{"id":514364,"date":"2026-01-14T01:12:10","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T01:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/514364\/"},"modified":"2026-01-14T01:12:10","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T01:12:10","slug":"nikki-glaser-reveals-what-jokes-didnt-make-the-golden-globes-monologue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/514364\/","title":{"rendered":"Nikki Glaser Reveals What Jokes Didn&#8217;t Make The Golden Globes Monologue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/tag\/golden-globes\/\" id=\"auto-tag_golden-globes\" data-tag=\"golden-globes\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Golden Globes<\/a> host <a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/tag\/nikki-glaser\/\" id=\"auto-tag_nikki-glaser\" data-tag=\"nikki-glaser\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Nikki Glaser<\/a> appeared on SiriusXM\u2019s The <a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/tag\/howard-stern\/\" id=\"auto-tag_howard-stern\" data-tag=\"howard-stern\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Howard Stern<\/a> Show this morning and shared what jokes she cut from her opening monologue Sunday.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tHere\u2019s one: \u201cYou know, people just aren\u2019t going to the theaters to see things and if you don\u2019t believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14.\u201d <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tAnd: \u201cYou know, everyone\u2019s concerned about AI. Tilly Norwood is the first star to be completely generated by AI and somehow has still been sexually assaulted by three different studio execs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tWatch the video clips below.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tGlaser, who said she calls the roster of cut jokes her \u201cStern File,\u201d had a bunch of jabs at celebrities that didn\u2019t make the final cut. Such as:<\/p>\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/tag\/sean-penn\/\" id=\"auto-tag_sean-penn\" data-tag=\"sean-penn\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Sean Penn<\/a> is nominated tonight, I\u2019m assuming for best neck veins?\u201d <\/li>\n<li>\u201cSean Penn is here looking like the defiant last tree standing in a rainforest.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>Leonardo DiCaprio \u201calways looks like he\u2019s squinting. Leo, why are you always squinting? I mean, I assume it\u2019s to read your girlfriend\u2019s ID. Just making sure that the year starts with a two.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>\u201cAmy Poehler is here for her podcast Good Hang, which is what Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet says after sex.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cJulia Roberts is nominated for After The Hunt. I don\u2019t know what it\u2019s about, but I\u2019m assuming the hunt was to find someone who\u2019s seen it?\u201d <\/li>\n<li>\u201cJonathan Bailey is here. Jonathan is the first openly gay man to be named the Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine, and at first I was like, \u2018Do we really need to say openly?\u2019 and then I looked at a list of past winners and I was like, \u2018Oh yeah, we do.&#8217;\u201d <\/li>\n<li>\u201cJeff Goldblum is here tonight, not because he is nominated just because they were shooting an ad for Apartments.com down the street and he just kind of wandered in. Jeff doing ads for Apartments.com is hilarious. You haven\u2019t lived in apartments since you were a fly.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>\u201cOne Battle After Another had so many incredible performances. Chase Infinity is nominated for Best Actress tonight and Chase Infinity is her real name, and this is true. If you apply now, you can earn 5% cash back on all travel booked through her through the end of the year, so get on that. It is a great deal.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>\u201cChase Infiniti Payne is actually her real name. Chase Infiniti Payne, which is also how Sean Penn gets an erection. He chases infinity pain.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>\u201cBrad Pitt is nominated for his role in F1 tonight. See, that\u2019s what I love about Hollywood. When a man turns 60, he gets to play a race car driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is tired mom who hates her life.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>\u201cPluribus is nominated. Did you guys know that Pluribus is Latin for I haven\u2019t seen it?\u201d <\/li>\n<li>Glaser said David Spade gave her this joke: \u201cI just saw Sean Penn and maybe he\u2019s taking The Substance wrong?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tGlaser explained to Stern why some jokes just don\u2019t make it. \u201cThings do live on in some way and maybe sometimes a joke is just for the room.\u201d She added that there have been times \u201cwhere jokes have really hurt people\u2019s feelings\u201d or she thought, \u201cI\u2019ve gone too far and I feel like I\u2019m always okay with losing stuff now. I wasn\u2019t before.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cIt was always really hard to cut those jokes,\u201d she said, \u201cand now I\u2019m just like, \u2018You just don\u2019t get everything you want and you just gotta move on and let\u2019s just write a better joke. There\u2019s gotta be a better joke out there.&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tAsked by Stern whether she had gotten Sean Penn\u2019s ok before joking \u201cEveryone in Hollywood is desperate to look younger \u2013 meanwhile, Sean Penn is like \u2018What if I slowly morphed into a sexy leather handbag?\u2019\u201d \u2013 Glaser revealed that she had indeed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cThat was one where I was like, \u2018I think I need to.\u2019 I thought, \u2018What is it gonna do in the room? If he makes a face, everyone in the room is not gonna laugh even if it is funny and even if he does look exactly like a handbag.\u2019 I actually told Jimmy Kimmel that joke. I whispered it in his ear. He was like, \u2018That guy, I don\u2019t think he\u2019s ever brushed his hair.\u2019 He said, \u2018That guy\u2019s not vain. This isn\u2019t gonna hurt his feelings\u2026\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tGlaser added that the Penn joke wouldn\u2019t have worked with a female actor. \u201cIf someone said that about me, I would be devastated, but it\u2019s different for men and I was okay with doing that joke because I am attracted to him. I watched that movie and my boyfriend was uncomfortable with how horny I was for him in that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tSaid Stern, \u201cHe\u2019s known as kind of a live wire. You don\u2019t know. He might jump up on the stage and Will Smith you. You know what I mean? You just don\u2019t know with this guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cThat was the part of the monologue that I was just like, \u2018Once I get past that, I\u2019ll be okay,&#8217;\u201d Glaser said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tOn a more serious note, Glaser told Stern why she paid tribute to the late Rob Reiner by wearing a Spinal Tap ball cap at the end of the show.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cIt was so heavy and so tragic,\u201d Glaser said about Reiner\u2019s death. \u201cI thought Chelsea Handler did a really great job of it in her Critics\u2019 Choice speech. I felt like it came from a really personal place because she knew him really well and I just felt like I don\u2019t know if I\u2019m the right person to deliver this message. The Golden Globes doesn\u2019t have an In Memoriam. What I really thought was if the tables were turned, what would I want Rob Reiner to do for me? That would be enough for me. Just a little joke, a little nod. A reference to his work.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tThe Howard Stern Show, which airs on SiriusXM channel Howard 100, is broadcast live Mondays and Tuesdays starting at 7:00 am ET. The full show is also available on the SiriusXM app.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tVideo clips below, provided by SiriusXM\u2019s The Howard Stern Show.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Golden Globes host Nikki Glaser appeared on SiriusXM\u2019s The Howard Stern Show this morning and shared what jokes&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":514365,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[33],"tags":[185,171,31783,76186,123191,34616,67,132,68],"class_list":["post-514364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-celebrities","tag-celebrities","tag-entertainment","tag-golden-globes","tag-howard-stern","tag-nikki-glaser","tag-sean-penn","tag-united-states","tag-unitedstates","tag-us"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@us\/115890798301718033","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514364\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/514365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}