On a scale of bodega wine to Cabernet Cabaret, where does Cat Cohen<\/a> fit?This is NYQ<\/a>, a series in which we find out how \u201cNew York\u201d notable New Yorkers really are.<\/p>\n How many years have you lived in New York? <\/strong>Thirteen.<\/p>\n You could make one subway etiquette rule law \u2014 what would it be? <\/strong>You can\u2019t put a bag next to you. You can\u2019t put anything next to you. That\u2019s for a person.<\/p>\n Someone bumps into you on the subway \u2014 what do you do? <\/strong>I send them love and light.<\/p>\n Your train line is down and you\u2019re running late \u2014 what do you do? <\/strong>Hop in a cab, walk, run, hope for the best.<\/p>\n Your cab driver is taking you on a horrible route. Do you interrupt? <\/strong>No, no, no. I\u2019m along for the ride.<\/p>\n Someone tries to hand you a flyer on the street \u2014 what do you do? <\/strong>No, thank you.<\/p>\n Someone tries to get you to film a TikTok on the street. What do you do? <\/strong>No, thank you. Good luck with your career.<\/p>\n It\u2019s a blinking red light and you\u2019re about to cross \u2014 do you wait till it says walk, or are you crossing? <\/strong>I\u2019m fucking rocking out.<\/p>\n You\u2019re in town for a long holiday weekend and know the city will empty out \u2014 where do you go? <\/strong>A Broadway show and a drink at Sardi\u2019s.<\/p>\n Someone you want to impress asks for restaurant advice \u2014 what neighborhood do you send them to for the best pizza? <\/strong>I\u2019ve actually done a pizza tour of the city, and I think the best plain slice is Sal and Carmine\u2019s, which I believe is on 101st.<\/p>\n What\u2019s your area code? <\/strong>713.<\/p>\n Do you think they still matter? <\/strong>Everything matters.<\/p>\n What\u2019s the longest you\u2019ve waited on a subway platform? <\/strong>After I saw Hereditary, I was waiting for the train and I was so traumatized that I sat there and, like, three trains went by, and I was like, \u201cOh my God, it\u2019s been 30 minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n What\u2019s the most you\u2019ve ever paid for a coffee in New York City? <\/strong>Probably like nine dollars.<\/p>\n Do you own a car? Have you ever admitted that out loud? <\/strong>No. I\u2019d love to, if anyone has one they\u2019d like to hand over.<\/p>\n Bed bugs or roaches? <\/strong>Roaches.<\/p>\n Roaches or rats? <\/strong>Roaches.<\/p>\n Which is worse, Hudson Yards or Dimes Square? <\/strong>Hudson Yards.<\/p>\n Have you ever gotten a piece of furniture off the street? <\/strong>I\u2019ve gotten lots of things \u2014 shelves, chairs. Anything without upholstery, I\u2019m down.<\/p>\n Do you touch the subway poles? <\/strong>Yeah.<\/p>\n Where do you go to cry? <\/strong>The Union Square Barnes & Noble is coming to mind, because of the bathroom up there. You can go have a pee, sit down in between the shelves, read some poetry, let it out.<\/p>\n What\u2019s your go-to public bathroom? <\/strong>The Union Square Barnes & Noble.<\/p>\n Best New York celebrity sighting? <\/strong>I see Glenn Close walking her dog all the time. But I also recently saw Zooey Deschanel and one of the Property Brothers, and I was really gagged.<\/p>\n What about New York City still makes no sense to you? <\/strong>Why is rent so much?<\/p>\n Name the fakest realtor-invented neighborhood. <\/strong>SoHa? NoHa? Weren\u2019t they trying to do that?<\/p>\n How many times have you moved in New York City? <\/strong>I\u2019ve lived in seven places. The hardest move was when I didn\u2019t hire movers \u2014 I also moved into a worse apartment. I got there and went, \u201cThis is worse than where I was.\u201d I moved from Williamsburg to East Williamsburg. Is that another made-up neighborhood \u2014 East Williamsburg?<\/p>\n I\u2019m old enough to remember when \u2026 <\/strong>There was no Whole Foods in Williamsburg.<\/p>\n What\u2019s a place that closed that you wish you could bring back? <\/strong>Bring back the top floor of the Duplex. That\u2019s where I got my start.<\/p>\n Every New Yorker should do what at least once? <\/strong>Get their aura photo taken at Magic Jewelry.<\/p>\n Sexiest New Yorker? <\/strong>I mean, probably like Chlo\u00eb Sevigny.<\/p>\n Last time you ate a hot dog from a hot-dog stand? <\/strong>Probably 2022.<\/p>\n How much do you pay when you go to the Met? <\/strong>Do you have to pay?<\/p>\n What percent did you tip your last Uber driver? <\/strong>Twenty percent.<\/p>\n Last time you hailed a yellow cab? <\/strong>Last night.<\/p>\n Have you ever cried over a New York sports team? <\/strong>No, my fianc\u00e9 has, and I console him.<\/p>\n Has your phone ever gone off during a live performance? <\/strong>No. God.<\/p>\n Have you ever fallen asleep while in the audience? <\/strong>No, I wish.<\/p>\n What do you do if the person next to you is behaving badly? <\/strong>I guess, \u201cExcuse me, can you stop?\u201d It happened the other night at Giant \u2014 drunk girls on their phones. Imagine drunk-sexting during Giant? I could read everything.<\/p>\n