{"id":447112,"date":"2025-12-14T19:56:10","date_gmt":"2025-12-14T19:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/447112\/"},"modified":"2025-12-14T19:56:10","modified_gmt":"2025-12-14T19:56:10","slug":"he-did-something-unspeakable-to-me-in-bed-i-did-not-agree-to-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/447112\/","title":{"rendered":"He did something unspeakable to me in bed. I did not agree to that."},"content":{"rendered":"

How to Do It is Slate\u2019s sex advice column.\u00a0Have a question?\u00a0<\/strong>Send it to Stoya and Rich here.<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0It\u2019s anonymous!<\/p>\n

Dear How to Do it,<\/strong><\/p>\n

My husband recently surprised me with something unexpected when we were in bed.\u00a0We had just finished having sex when he stood up and gave me a golden shower.\u00a0I was shocked and disgusted and fled the room.\u00a0After I had washed off, I angrily demanded to know why the hell he would do such a thing.\u00a0He said he had been fantasizing about it for more than a year and needed to \u201cget it out of his system.\u201d I\u2019m not sure if I can trust him again and we haven\u2019t had sex or slept in the same room since.\u00a0Is it worth trying to save my marriage?<\/p>\n

\u2014Pissed Off<\/p>\n

Dear Pissed Off,<\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s worth doing what you\u2019re doing now\u2014refusing sex and sleeping in separate rooms\u2014while you sort out your feelings. Sometimes, it\u2019s unfair to judge people based on their worst behavior; at other times, the worst behavior is so scarring that it ends up defining the relationship for us, like it or not. Now is the time to take stock. Is the relationship otherwise loving, with open communication and a strong sense of equality\/both partners\u2019 needs being met? Or was this a leak from a torrent of domineering behavior that disregards your ability to consent in favor of his comfort\/pleasure? That is, is this plausibly a one-time thing, or part of a pattern?<\/p>\n

His peeing on you without discussing it with you first was not OK. Though there are plenty of piss enthusiasts out there, many people are disgusted by the notion for good reasons: Most of us are taught from an early age that such waste is dirty and should be avoided at all costs. As with any kink or fetish, though, regardless of the cultural associations around it, it should have been discussed ahead of time and you should have been given the opportunity to voice your disinterest. You had no reason to expect that your husband would do this, especially because you were still in bed. Those who are into piss tend to arrange for such play to be carried out in a manner that is easy to clean after\u2014they may love it, but they typically don\u2019t want to live in the smell of it. This may involve doing it in the shower\/bathtub or putting special sheets on the bed that contain the liquid without absorbing it. There was an overall lack of consideration on your husband\u2019s part by not discussing his interest with you ahead of time and by then pissing in the bed you sleep in. It\u2019s \u201cout of his system,\u201d fine\u2014just make sure that\u2019s true and make clear that these kinds of surprises are not welcome. If you have a hard time moving forward, you may want to enlist the help of a counselor.<\/p>\n

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Dear How to Do It,<\/strong><\/p>\n

I am pretty happy in my marriage of over 30 years.\u00a0My question is how to deal with the fact that my husband loves to have sex early in the morning and before we go to sleep. I wouldn\u2019t mind but, our sex is hindered by the fact that it\u2019s hard for my husband to maintain an erection.\u00a0If he takes a pill, it will get hard but he says it gives him headaches. I hate to say this, but without the pill, his penis is either half hard or gives out in the middle of us making love\u2014so I am very seldom satisfied. Afterward, he just goes to sleep. He thinks it\u2019s great. I don\u2019t want to hurt his feelings. It\u2019s funny because I used to be the one with a low sex drive, but now I want more sex! How can I make this better?<\/p>\n

\u2014Somebody Tell Me What to Say<\/p>\n

Dear Somebody Tell Me What to Say,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Definitely prioritize not hurting your husband\u2019s feelings. This does not mean letting him off the hook for not being a thoroughly considerate partner, but you want to communicate so that he can hear you. I think first, you must determine what it is that you want. You are \u201cdealing\u201d with your husband\u2019s penchant for early morning and late night sex. What would be better for you? Figure it out and ask for it. You\u2019ve been doing it his way as a matter of default\u2014that has bought you leverage. \u201cI think it would be really hot if we \u2026\u201d is a positive way to frame this as a potentially pleasurable experience for both of you.<\/p>\n

Other people\u2019s erections are, uh, hard to manage. He\u2019s talked about getting a headache from pills before, so maybe that\u2019s your way in. I don\u2019t know how extensively he\u2019s sampled the different PDE5 inhibitors on the market, but sometimes people tolerate them differently. So if sildenafil (Viagra) gave him a headache, he may want to try tadalafil (Cialis) and\/or vardenafil (Levitra) to see if he has better results. He could also try a cock ring. This is a delicate topic and you should handle it as sensitively as possible. It is fair for you to want a more reliable dick, but in attempting to achieve that, don\u2019t insult him. You might ask him if he\u2019s satisfied with his erection quality. If he\u2019s not, there\u2019s an in, too.<\/p>\n

Say he has no designs to do anything about the erections that underwhelm you. Are there other means of getting off that would suit you? If so, request them: oral, manual, toys, etc. You have every right to ask him to help you orgasm before he turns over and falls asleep. You can say something like, \u201cI\u2019m happy that you find our sex so satisfying\u2014can you help me get off, too?\u201d And then tell him how you want him to do that. Be specific.<\/p>\n

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Dear How to Do It,<\/strong><\/p>\n

I am a newly married gay man, and I thought my husband and I were going to be spending Christmas with my sister and her family. Except, she just added a condition that has me wondering whether to speak to her ever again.<\/p>\n

She and her husband have a son who just turned 3, and she said that she wants my husband and me to sleep in separate bedrooms while we stay over.\u00a0Her claim is that he\u2019s \u201ctoo young to understand\u201d why we would be sharing a room.\u00a0My brother and his wife have stayed over at their place before, and when I asked him, he said they have never been faced with this sort of request (luckily he\u2019s on my side).\u00a0I have a suspicion that my sister\u2019s husband is behind this, as he\u2019s very Catholic.\u00a0 This feels like a slap in the face to put it mildly.\u00a0Is it worth reconsidering our relationship?<\/p>\n

\u2014I Thought I Had a Supportive Sister<\/p>\n

Dear I Thought I Had a Supportive Sister,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Your sister\u2019s condition is rude and discriminatory. I think it is also based on a fallacy. Her son is not too young to understand why you\u2019d be sleeping in the same room. If he notices at all, which is unlikely as he is 3 and still exists mostly in his own head, all his parents would have to say to him is that his uncle is staying in the same room as another man because they are married. Unless a huge deal is made about something like this, kids tend to roll with the punches. Some uncles marry women, others marry men, still others marry people who don\u2019t fit neatly into either category. Some never get married. Easy. If for some reason, this isn\u2019t easy, there are several picture books made for kids that explain LGBTQ+ identities\u2014here\u2019s a big list of them<\/a>. Gay people are a part of the world this kid lives in, and shielding it from him is an exercise in futility. In fact, your presence in his life and household gives his parents the opportunity to explain that some people are gay, which may be different than what he is used to, but makes you no less worthy of familial bonds and love. That your sister and her husband seem to want to bury this truth is very disappointing.<\/p>\n

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    I don\u2019t know if this is worth completely burning a bridge, though. There\u2019s a middle ground to explore where you refuse discriminatory boarding terms but keep your sister in your life. It seems like this is the first time you\u2019ve come up against something so overtly steeped in homophobia from this family member\u2014you haven\u2019t yet pushed back nor seen her reaction to the pushback. I don\u2019t think you should tolerate sustained bigotry, but I also know that sisters are hard to come by and it\u2019s worth finding a solution to keep family members in your life. It\u2019s not always possible, but you should at least try.<\/p>\n

    I would tell her that you and your husband will not be sleeping in separate rooms, nor should you have to change your way of life for the sake of a 3-year-old. (Incidentally, I have no time for people who talk about how queerness risks confusing children. To be a child is to be in a state of perpetual confusion, and as detailed above, this one\u2019s particularly easy to clear up.) But you could get a hotel\/Airbnb nearby so that you can spend time with your family during the holidays. This way you don\u2019t have to compromise your marriage or your holiday plans.<\/p>\n

    \u2014Rich<\/p>\n

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