{"id":42848,"date":"2025-07-06T07:55:09","date_gmt":"2025-07-06T07:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/42848\/"},"modified":"2025-07-06T07:55:09","modified_gmt":"2025-07-06T07:55:09","slug":"mark-zuckerberg-spent-the-fourth-of-july-wakeboarding-in-a-bald-eagle-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/42848\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Zuckerberg Spent The Fourth Of July Wakeboarding In A Bald Eagle Costume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Facebook founder was having himself a time on the Fourth of July<\/p>\n<p><strong>Published<\/strong>July 5, 2025 9:51 PM EDT\u2022<strong>Updated<\/strong>July 5, 2025 9:51 PM EDT<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"fb\">Facebook<\/li>\n<li class=\"tw\">Twitter<\/li>\n<li class=\"email\">Email<\/li>\n<li class=\"link\">Copy Link<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I hope you had a nice Fourth of July. I know I did. I&#8217;m not sure what you did, but I feel confident saying that whatever you did, it wasn&#8217;t quite like Facebook founder and Meta boss <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/category\/mark-zuckerberg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Mark Zuckerberg&#8217;s<\/a> Independence Day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Now, of course, you might be thinking: &#8220;Well, duh, Matt; you handsome devil, you. Of course, my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/category\/fourth-of-july\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Fourth of July<\/a> wasn&#8217;t quite like a billionaire&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Fair point (thanks for the compliment, by the way) but Zuck&#8217;s Fourth could be accomplished pretty easily.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">All you need is a boat (or a buddy with a boat) and an inflatable bald eagle costume.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Zuck hit the lake in full bald eagle regalia while wakeboarding \u2014 or is that wake surfing? Not sure, and don&#8217;t really care \u2014 to the theme song from the fantastic comedy Team America: World Police, which contains some profanity, so if you&#8217;re going to watch it in a doctor&#8217;s waiting room or a funeral, maybe turn the volume down or grab some earbuds.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">&#8220;F&#8211;k yeah,&#8221; indeed!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I haven&#8217;t seen him this excited since he <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/culture\/mark-zuckerberg-caught-looking-lauren-sanchez-boobs-during-donald-trump-inauguration\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">snuck a peek at Lauren Sanchez<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Speaking of which, I&#8217;m curious about where he got that costume though. Spirit Halloween stores aren&#8217;t open yet, Party City has gone belly up, and I&#8217;m not sure even Zuckerberg would want to wear a used inflatable eagle costume he bought off of Facebook Marketplace.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">So\u2026 did we just catch Zuck getting high on Old Man Bezos&#8217; supply again?!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">The guy might be a Prime Member.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I love seeing people get excited about the Fourth of July, and maybe this is the kind of thing Zuck does every year, but I feel like having Trump back in office may have gotten him and a lot of other people fired up and throwing on some Old Navy patriotic t-shirts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Sure, there were plenty of whiners bah humbug-ing the Fourth of July, but that&#8217;s only because they&#8217;re so far up their own political asses they&#8217;ve forgotten the true meaning of Independence.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Freedom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">And if you want to celebrate by wake surfing in an inflatable eagle costume, God bless you, you live in America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The Facebook founder was having himself a time on the Fourth of July PublishedJuly 5, 2025 9:51 PM&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":42849,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[185,171,67,132,68],"class_list":{"0":"post-42848","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"tag-celebrities","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-united-states","11":"tag-unitedstates","12":"tag-us"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@us\/114805219517509192","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42848\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}