Best Mocktail List: Monkey’s Tail
This Lindale Park haunt may be known for its Mexican-American bar bites, laidback patio and cool dive vibes, but Monkey’s Tail also crushes it when it comes to zero-proof sipping. The booze-free lineup is anything but boring, with sippers like the Viva Maracuya, a tropical mix of passion fruit, mango, lime and tiki spice; the Penichill’n, built with Lyre’s Highland Malt and smoky tea; and the Picka-Piña, a wild combo of pineapple, pickle brine, chamoy and tajin.
5802 Fulton
713-842-7188
monkeystailhou.com
This article appears in Jan 1 – Dec 31, 2025.
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