Warning: Spoilers and NSFW content ahead!<\/p>\n
\u201cSouth Park<\/a>\u201d celebrated Thanksgiving early on Wednesday by roasting Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth<\/a> with a musical parody of Kenny Loggins\u2019 1986 hit \u201cDanger Zone.\u201d<\/p>\n After Hegseth demanded the release of tech billionaire Peter Thiel from the local jail \u2015 only to get his ass kicked to the curb \u2015 t<\/strong>he defense secretary attacked the \u201cwoke liberal town that is actually defying our government\u201d in an over-the-top video for the \u201cDepartment of War.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I\u2019m all out of ass!\u201d said the animated Hegseth.<\/p>\n Although Trump urged him not to make a bunch of social media content in South Park, Hegseth defied those orders by using military resources for clicks to take down what he called an \u201cAntifa uprising.\u201d (In reality, the town\u2019s residents were running in the annual Turkey Trot, now sponsored by Saudi Arabia.)<\/p>\n After Hegseth and the military tear-gassed the runners, the defense secretary dropped down to the streets via helicopter as the \u201cDanger Zone\u201d parody played.<\/p>\n \u201cPete Hegseth is a fucking douche! Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche!\u201d the song began. In real life \u2015 and much to Loggins\u2019 displeasure<\/a> \u2015 Trump used<\/a> the \u201cTop Gun\u201d tune in his AI-generated, poop-dumping post.<\/p>\n