{"id":1038527,"date":"2026-09-02T08:55:13","date_gmt":"2026-09-02T08:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/1038527\/"},"modified":"2026-09-02T08:55:13","modified_gmt":"2026-09-02T08:55:13","slug":"cowtown-killers-a-stand-up-stampede-thursday-night-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/1038527\/","title":{"rendered":"Cowtown Killers: A Stand-Up Stampede [THURSDAY Night Edition]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"lead\">Get ready for a stampede of laughs! Cowtown Killers brings together a powerhouse lineup of the funniest stand-up comics from Fort Worth and beyond. These are the rising stars and local legends who are tearing up stages and leaving audiences gasping for air.<\/p>\n<p>This is your prime-time dose of pure comedy sharp jokes, big energy, and nonstop fun. Grab your crew, grab a drink, and kick off your Friday night with a bang.<\/p>\n<p>Tickets are limited. Don&#8217;t miss this killer showcase.<\/p>\n<p>Get your tickets now and get ready to laugh!<\/p>\n<p>Ticket Levels<\/p>\n<p>GENERAL ADMISSION (GA)<\/p>\n<p>$15 per person<\/p>\n<p>Come for the laughs.<\/p>\n<p>GA Includes:<\/p>\n<p>General admission seating<\/p>\n<p>First come, first served seating<\/p>\n<p>Full access to the show<\/p>\n<p>18+ comedy club atmosphere with full bar &amp; food available<\/p>\n<p>No frills. Just a great comedy show.<\/p>\n<p>VIP TICKET<\/p>\n<p>$25 per person<\/p>\n<p>Upgrade your night.<\/p>\n<p>VIP Includes:<\/p>\n<p>Reserved VIP seating<\/p>\n<p>Better sightlines closer to the stage<\/p>\n<p>Priority seating before General Admission<\/p>\n<p>Faster service access<\/p>\n<p>Limited availability. Ideal for date night or small groups who want a better view.<\/p>\n<p>VIP TABLE EXPERIENCE (4 GUESTS)<\/p>\n<p>$148 per table<\/p>\n<p>(Seats 4 &#8211; price includes drinks)<\/p>\n<p>The best way to experience the show.<\/p>\n<p>VIP Table Includes:<\/p>\n<p>Reserved table seating for 4 guests<\/p>\n<p>Premium sightlines near the stage<\/p>\n<p>One complimentary drink per guest<\/p>\n<p>(Beer, wine, non-alcoholic drink, specialty cocktail, or well-mixed drink)<\/p>\n<p>Priority seating &amp; service<\/p>\n<p>Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or a night out with friends<\/p>\n<p>Extremely limited. This is the top-tier comedy club experience.<\/p>\n<p>Doors open at 7:00pm | Show starts at 7:30pm<\/p>\n<p>**2 Drink Minimum Per Person**<\/p>\n<p>The show is for 18+. Must present IDs at the door.<\/p>\n<p>The show runs for 90 minutes long.<\/p>\n<p>Garage Parking Options<\/p>\n<p>Available for parking on weekdays and weekends &#8211; check rates<\/p>\n<p>City Center Garage #2 &#8211; 400 Jones Street<\/p>\n<p>The Tower Garage &#8211; 400 Taylor Street<\/p>\n<p>Street Parking Options<\/p>\n<p>Downtown parking meters are free every night after 6pm and on weekends!<\/p>\n<p>Ticket Info<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 2 Drink Minimum per person<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 20% Gratuity added to your bill<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; First come, first serve GA and Preferred seating<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; There are no refunds<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; This event is 18 and up, valid ID required<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; If you don&#8217;t show up 20 MINUTES after the scheduled show time, you will forfeit your tickets<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No heckling or videos during the show, if you can&#8217;t play nicely you will be asked to leave<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; There is absolutely NO VIDEO RECORDING whatsoever<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No backpacks or other large bags allowed in venue<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No animals allowed in venue<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Make sure to have fun and be respectful during the show<\/p>\n<p>Grab your tickets before you are stuck wishing you had. 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