{"id":454348,"date":"2025-12-17T23:54:11","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T23:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/454348\/"},"modified":"2025-12-17T23:54:11","modified_gmt":"2025-12-17T23:54:11","slug":"cowtown-killers-a-stand-up-stampede-friday-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/454348\/","title":{"rendered":"Cowtown Killers: A Stand-Up Stampede [Friday Edition]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"lead\">Get ready for a stampede of laughs! Cowtown Killers brings together a powerhouse lineup of the funniest stand-up comics from Fort Worth and beyond. These are the rising stars and local legends who are tearing up stages and leaving audiences gasping for air.<\/p>\n<p>This is your prime-time dose of pure comedy sharp jokes, big energy, and nonstop fun. Grab your crew, grab a drink, and kick off your Friday night with a bang.<\/p>\n<p>Tickets are limited. Don&#8217;t miss this killer showcase.<\/p>\n<p>Get your tickets now and get ready to laugh!<\/p>\n<p>Doors open at 7pm | Show starts at 8pm<\/p>\n<p>**2 Drink Minimum Per Person**<\/p>\n<p>The show is for 18+. Must present IDs at the door.<\/p>\n<p>The show runs for 90 minutes long.<\/p>\n<p>Garage Parking Options<\/p>\n<p>City Center Garage #2 &#8211; 400 Jones Street<\/p>\n<p>Free on weekdays (6 PM &#8211; 3 AM) &amp; weekends Friday 6 PM &#8211; Monday at 3 AM)<\/p>\n<p>The Tower Garage &#8211; 400 Taylor Street<\/p>\n<p>Free on weekdays (6 PM &#8211; 3 AM) &amp; weekends Friday 6 PM &#8211; Monday at 3 AM)<\/p>\n<p>Street Parking Options<\/p>\n<p>Downtown parking meters are free every night after 6pm and on weekends!<\/p>\n<p>Ticket Info<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 2 Drink Minimum per person<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 20% Gratiuty added to your bill<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; First come, first serve GA and Preferred seating<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; There are no refunds<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; This event is 18 and up, valid ID required<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; If you don&#8217;t show up 20 MINUTES after the scheduled show time, you will forfeit your tickets<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No heckling or videos during the show, if you can&#8217;t play nicely you will be asked to leave<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; There is absolutely NO VIDEO RECORDING whatsoever<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No backpacks or other large bags allowed in venue<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No animals allowed in venue<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Make sure to have fun and be respectful during the show<\/p>\n<p>Grab your tickets before you are stuck wishing you had. Get them now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Get ready for a stampede of laughs! Cowtown Killers brings together a powerhouse lineup of the funniest stand-up&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":454349,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5138],"tags":[5229,2105,7371,7372,358,3187,67,586,132,5230,68,2969],"class_list":{"0":"post-454348","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-fort-worth","8":"tag-america","9":"tag-food-and-drink","10":"tag-fort-worth","11":"tag-fortworth","12":"tag-texas","13":"tag-tx","14":"tag-united-states","15":"tag-united-states-of-america","16":"tag-unitedstates","17":"tag-unitedstatesofamerica","18":"tag-us","19":"tag-usa"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@us\/115737611246721182","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454348\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/454349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}