\n\tDonald Trump stormed the cold open of \u201cSaturday Night Live\u201d this week as a family attempted to manage rising gas prices on a road trip.<\/p>\n
\n\tThe segment in the March 14 episode began with Mikey Day, Ashley Padilla, Marcello Hern\u00e1ndez and Sarah Sherman as a family on a road trip looking at the rising gas prices. But Trump (James Austin Johnson) breaks the scene by monologuing the events of the week.<\/p>\n
\n\t\u201cYou might remember me from such campaign promises as lower gas prices and no more wars. We\u2019ll have to make promises because a promise is just a lie that hasn\u2019t happened yet,\u201d Johnson-as-Trump said. \u201cBut now gas costs like a million billion dollars a gallon and it\u2019s for the stock market. Let me put it in a way that the Harry Styles<\/a> fans in the crowd tonight can understand: The stock market is going in One Direction,\u201d evoking host Harry Styles\u2019 previous group.<\/p>\n \n\tTrump also evoked Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet<\/a>\u2018s viral comments<\/a> about opera and ballet, saying, \u201cWe will win this war, because Iran is old and nobody likes them. Iran is like ballet and opera, and we\u2019re Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tLater in the segmenet, Colin Jost returned as secretary of war Pete Hegseth, who said, \u201cI\u2019ll tell you the same thing I say when people ask about our plans for Iran: I don\u2019t know,\u201d and \u201cYou babies in the media are completely unpatriotic. They\u2019re using what I do and say to make me look like a fool in there.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tStyles is the host and musical guest for this episode.<\/p>\n \n\tWatch the cold open below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Donald Trump stormed the cold open of \u201cSaturday Night Live\u201d this week as a family attempted to manage…\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":656878,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[30],"tags":[171,24495,1807,1933,84737,173,67,132,68],"class_list":["post-656877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-tv","tag-entertainment","tag-harry-styles","tag-president-trump","tag-snl","tag-timothu00e9e-chalamet","tag-tv","tag-united-states","tag-unitedstates","tag-us"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@us\/116231952515688748","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656877\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/656878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}