Following years of being pursued by organizers of Chicago’s Riot Fest, actor John Stamos has agreed to attend the three-day music festival – under certain caveats.
Stamos said a list of demands must be met, including “a local Chicago pizza restaurant must create a Greek-style pizza named after and in honor of John Stamos.”
Well, Giordano’s has stepped up to the plate.
Hey @JohnStamos
We promise…
✅ Not to make eye contact with your hair
✅ Applaud you saying “Riot Fart”
❌ We can’t get you a Gibson guitar full of hummus…
✅ But we can fill it with cheese 🧀🍕
✅ We named our Greek pizza after you, meet
The Stamos Supreme!@RiotFest pic.twitter.com/3OWhdOqAes— Giordano’s Pizza (@GiordanosPizza) August 14, 2025
The popular Chicago pizza establishment has created “the Stamos Supreme,” a pie topped with spinach, artichoke and feta cheese, according to a social media post.
Giordano’s stepping in takes a big item off the list, but others still need to be completed.
Here are the other demands:
- Riot Mike (founder of Riot Fest) must get a John Stamos tattoo.
- A John Stamos look-alike contest must be hosted by Riot Fest.
- John Stamos’ green room must be stocked with these items:
- – A body pillow of John Stamos
- – A nude painting of Bea Arthur
- – Unlimited hummus served in a Gibson guitar case
- The Riot Fest Twitter Person must give John Stamos a foot rub.
- A special John Stamos Riot Fest t-shirt must be designed and approved by John Stamos.
- No one is allowed to make eye contact with John Stamos’ hair.
- Whenever John Stamos says “Riot Fest,” he is allowed to say “Riot Fart.”
- John Stamos masks must be printed out for the crowd to wear.