{"id":424074,"date":"2025-12-04T12:33:12","date_gmt":"2025-12-04T12:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/424074\/"},"modified":"2025-12-04T12:33:12","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T12:33:12","slug":"jimmy-fallon-mocks-trumps-melania-ballroom-admission","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/424074\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Fallon Mocks Trump&#8217;s Melania Ballroom Admission"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMust be really loud because she lives 200 miles away,\u201d Fallon <a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/melania-trump-white-house-stay-report_n_681c67e1e4b0794c7c968eb6\" target=\"_blank\" role=\"link\" class=\" js-entry-link cet-internal-link\" data-vars-item-name=\"zinged\" data-vars-item-type=\"text\" data-vars-unit-name=\"69316374e4b0cee4438295c7\" data-vars-unit-type=\"buzz_body\" data-vars-target-content-id=\"681c67e1e4b0794c7c968eb6\" data-vars-target-content-type=\"buzz\" data-vars-type=\"web_internal_link\" data-vars-subunit-name=\"article_body\" data-vars-subunit-type=\"component\" data-vars-position-in-subunit=\"1\" rel=\"noopener\">zinged<\/a>, before joking that FLOTUS is apparently \u201cso mad, she stopped speaking to Trump nine years ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fallon suggested the president himself likely \u201crarely hears the noise\u201d since he\u2019s either hearing the hum of a tanning bed or an MRI machine.<\/p>\n<p>He then mocked Trump\u2019s recent apparent sleepy time during a Cabinet meeting.<\/p>\n<p>The \u201cconstruction noise is brutal but the only thing keeping him awake,\u201d he cracked.<\/p>\n<p>Watch Fallon\u2019s full monologue here:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cMust be really loud because she lives 200 miles away,\u201d Fallon zinged, before joking that FLOTUS is apparently&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":424075,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[69,171,1029,13754,173,67,132,68],"class_list":{"0":"post-424074","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tv","8":"tag-donald-trump","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-jimmy-fallon","11":"tag-melania-trump","12":"tag-tv","13":"tag-united-states","14":"tag-unitedstates","15":"tag-us"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@us\/115661321270404063","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424074\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/424075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}