{"id":253164,"date":"2025-09-25T08:32:10","date_gmt":"2025-09-25T08:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/253164\/"},"modified":"2025-09-25T08:32:10","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T08:32:10","slug":"trump-terrorizes-fcc-chair-brendan-carr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/253164\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Terrorizes FCC Chair Brendan Carr"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tIn the fifth episode of \u201cSouth Park<\/a>\u201d Season 27, Kyle and his mother go to war with prediction market apps while Donald Trump<\/a> inadvertently terrorizes FCC chair Brendan Carr<\/a> while trying to kill his butt baby with Satan.<\/p>\n

\n\tSouth Park Elementary is once again engrossed in another fad. This time around, it\u2019s prediction market apps, which, according to Stan, are a form of \u201csocial platform betting. People can make any bet they want and users take them up on it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tCartman fills Kyle in on the hottest bets on campus, which include, \u201cWill the girls\u2019 soccer team win on Friday? Will there be a snow day this month? Will Kyle\u2019s mom strike Gaza and destroy a Palestinian hospital?\u201d Enraged, Kyle is quick to blame Cartman for the antisemitic wager, but Cartman claims he had nothing to do with it. Kyle storms off and vows to find whoever is responsible. His search leads him to Carr and the FCC. Upon hearing there is an \u201coffensive government app\u201d on the market, he rushes to the White House to warn Trump. <\/p>\n

\n\tMeanwhile, Trump is plotting how to get rid of his unborn butt baby with Satan so that he won\u2019t have to give up his extravagant lifestyle. However, every time he tries to lure his lover into a trap, a frantic Carr becomes the unintended target. <\/p>\n

\n\tFirst, Trump tries to use a rope and grease to make Satan fall down the stairs, but Carr is the one to take a nasty tumble. Trump then tries to give Satan a stew laced with Plan B. However, Satan doesn\u2019t like carrots, leaving Carr to slurp down the poisoned dish. Finally, Trump tries to infect Satan with toxoplasmosis by dumping pounds of kitty litter on him. However, Carr stumbles into the elaborate trap, landing him in the hospital. <\/p>\n

\n\tWhen visiting Carr in the ICU, JD Vance asks the doctor about Carr\u2019s condition, and the physician replies, \u201cHis bones are healing, so he may regain full range of motion. But if the toxoplasmosis parasite gets to his brain, I\u2019m afraid he may lose his freedom of speech.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tVance is delighted to hear Carr is in critical condition. He wants anyone out of the way who could take his place as next in line to the presidency. Threatening Carr to keep his interference to a minimum, Vance tells him, \u201cWe can do this the easy way or the hard way.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tBack in South Park, Kyle\u2019s mom is determined to find out who created the bet on whether or not she will attack Gaza. The search takes her to Israel, where she confronts Benjamin Netanyahu about the Palestinian conflict. <\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cThere you are, Mr. Netanyahu,\u201d Kyle\u2019s mom yells. \u201cJust who do you think you are, killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it\u2019s some shield from criticism?\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tHours before fans were expecting the initial release of episode 5 on Sept. 17, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone took to X to announce that the latest \u201cSouth Park\u201d installment was not ready for release<\/a>, and had to be pushed a week to Sept. 24.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cApparently when you do everything at the last minute sometimes you don\u2019t get it done,\u201d they said. \u201cThis one\u2019s on us. We didn\u2019t get it done in time. Thanks to Comedy Central and \u2018South Park\u2019 fans for being so understanding. Tune in next week!\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tThe last new episode<\/a>, released on Sept. 3, took a slight detour from politics to cover another ubiquitous chapter in our current cultural zeitgeist: Labubus. However, fans still got a bombshell update in Donald Trump\u2019s relationship with his Satanic lover. While South Park Elementary\u2019s student body obsessed over the red-hot Chinese accessory, Fox News was desperate to find out if Trump was \u201cfucking Satan.\u201d Their relentless pursuit led them to the revelation that Trump was, in fact, \u201cfucking Satan,\u201d and that there is a baby on the way as a result.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cYou think I don\u2019t want to leave? I am bound to him!\u201d Satan tells a gaggle of reporters. \u201cI want to leave him, but I can\u2019t because I\u2019m pregnant. I am forced to stay in this situation for several more years.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cSouth Park\u201d also made headlines last week after it pulled Season 27\u2019s second episode<\/a> from Comedy Central\u2019s schedule. The episode, titled \u201cGot a Nut,\u201d parodied Charlie Kirk and his public debate forum, and was removed in the wake of the young conservative activist\u2019s death. While it will no longer be aired on Comedy Central, it is still available to stream on Paramount+.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"In the fifth episode of \u201cSouth Park\u201d Season 27, Kyle and his mother go to war with prediction…\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":253165,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[51396,69,171,27590,67,132,68],"class_list":{"0":"post-253164","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment","8":"tag-brendan-carr","9":"tag-donald-trump","10":"tag-entertainment","11":"tag-south-park","12":"tag-united-states","13":"tag-unitedstates","14":"tag-us"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@us\/115264011911683214","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253164\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/253165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}