You\u2019ve seen it. A tale as old as time. A college football coach . stands on the sideline, the truth sinking in: he\u2019s lost the football game. After hours and hours of blood, sweat and tears it was all for naught. \u201cErk Russell\u2019s uncomfortably short nylon coaching shorts!!!\u201d you exclaim, \u201cWhat must that poor sucker be thinking???\u201d<\/p>\n
As usual, we have some thoughts. This, friends is Tennessee coach Josh Heupel after time expired in his team\u2019s 44-41 loss to the Georgia Bulldogs:<\/p>\n
What. Was. Josh. Heupel. Thinking?!?!?<\/p>\n
a) \u201cWish one of those kids would hit me just right with a mustard bottle and end the pain.\u201c<\/p>\n
b) \u201cStarting to think that voodoo lady in New Orleans was serious when she said \u2018you\u2019re going to spend the rest of your life being tormented by a man from Bainbridge, Georgia with a bad haircut and a visor.\u2018\u201d<\/p>\n
c) \u201c\u201cMy dad hasn\u2019t been this disappointed in me since I told him I didn\u2019t want to make propane my life\u2019s work.\u201d<\/p>\n
d) Could be worse, I bet Billy Napier is trying to figure out if he should even buy green bananas.\u201c<\/p>\n
e) \u201cSometimes, against some teams, it just ain\u2019t your decade.\u201d<\/p>\n
As always, we can\u2019t wait to hear your contributions in the comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"You\u2019ve seen it. A tale as old as time. A college football coach . stands on the sideline,…\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":225897,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[122186,1318,1317,1315,1316,44950,122185,62,67,132,68],"class_list":{"0":"post-225896","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-ncaa-football","8":"tag-and-general-chicanery","9":"tag-football","10":"tag-ncaa","11":"tag-ncaa-football","12":"tag-ncaafootball","13":"tag-parody","14":"tag-sarcasm","15":"tag-sports","16":"tag-united-states","17":"tag-unitedstates","18":"tag-us"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@us\/115202107923610945","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225896\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/225897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}