{"id":350189,"date":"2025-11-02T11:23:18","date_gmt":"2025-11-02T11:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/350189\/"},"modified":"2025-11-02T11:23:18","modified_gmt":"2025-11-02T11:23:18","slug":"miles-teller-on-saturday-night-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/350189\/","title":{"rendered":"Miles Teller on ‘Saturday Night Live’"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Host Miles Teller<\/a> portrayed both Jonathan and Drew Scott \u2014 the Property Brothers from the show of the same name \u2014 as the twins showed up at the White House to help Donald Trump remodel the structure on \u201cSaturday Night Live<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tAmericans have been aghast at watching Trump demolish the East Wing to build a ballroom, and the skit managed to work in ICE, the movie theater demolition, Melania\u2019s decorating style and Trump\u2019s thirst for a third term. <\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cThis week, we\u2019re taking on our biggest challenge yet \u2014 building the new White House ballroom,\u201d announced Teller. \u201cDonald and Melania moved into this house nine years ago. They were evicted for four years, but they moved back in. Donald has a strong eye for interior design.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cI put these gold urns everywhere,\u201d said James Austin Johnson as Trump. <\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cLike a hundred in every room. That makes me happy. It\u2019s very important to be happy these days. Really dark stuff happening in the world. Some of it is me. And here\u2019s a crown I just got from my trip to Asia. Nothing says democracy like a crown, right?,\u201d Johnson\u2019s Trump said. <\/p>\n

\n\tTeller then takes a tour of the White House with the Trumps, commenting on Melania\u2019s taste. \u201cShe\u2019s got a style all her own. I love these Halloween decorations you put up.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cThose are for Christmas,\u201d deadpanned Melania, played by Chloe Fineman.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cThe Trumps have already made a few subtle changes to the house,\u201d Teller explained.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cDonald put a painting of himself as a soldier from \u2018Halo,’\u201d Melania pointed out.<\/p>\n

\n\tMelania explained that the remodeling is taking place because the house is \u201conly 55,000 square feet\u201d and they need a ballroom, because \u201cDonald, he loves to dance.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cI\u2019m a terrific dancer. Terrific dancer. Just ask your eyes. Right?,\u201d said Trump.<\/p>\n

\n\tThe Property Brothers said they asked Donald what his budget was and he said, \u201cBetween $350 million and infinity.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tTrump then told the brothers he wants to construct a ring for MMA fights and proposes hosting \u201cbum fights.\u201d <\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cOfficial ones but also casual fights in the backyard, you know what I\u2019m talking about? Two mentally ill guys just whaling on each other. Do bum fights again. Remember bum fights? We love bum fights!,\u201d Trump exclaimed.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cIt will be ready just in time for my third term. We want this to be our forever home. Because we\u2019re not leaving. We\u2019re going to be doing something called coup,\u201d Trump added. <\/p>\n

\n\tAs they end their White House tour, Teller said, \u201cI guess the only thing left is the payment for the construction.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cAren\u2019t you guys from Canada?\u201d Trump asked before yelling \u201cICE!\u201d as agents stormed the room. \u201cThere goes ICE. We like them. Spooky, very spooky. It\u2019s a very spooky secret police thing.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201c\u2018The Property Brothers.\u2019 Only on HGTV and Truth Social,\u201d the announcer concluded.<\/p>\n

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