Well, here we are back in Minneapolis on a beautiful night for football. No, I’ve never watched the Huskers – or any one else – play in Huntington Bank Stadium, but my son Drew lives up here with his irritable cat, so I have visited him before. As for the Huskers, they have been more frequent visitors and have not left with a win since 2015, so let’s just add that to the shitty streak box which is already overflowing.
We won’t rehash all that here – let’s just say a Huskers victory will erase a great deal of negative history where the Golden Goofers are concerned. They appear to be a better team at this point in time and if they shake off a few more cobwebs of their recent tortured past, Husker hopes will continue to grow.
Let’s check the vibes and, oh yeah – Penn State; leave our coach alone you perverts!