{"id":1031196,"date":"2026-08-29T15:29:14","date_gmt":"2026-08-29T15:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/1031196\/"},"modified":"2026-08-29T15:29:14","modified_gmt":"2026-08-29T15:29:14","slug":"leopards-of-maga-apologies-to-warren-zevon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/1031196\/","title":{"rendered":"LEOPARDS OF MAGA (apologies to Warren Zevon)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, yesterday, I\u2019m browsing on Daily Kos, as I\u2019m want to do, and start reading the comments to a diary about Milo Yiannopoulos\u2019 arrest by ICE.  ThomasPaineEsq wrote a comment that said, \u201cI think I just saw a leopard walk by with a belly full of this guy\u2019s face\u201d, and my brain decided to read it to the tune of Warren Zevon\u2019s \u201cWerewolves of London\u201d.  <\/p>\n<p>So I\u2019ve done my own version of Werewolves of London called, \u201cLeopards of MAGA\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>As you read, keep in mind Warren Zevon is a genius and I am not.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to keep my version as close to Warren Zevon\u2019s as I could.  Here\u2019s a link to the lyrics. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Warren-zevon-werewolves-of-london-lyrics\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/genius.com\/Warren-zevon-werewolves-of-london-lyrics<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s Warren Zevon singing the song, to help you sing along, if you\u2019d like:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I saw a leopard with a list of countries in his hands<\/p>\n<p>Walking through Ocean Boulevard in the rain<\/p>\n<p>He was looking for a place to digest his latest face<\/p>\n<p>Maybe grab a bribe from the Prince of Bahrain<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>If you hear him growling around your farmhouse door<\/p>\n<p>Better not let him in<\/p>\n<p>Farmer paying tarriffs got their face chewed off<\/p>\n<p>Leopards of MAGA dining in<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s the hairy pawed cat who\u2019s worried he\u2019s getting fat<\/p>\n<p>From all the faces he\u2019s eaten<\/p>\n<p>Better stay away from him<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019ll eat your face off, Jim<\/p>\n<p>Maybe don\u2019t vote for a guy who likes mistreating<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>I saw Donald Trump walking with Natalie<\/p>\n<p>Training the Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>I saw Donald Trump Jr talking with Andrew Tate<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re running from the Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>I saw a leopard walking by with a belly full of Milo\u2019s face<\/p>\n<p>Leopard\u2019s teeth were perfect<\/p>\n<p>Ha!<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo! Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>Ah=Hoo! Leopards of MAGA<\/p>\n<p>Ah-Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>\tWe&#8217;ll get straight to the point: The financial hardships that Daily Kos is facing this year are tough.<\/p>\n<p>We continue to be paywall-free. We continue to be supported by our readers, not billionaires or corporations. But we need to bring in more revenue. We are leaning on our community more than ever to help make ends meet.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tPower matters.<\/p>\n<p class=\"newsletter-cta__text\">Sign up for our daily top stories newsletter so you don&#8217;t miss how it&#8217;s being used\u2014and what comes next.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"So, yesterday, I\u2019m browsing on Daily Kos, as I\u2019m want to do, and start reading the comments to&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1031197,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[27],"tags":[412472,412473,44950,145002,159,412474,67,132,68,412475,837],"class_list":["post-1031196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-wildlife","tag-leopardseatingfacesparty","tag-miloyiannopoulos","tag-parody","tag-recommended","tag-science","tag-songparody","tag-united-states","tag-unitedstates","tag-us","tag-warrenzevon","tag-wildlife"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031196\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1031197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}