{"id":371358,"date":"2025-11-11T10:53:12","date_gmt":"2025-11-11T10:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/371358\/"},"modified":"2025-11-11T10:53:12","modified_gmt":"2025-11-11T10:53:12","slug":"best-of-houston-2025-best-mocktail-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/371358\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Of Houston\u00ae 2025: Best Mocktail List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Best Mocktail List: Monkey\u2019s Tail<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This Lindale Park haunt may be known for its Mexican-American bar bites, laidback patio and cool dive vibes, but Monkey\u2019s Tail also crushes it when it comes to zero-proof sipping. The booze-free lineup is anything but boring, with sippers like the Viva Maracuya, a tropical mix of passion fruit, mango, lime and tiki spice; the Penichill\u2019n, built with Lyre\u2019s Highland Malt and smoky tea; and the Picka-Pi\u00f1a, a wild combo of pineapple, pickle brine, chamoy and tajin.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Monkey%E2%80%99s+Tail\/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x8640b971e853cac3:0xc87d6c7ede13a52d?sa=X&amp;ved=1t:242&amp;ictx=111\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">5802 Fulton<\/a> <br \/>713-842-7188<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/monkeystailhou.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">monkeystailhou.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"collection-link has-small-font-size\">This article appears in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.houstonpress.com\/?post_type=newspack_collection&amp;p=390334\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jan 1 \u2013 Dec 31, 2025<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tRelated\n<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.houstonpress.com\/author\/houston-press\/\" rel=\"author noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Avatar photo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Brownie_Houston-80x80.jpg\"  class=\"avatar avatar-80 photo\" height=\"80\" width=\"80\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tThe Houston Press is a nationally award-winning, 34-year-old publication ruled by endless curiosity, a certain amount of irreverence, the desire to get to the truth and to point out the absurd as well&#8230;\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"author-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.houstonpress.com\/author\/houston-press\/\" rel=\"author noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMore by Houston Press\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Best Mocktail List: Monkey\u2019s Tail This Lindale Park haunt may be known for its Mexican-American bar bites, laidback&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":371359,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5130],"tags":[12730,4345,36006,358,7453,3187],"class_list":{"0":"post-371358","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-houston","8":"tag-homepage","9":"tag-houston","10":"tag-houston-restaurants","11":"tag-texas","12":"tag-top-story","13":"tag-tx"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@us\/115530695469059328","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371358\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/371359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}