Oh\u00a0those poor leopards, their face-only diet is too rich for their digestion\u00a0and they are starting to get the hippy-hippy shakes. So many faces! So few vegetables! Pass the Ozempic, please.<\/p>\n
Seriously, we are living in the Golden Age of Gaslighting. The Ragnar\u00f6k of Regret. \u201cHe told us he wouldn\u2019t touch Medicare!\u201d \u201cSmaller government wasn\u2019t supposed to nuke MY job!\u201d\u00a0“I thought he was going deport criminals… not every Hispanic looking person!” That leopard is never going to fit into a swimsuit again.<\/p>\n
And pardon me for saying so, but his pardons\u2026\u00a0OMG. If I were a hedge fund manager, at this point I would just steal all the money, slide a million to the White House via some poxy proxy, and wait for forgiveness. Just remember to save the receipt. And all those law-and-order himbos, faceless now, who looked to the convicted fraudster and rapist to restore justice to The Land of the Bought? They\u2019re looking a little flushed, as in down the golden toilet with their civil rights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Oh\u00a0those poor leopards, their face-only diet is too rich for their digestion\u00a0and they are starting to get the…\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":436526,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[159,67,132,68,837],"class_list":{"0":"post-436525","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-wildlife","8":"tag-science","9":"tag-united-states","10":"tag-unitedstates","11":"tag-us","12":"tag-wildlife"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=436525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436525\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/436526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=436525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=436525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=436525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}