The good news? The WHO says not to worry, and if we’ve learned anything over the years, it’s that the WHO can be trusted.<\/p>\n
ZERO BS. JUST DAKICH. TAKE THE DON’T @ ME PODCAST ON THE ROAD. DOWNLOAD NOW!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n They’re all wasted!<\/p>\n Let’s roll.<\/p>\n Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps \u2014 the one where Nick Bosa’s<\/a> model girlfriend, Ella Ailiff, gets summer rolling by smoking tennis balls in a pink bikini. As one does, of course.<\/p>\n Nick Bosa of the San Francisco 49ers stands on the sidelines during the national anthem before an NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sept. 21, 2025. (Brooke Sutton\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n What else? I’ve got Ted Turner memories from his early days in Atlanta, a wild scene last night in St. Louis, and this Spencer Pratt out in California seems like a winner. I don’t know him from Adam, but as someone who has lived in Free Florida for his whole life, I’d like to think I can spot talent when I see it.<\/p>\n This cat has it.<\/p>\n OK, grab you whatever you have handy today \u2014 dealer’s choice! \u2014 and settle in for a Thursday ‘Cap!<\/p>\n Which number pandemic is this for you?<\/strong><\/p>\n Let’s spin the wheel and start with the predictable freakout over this rat virus on the cruise ship. No, I ain’t looking up the name. I don’t much care. Not yet, at least. I choose to ignore it, because that’s how I assume things just go away. It’s how I live my life, really.<\/p>\n FIVE YEARS AFTER COVID LOCKDOWNS: THE 5 MOST BIZARRE \u2018STOP-THE-SPREAD\u2019 MOMENTS<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n All the hullabaloo did get me thinking about all the fearmongering I’ve been through over my 33 years on this planet. Obviously, COVID was the big one. Duh. But, folks forget that we’ve heard it all over the past three decades.<\/p>\n When I was a kid, it was the SARS outbreak. When I was a junior in high school, it was swine flu. Remember swine flu?! What a time to be alive. My then-girlfriend (now-wife) actually got swine flu, and then took the ACT and absolutely embarrassed me. I think she got a 34. I’m quite sure I didn’t sniff the 30s.<\/p>\n Of course, there was the Ebola madness when I was in college, and then COVID. People forget about the Monkeypox hysteria after COVID in 2023. That was fun. We’ve also had a couple of flare-ups of the measles and bird flu.<\/p>\n Health workers in protective gear evacuate patients from the MV Hondius cruise ship at a port in Praia, Cape Verde, on May 6, 2026. (Misper Apawu\/AP)<\/p>\n What’s that? Six? This will be my seventh! That’s a lot of epidemic\/pandemic\/plandemic experience in just 30 years. I consider myself a seasoned vet. What about you? I’m sure we’ve got some real warriors in this class. Some pandemic lifers. Let’s hear it!<\/p>\n OK, let’s get class started with 49ers DE Nick Bosa’s girlfriend, Ella Ailiff, hitting the tennis court to get her NFL WAG offseason started:<\/p>\n We have a lot of angry \u2018Star Wars\u2019 fans in class<\/strong><\/p>\n Welcome to Florida, Ella! Not sure that outfit is setting you up for the best success on the court, but to each his own. Look good feel good, feel good play good. I get it.<\/p>\n HILARY DUFF’S LATEST INSTAGRAM CONTENT HAS SUBURBAN MILLENNIAL MOMS GASPING, A TENNIS MATCH TURNS NASTY & MEAT<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n PS: Tennis is still far superior to pickleball. I know we’re in this pickleball craze right now, but tennis will come back around.<\/p>\n OK, let’s keep the line moving. I’ve got an analytics meeting this afternoon, which should be a barrel of fun.<\/p>\n Yesterday, I asked everyone <\/a>when “Star Wars” officially lost you as a fan. I wrote about it earlier this week, but wanted to get you input because I’m of the belief that we’re the smartest class in America.<\/p>\n Shockingly, you guys did NOT hold back.<\/p>\n From Ryan N:<\/strong><\/p>\n “The prequel trilogy I thoroughly enjoyed, and think phantom menace gets way too much hate because of jar jar, but the darth maul lightsaber duel at the end makes up for that, especially if you\u2019re 9 watching it in theaters.<\/p>\n “But the original question, where did they lose me?\u00a0 It was when they killed off Han Solo so lamely in Force Awakens.\u00a0 But even then, the nostalgia was strong enough to get me to go pay money to see The Last Jedi (one of the worst movies I\u2019ve ever seen, let alone just a bad Star Wars movie).\u00a0I was completely done after Luke milked the sea dinosaur thing.”<\/p>\n I agree with everything! This is why Ryan is a Nightcaps OG. “Phantom Menace” 100% gets way too much hate. The last 30 minutes of TPM are some of the best in the entire saga. There, I said it.<\/p>\n Last Jedi, meanwhile, lost me when they had Carrie Fisher floating in space. Goodness.<\/p>\n Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher attend the Midnight Mission’s 100-year anniversary Golden Heart Gala at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sept. 30, 2014. (Araya Diaz\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n From Gene in the Rock:<\/strong><\/p>\n “For me, 7-9 were the real clinkers.\u00a0 IMHO the series died in June of 2013 when Lucas stepped aside and Kathleen Kennedy took over at Lucasfilms.\u00a0 Everything since then has been s#it.\u00a0 Return of the Jedi was the peak.”<\/p>\n No argument from me. Like TPM, the last 30-45 minutes of Return of the Jedi are elite.<\/p>\n … Unless you ask Rick N:<\/strong><\/p>\n “Star Wars really lost me with Return of the Jedi.\u00a0 When I was young (they all came out in theaters before I was around to go see them, so tv\/video tape were my in-roads), I loved all 3 movies, but once I hit around 20 or so, Return of the Jedi was just silly.\u00a0 Ewoks, the repeat of A New Hope’s plot, the we’re brother\/sister, just not good stuff.”<\/p>\n Ted’s big idea, Cards fans to the rescue and this Spencer Pratt is going places<\/strong><\/p>\n I can still remember the entire theater gasp when Darth Maul whipped out the double lightsaber. If I remember correctly, the trailers all kept that from us, so it was stunning. Not one single moment in Disney’s awful sequels even comes close to those three minutes.<\/p>\n It could also be because, I don’t know, they also involved a heavy dose of Mark Hamill, who has become just the most insufferable person on the planet?<\/p>\n Gee, can’t imagine why fans were tired of Mark Hamill towards the end! He’s so normal now!<\/p>\n OK, let’s rapid-fire this long class into a big Thursday night. Strap in, we’re going quick.<\/p>\n First up? We didn’t get to Ted Turner’s passing yesterday, but I did find this little nugget <\/a>amazing:<\/p>\n This is the effect Ted Turner had on folks. People from both sides of the aisle spent yesterday remembering Turner. Some, for his efforts in the media world.<\/p>\n Could you imagine a team trying to pull off THAT promotion in today’s world? Folks would faint.<\/p>\n Next? Let’s head out to Busch Stadium and get a pulse check from the fans:<\/p>\n Lordy. What is it with MLB<\/a> fans the last few years? We had the Pirates fan last year fall onto the actual field, and now this guy was one leg away from a potentially nasty situation.<\/a> Good on the fans for stepping in, though.<\/p>\n Nowadays, they just whip out their phones, hit record, and let the chips fall where they may. Not here. Good work!<\/p>\n OK, that’s it for today. A long class, but a solid one. We’re almost to the end of the week, folks. Hang on a bit longer.<\/p>\n CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE FOX NEWS APP<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And maybe take a look at this Spencer Pratt to kill some time. He’s the first sane person out of California I’ve seen in a long, loooooooooong time.<\/p>\n OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column set to run Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. (roughly, we\u2019re not robots<\/a>).<\/p>\n![\"Nick](\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/nick-bosa-injury-2.jpg\")
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