete Strangers On The Internet Came Totally Out Of NOWHERE With The Funniest Comment You Could Imagine

1.On five-star reviews:

Online coffin listing with a review saying, "No complaints from Grandpa."

Amazon

2.On photographers:

Social media post: Someone is searching for a newborn photographer. A commenter humorously notes that photographers are usually older than that

Facebook

3.On baking:

Cherry pie with a face-like appearance on the crust. Caption jokes about the pie "speaking" to the baker. Another user humorously comments to "stop listening."

4.On betrayal:

A Reddit post discusses betrayal with a humorous reply noting the physical pain of being stabbed

5.On forgiveness:

Social media post: @rapg1898 asks Jesus Christ for forgiveness, @No_Frills_Carnivore requests @rapg1898 to edit their comment. Image text: "JESUS PAID THE FINE."

YouTube

6.On new words:

A tweet from Cat Elgarrista reads, "we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous." Reply from derpaherpa says "Steven."

7.On grandpas:

Social media exchange: Tom claims his grandad fought two world wars; Bobo N1 points out the time discrepancy. Tom replies his grandad didn't fight

Twitter

8.On illegal activites:

Reddit post about illegal activities with $1. Top comment suggests using pennies in a sock as a weapon

9.On optical illusions:

Text-based puzzle asking for the first word seen, with letters "T" and "E" shown. Reactions and comments are visible beneath

Twitter

10.On jobs:

The image shows a humorous online post where someone replies to a discussion question about weird things seen in customers' houses with, "My wife."

11.On Australia:

Cow eating a snake in outback Australia, with a person's humorous comment questioning the food chain dynamics in Australia

Facebook

12.On the countries of the world:

World map highlighting countries. Comment asks what they have in common. Response says, "They are all red," referencing map color

13.On the vastness of space:

Screenshot of social media comments humorously estimating long distances using everyday items like football fields and washing machines

Tiktok

14.On engagements:

A hand with a simple ring and overlay text reading "I said YES!" Below, a TikTok comment says "YOU SAID yes" with many likes

TikTok

15.On car sales:

Image showing a futuristic, angular vehicle; underneath, a conversation where Billy asks if it's available, Morgan replies yes, and Billy responds "Not surprised."

Facebook

16.On showering:

Reddit post asking about strange shower habits; comment mentions eating watermelons without worry of sticky mess

17.On parachutes:

Illustration of a skydiver; humorous comment about fixing a parachute failure highlights its irony

YouTube

18.On good eats:

A plate with grayish food and pickles labeled "We eatin good tonight." Comment suggests altering the text by removing a letter for humor

19.On beautiful nature:

Two photos show a green matcha tiramisu with someone humorously commenting it looks like Greenland

20.On the first cooks:

Reddit post asks when humans started cooking. A humorous reply says they've been doing it since 1986

21.On palindromes:

Reddit post: "A word palindrome is not a palindrome." Comment: "The word popsicle is not a popsicle."

22.On traveling:

A woman with long hair is sitting in a car, holding the seatbelt. The tweet reads, "On my way to the airport… can u guess where I’m going?"

23.On holy water:

Social media post joke: "How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Facebook

24.On TV shows:

Meme with "Lost" TV show promo image. Text: "What TV show had a perfect pilot?" Response: "A perfect pilot would land the plane."

25.On uranium:

Reddit post joke exchange: Eating uranium question, "For the rest of your life" punchline; reply jokes about "atomic ache."

26.On drawing:

"How to Draw a Rose" meme shows steps for drawing a lettuce and rose, humorously interchanged with comments on drawing techniques

27.On driving:

Map showing a travel route across Russia for 149 hours at slow speed, compared to Vatican City driving time

28.On what rock bottom looks like:

A Reddit post with a meme showing a news headline about a Walmart self-checkout mistake ruining an Olympic athlete's career. The comments discuss related humorous experiences, including one about a bald spot

29.On metal marriages:

Megan Fox engagement ring meme showing images of a ring with sharp objects and comments: "Till death do us part" till sh*t do us fart I ain't getting that

TikTok

30.On wearing glasses:

Reddit post: "People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them." Top comment: "Hell, they even let us look at the answers."

31.On long nights:

Power outlet and phone charger cord attached to a wall, resting on the floor

32.On blankets:

A chainmail blanket made from aluminum welding wire is spread on a bed. Text discusses its cooling and weight properties for better sleep

33.On proof:

A Discord chat with a request for "concrete proof" followed by an image of "Concrete Proof" brand cement, suggesting a humorous response

34.On British delicacies:

Tweet about a takeaway order shows fries topped with black olives

35.On the journey to a cleaner world:

Tweet exchange about using pasta water for coffee. User tries it, another asks if it's good, original user replies "no."

36.On grades:

Tweet by albert (@albert12798) saying he's dropping out of college, showing a math problem with incorrect answer. Reply by matteo (@matteozq) asking how he got in, albert replies "door"

Makes sense.

37.On hair dye:

Bathtub filled with tinted water from hair dye; humorous comment notes someone's hair dye

38.On rappers:

Reddit post where a user dislikes rapper Lil Nas X, and another humorously responds about peanut butter cups, jokingly calling them "rappers."

39.On fine eats:

Tweet questioning what ruins a pizza, with a reply showing a slice on a paper plate labeled "poop."

40.On bus drivers:

Social media exchange: One user praises bus drivers for stopping, referring to "open their hole." Another user humorously questions "their what now?"

41.On Finland:

Snowy park scene in Finland with single benches; a Reddit comment humorously refers to them as "chairs."

42.On the Codys of the world:

Tweet pondering common elementary school name "Cody." Comment jokes about adult Codependency

43.On good meals:

X-ray images show hundreds of nails in a man's stomach. A comment below humorously asks who thought eating 500 nails wasn’t enough

Instagram

44.On language:

Social media post showing a water scene with grass, asking for its name in different languages. A comment humorously replies, "A photo."

45.On Bee Movie:

Reddit comment joking about "Bee Movie" seeming AI-generated, with a pun reply saying "Bee-zarre."

46.On goodbyes:

Reddit post with a user asking about sad airport goodbyes; comment mentions a marine parting with his dog, followed by a humorous reply asking the dog's destination

47.On spherical objects:

Person holding a heavy, round object suspected to be a cannonball, with discussions about its origin below

48.On fortunes:

A hand holds a fortune cookie broken open with no fortune inside. Another person comments below, "Unfortunate."

49.On popped corn:

Viral internet post humorously questions why microwaves have a popcorn button, while popcorn bags advise against using it

50.On rain:

Reddit conversation about Earth's rain history: It once rained for a million years, with comments on Earth's constant rain and visible satellite data

51.On bones:

Diagram of a human skeleton highlighting the femurs in red. A humorous comment below reads, "couldn't stand not having them."

52.On problem solving:

A meme of a person pointing to their head, with text: "Yesterday I saw a book called 'How to solve 50% of your problems' so I bought two books." Comment: "This would only solve 75% of your problems, though."

53.On true anger:

A man angrily carries a fridge outside after catching his partner cheating. The text humorously comments on his level of anger

54.On the Earth:

Text posts discussing whether Earth is designed for humans, highlighting that water and crabs dominate the environment

Somethin’ to think about.

55.On the UK:

Comment thread joke about British restrictions; reply humorously points out inaccuracies

56.On Mount Vesuvius:

A cat lies on its back with text overlay: "Why does she sleep like a victim of Pompeii?" Comments joke it's too soon and that some are still grieving

TikTok

57.On birds:

Twitter exchange showing someone claiming bird identification skills, then humorously confirming a bird's identity

58.On clothing:

A Reddit post asks about the longest time without wearing clothes; a humorous reply: "Bout 9 months."

59.On opinions:

Tweet exchange about changing views and having principles

Twitter

60.On third monitors:

Social media exchange joking about using more monitors and accidentally posting a comment in the wrong place, leading to confusion and humor

61.On absolutely devestating comebacks:

Social media exchange with a humorous comment wishing someone a centipede baby so they'd have to buy many shoes

Facebook

62.On uranium:

A search shows "A gram uranium is roughly 20 billion calories." Comments: "I would never need to eat again." Reply: "You wouldn’t. It’s true."

63.On bugs:

A flying bug indoors with text overlay reads: "I don't understand why bugs have to come inside when they got the whole outside."

64.On comforting dreams:

Text exchange about a surreal dream involving a dark office, a fish tank, and a voice, followed by a response saying, "Dude I think you went to hell."

65.On opportunity:

A van is filled with stacks of money. Text discusses a scenario of finding it after the driver had a heart attack. A comment humorously advises lifting safely

Facebook

66.On engingeers:

Image text: "Guys idk how much longer I can pretend to know what engineers do like I genuinely have no clue what engineering even means." Comment: "My dad is an engineer he just goes to work and comes back idk."

TikTok

67.On pets:

Reddit post: User asks about intelligent pet actions. A comment recounts a clever interaction with a cat mimicking its owner's actions

68.On making beats:

A conversation about making trap beats not sound medieval, suggesting removing lutes. Original poster disagrees

69.On sport mode:

Cat with ears raised, sitting on a chair, with social media post about "sport mode" ears. Caption humorously questions legality

YouTube

70.On Valentine’s Day:

Social media exchange: User says McDonald's cashier gave them extra cookies for Valentine's Day. Following question asks what they ordered; reply: two cookies