20 People Who I Know For A FACT Completely Regret Literally Every Single Decision They Made Last Week<\/p>\n
1.<\/p>\n
The person whose exams look absolutely delicious:<\/p>\n
2.<\/p>\n
The person whose keys look like they’d go great in a pie:<\/p>\n
3.<\/p>\n
The person whose lettuce is an affront to all things leafy and green:<\/p>\n
4.<\/p>\n
The perosn who learned a little too much info about their grand pa pa:<\/p>\n
5.<\/p>\n
The person whose cardigan shall neither card nor gan no more:<\/p>\n
6.<\/p>\n
The person who just got hit by a drive-by slow cooking:<\/p>\n
7.<\/p>\n
The person who just created this winter’s hottest haircut:<\/p>\n
8.<\/p>\n
The person whose shirt got EXTRA ironed:<\/p>\n
9.<\/p>\n
The person whose tire basically just got shot:<\/p>\n
10.<\/p>\n
The person whose muffin was fortunately wearing proper protection:<\/p>\n
11.<\/p>\n
The person who might have left the turkey in a minute too long:<\/p>\n
12.<\/p>\n
The person who is going to have to pull some Olympic-level gymanastics to get into their car:<\/p>\n
13.<\/p>\n
The person whose brussel sprouts were never meant to be:<\/p>\n
14.<\/p>\n
The person who probably hates winter more than me or you:<\/p>\n
15.<\/p>\n
The person whose french toast was baked with love… and paper:<\/p>\n
16.<\/p>\n
The person whose stew got a little extra protein in it:<\/p>\n
17.<\/p>\n
The person who got betrayed by the flashlight they trusted the most:<\/p>\n
18.<\/p>\n
The person whose cabinet went kaboom:<\/p>\n
19.<\/p>\n
The person who will never trust jelly the same again:<\/p>\n
20.<\/p>\n
And the person whose ice cream is absolutely RUINED:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"20 People Who I Know For A FACT Completely Regret Literally Every Single Decision They Made Last Week…\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":431189,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[64,2095,67,132,68],"class_list":{"0":"post-431188","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-business","8":"tag-business","9":"tag-evergreen","10":"tag-united-states","11":"tag-unitedstates","12":"tag-us"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431188\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/431189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}